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Joined 11-25-06, id: 547005, Profile Updated: 02-28-09
Author has written 8 stories for Romance, Humor, and Historical.

My Fan Fiction account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1055628/

My new obsession

I was always obsessed with period dramas in general, but never have I loved any as much as the BBC mini-series of Elizabeth Gaskell's North and South. The book was wonderful, and the adaptation was one of those rare ones which is just as good as the book. North and South is about a young woman from tranquil southern England who moves to live in the north at the height of the Industrial Revolution. The book is basically about the relationship between the working class and the masters of the factories, and explores this point through a love story between the southern woman and a northern mill owner whose opinions constantly clash.

It's an amazing book, and the mini-series is amazing too. Richard Armitage (who I'd never heard of before this) is Mr Thornton, and he gives a brilliant performance (it helps that he is extremely hot and probably a major reason behind my humungous fictional character crush on Mr Thornton) - I am now an official member of the Armitage Army of RAbid fangirls. I must also mention that Daniela Denby-Ashe, who plays Margaret, was also fantastic, and although she seems to be overlooked a lot as everyone praises RA, without her wonderful performance as Margaret Hale, RA's Mr Thornton might not have made such an impact. Also, I must mention what is now called 'The Train Station Scene' in my mind - most romantic thing ever; and I love that the film doesn't just end abruptly and sort of brings you down gently from that emotional high, so that you're left feeling completely satisfied.

It is a crime not to have seen and read this. Please check it out and do PM me if you are a fan - can't talk about it enough!

On the Topic of Reviews

I really like getting reviews, seriously. I understand that some of the people who read my stories might not have time to review, or are too lazy to review, or think I have too many reviews (no such thing, people - please keep contributing!), and so for whatever reason, they do not review. I won't be too hurt even if it's a negative review - yes, sometimes it's kinder to say nothing, but it means a lot to know that someone took the time to critique my writing. I get a tiny bit annoyed when someone favourites my story but doesn't review - but it's cool, I get that people can't always review and I do appreciate the gesture. And now I'm being a huge hypocrite, because I've been guilty of all the above things, especially in the being too lazy to review department. So from now on I resolve to review everything I read, unless it has an absolutely montrous amount of reviews and I have nothing new to say about it, in the hope that people will return the favour (and that I can expect the favour to be returned without being a hypocrite).

All you need to know about me:

I've watched the Wiggles with my baby cousin and actually enjoyed it

I can't get to sleep if my feet are cold

I'm going to be rich - don't know how, don't know when, but I'm going to be

I obviously consider the above facts more important than my gender, my favourite things and the fact that I have a brother

I'm a girl

I have a younger brother

I'm freakishly obsessed with Jane Austen books and their movie adaptations

I'm freakishly obsessed with 19th century literature in general

I'm freakishly obsessed with pretty much all period dramas from any country, though British ones especially

I used to be freakishly obsessed with the Australian comedy team behind shows such as CNNNN and The Chaser's War on Everything

I used to be freakishly obsessed with Hindi movies

I used to be freakishly obsessed with Harry Potter

My favourite food is mattar paneer (an Indian dish with peas and paneer , which is somewhat similar to ricotta cheese)

I love chocolate (obviously)

I actually study in study periods

My favourite subject was biology

I'm a proud nerd

Despite the above confession, I wear contact lenses

I play an Indian instrument called a veena - it looks somewhat like a sitar, but is IMO cooler

I can sing

I can run

I can jump

I can't fly, unfortunately

I like to think I'm randomly deep and meaningful, but really I'm not

I like learning languages

I actually like travelling on public transport

I really have to learn to respond maturely to constructive criticism and take it on board to improve - I take criticisms about my work too personally

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Such a Sweet Talker by MorbidAngelXxX reviews
“They all come for her eh?” He asked. I nodded. “And does anyone ever come for you?” At that, I had to laugh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Sharpie Wars by glitterxx reviews
Love letters are such a thing of the past. How else do you ask a girl out but by drawing on her face with a sharpie? ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Monsieur Micah by Pinkamoo reviews
“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Alethia Syndrome by Pinkamoo reviews
I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Knight Shift by jeepers09 reviews
Eric Knight is a late-night DJ who fell in love with one of his callers. Now the whole city knows they've broken up. And Eric's miserable. If only she would call in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Him & Her Exchange by xoxluurve reviews
“I got you. I promise.” Cliche warning.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
You're in my seat by starlit x sky reviews
“You’re in my seat.” I glanced up, about to reply that you didn’t have assigned seating in the school library. But this person was a male, a male sixth former and a fit one at that. Still, I wasn't going to move. And he couldn’t make me. Right? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Pest Control by angels and airwaves reviews
[Oneshot] Ah! He's looking at me! He's looking at me! He's opening his mouth... Maybe he wants to ask me for my number! Ahhhh! 'Hey, there's a cockroach on your shirt.' Wow, his voice is as amazing as... hold on, WHATTTT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
The Calculus Confession by lips and lashes reviews
Cynthia conveniently ends up sitting next to her crush in calculus class, and formulates a plan to make use of this - acting stupid can't be too hard, right? One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Return to Sender by andee lee reviews
SKoW Nominee! Lindy thinks she's doing him a favor, mailing the love letter he left behind on the bus. Little does she know that it may be the other way around.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Cliché, or no? Definitely! A Oneshot series by Pinkamoo reviews
It’s an undeniable fact that I feel ill. I mean, wouldn’t you feel ill if your one true love is in love with your mum? And is marrying her? God, it’s enough to make you want to vomit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Let's Break Up! by Continuance reviews
Those three words can cause a lot of damage. But what happens when they're never uttered? A couple is about to find out that a little misunderstanding can go a long way. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Thirty Floors by andee lee reviews
One-shot. They say one ride in the elevator at the Elegance Hotel is all it takes to change your life. According to the story her two best friends believe, Natalie is thirty floors away from finding the man of her dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Flowers by biggerthanthis reviews
He loves dandelions, and he loves her. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Promises by Karahly reviews
“Make out with the next girl to walk through that door.” Gavin suggested after a pause pointing to our front entrance, “That’ll shut Cathy and Holly the hell up. Show them you’re not scared to be spontaneous and that you’re no virgin!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Blake's Girl by angels and airwaves reviews
*One-shot* "Return me my ribbon, poopy-face!" "Not till the day we get MARRIEDDD..." He jeered, poking his tongue out. She knew all too well what that meant. She was never going to see that ribbon again... Or was she?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Never the Bride by jellybeancurd reviews
If you had three bestfriends with their own "happily ever after", you would want one too! People say that love blossom at weddings. If only i had known eight years ago that it was where he needed to confess. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
How I Spent My Summer at the Library by xXKirariXx reviews
One-shot. And here I thought wasting my summer at the library wasn't going to be fun. Apparently beach parties and bonfires were nothing compared to this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Make A Wish by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- The guy I liked had the hearts of every girl in the school. It didn't help that one of my closest friends who would actually be perfect for him was one of his many admirers. What else could I do but to take a back seat and just make as many wishes as possible at 11:11?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Just by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To Theo it was just another night alone. Just another tie. Just another day. Just another week, month, year. Just this, just that. It was just life, after all. So when he met Avery, of course his first inclination was to believe she was just another girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Free Fall by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “This is closure,” he whispers. I nod. “I know.” “Then why is it so hard?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
He Stole, She Stole by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
I stole his latte, he stole my cab. I stole his pen, he stole my diary. I stole his umbrella...he stole my heart. It’s funny how fate works out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Commercials by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He kissed me. I said nothing. He walked away. I called after him, 'You forgot something'. He looked at me coldly and asked 'What' I gazed up at him and whispered, 'This'. With that, I kissed him. SHORT ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Your Best Bet by i found nemo reviews
So this cute guy I see everywhere on campus suddenly went from being a semi-stranger to the guy I'm being paid to hit on. It started with a bet... ONE-SHOT SKOW ROUND 7 NOMINEE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Surprise by Hospitality on Parade reviews
The boy always saw things coming. It was a gift of his. And yet, the girl still surprised him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
She should have known better by Erisah Mae reviews
CHALLENGE “D-don't you forget me Alastor McKinsley,” she said finally, when the tears had slowed to a mere trickle. “Don't forget me when you're off in distant places...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Knowing You Know Me by fallingstar13 reviews
When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Soul Mate by strawberry-express reviews
I raised my eyebrow and looked at him expectantly. ‘Are you some kind of stalker?’ ‘I’m not a stalker,’ he replied, smiling, ‘I’m your soul mate.’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
When She Smiles by mandybeth reviews
That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Twenty Second Hugs by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- "They've been hugging each other since we turned into this hallway. How can anyone stand giving each other twenty second hugs?"... "Twenty second hugs. Only the people I truly love would ever have those moments with me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
And You Are? by strawberry-express reviews
So, random guy sneaks up behind me, closes my eyes and gives me a heartfelt speech. Then he apologizes and says he got the wrong person. Then he rambles on about his screwy love life. And me? I’m just too traumatized to figure out what’s happening.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
I Framed Roger Rabbit by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
I am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Just like a movie by strawberry-express reviews
‘It’s true,’ I sighed. ‘I really do love you.’ There were a million romantic things he could have done at that moment. But no, the thick skulled idiot just had to faint.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Kiss Me by Loud Cancer reviews
Summary: A girl realizes that she’s about to graduate without getting her first kiss. Her best friend is more than willing to help with her predicament. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
That's So Cheesy by fallingstar13 reviews
She didn’t like flowers. She didn’t like Valentine’s Day, huge boxes of chocolate, or hideously cute stuffed animals. She didn’t like anything under the category of cliché or cheesy. Sometimes it seemed like the only thing she did like was him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Empty Stairwells by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
The Right Lighting by Miss K Ree reviews
All it takes is the right lighting, or in Katie's case the right lighting guy... Behind the scenes concert romance. Complete fluff. One Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Love in 20 Minutes Tops by FRANCi reviews
Felix went to the lame party because Clarisse was going. He agreed to play 7 Minutes because Clarisse was playing. But he didn't plan on getting locked in the closet, because neither did she. He also didn't plan to fall in love, because neither did she...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
You Have My Attention by angels and airwaves reviews
[Oneshot] Whoever said that the girl of your dreams has to be sane?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
The Bee and the Wallflower by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot] “Anyways,” added Bee airily, “I'll always see you, wallflower or not.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Elevator Games by EraseTheMemories reviews
[ONESHOT] Best friends, Jake and Delaney, find themselves stuck in an elevator. How on earth will they keep themselves occupied? Sorry, I'm no good at summaries ] R&R Please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
And Then He Kissed Me by angels and airwaves reviews
From protecting her from school bullies in 1st grade to becoming besties, he finally has the courage to tell her he loves her. But now,five years later, she's convinced he's going to break up, and she's crushed. But oh, if only she knew..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Love, Girl X by angels and airwaves reviews
She doesn't dare to love,so she writes to him weekly,only known as Girl X. He's trying to keep sane in a crazy world,and her letters sustain him. They rely on each other silently,but what happens when he decides that he MUST know Girl X for who she is?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Nikah by ihrtbks reviews
[ONESHOT][Wedding]Excerpt: He'd always thought his bride would be dressed in white. His fiancée wants an Indianstyle wedding, and he'll give her anything it's in his power to give.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The Knight and His Princess by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “Be happy with your future king. Love again. Fall freely and let him catch you.” Her eyes fell closed. He pulled away a little, but only to whisper into her ear: “Love crazily as I love you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
A Rainy Romance by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
Ok, so you're driving on this really stormy day and you see this guy walking on the street. One thing you don't do is go and pick him up...something that I,uh, just did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Three Little Words by Myrika reviews
Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Kissing Games by blairwrites reviews
ONESHOT. The LAST thing Liz wants to do is work at her mom's Kissing Booth at a carnival. But what happens when she strikes up a challenge with her cokisser, Patrick, and the competition becomes more than friendly? Companion to A Valentine's Day Dare.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
What We Leave by Hematite Dandelion reviews
She always left her bike at the baseball diamond. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Support Group by poisedtokill reviews
A short little story about a support group. Intended to be a joke.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Rose Petals by Orangen reviews
[ONESHOT] A girl agonizes over a Valentine's Day rose. Edited slightly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
City 2006 by pixy-dizzy reviews
And here she found something more than what she knew. Based ish on real life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
My Near Death Experience with a Pizza Crust by Jane Precious reviews
We had to write a personal narrative for English. This is what i had, i got an A due to my sarcasm. It's a true story, f. y. i.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Fate and Laundry Soap by invisible.writer reviews
She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Just to See Her Smile by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] He strived on her happiness. He lived to see her smile. His duty in life was to make her happy. Why? Because he loved her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Unbiased and Detached, You Say? by Lyssa O reviews
When the lights go out and you're in an elevator with a guy who you're quite biased and attached over, it's either hit or miss. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Ruination by Danielle Night reviews
One shot. Regency. Melanie is tired of waiting for James to propose, and is willing to do anything to get him to pop the question even risk ruination.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
How Weird is That? by Liz Inc reviews
[One-Shot] So her best friend's been avoiding her for a couple days. No big deal, right? Yeah, that's what she thinks...until he "tells" her why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006
Toilet Humour by tawnyfawn reviews
ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2006
The Lucky Penny by arachibutyrophobia reviews
[oneshot] You can go back in time to change one embarrassing moment. Would you? Could you? Or, most important… should you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Leo by arachibutyrophobia reviews
[oneshot] She smiled at me knowingly. “It’s when two people stare at each other in a public place, and all they can see is each other…”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Scientist by invisible.writer reviews
It was the scenic atmosphere mixed with an explosive pairing of chemistry which ultimately produced...well, the obvious.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Guardian of the Punch Bowl by invisible.writer reviews
Every Valentine's Day she could be seen sitting not 2 feet away from the punch bowl, alone. She hated it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Nixamour by invisible.writer reviews
The title speaks for itself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004
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An Inconvenient Contract reviews
Set in the Regency period. Richard and Isabella are childhood friends whose parents wish them to marry. This very naturally inclines them to rebel; and of course it is to AVOID marrying each other that they run off to Scotland together...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
The 'Tasmanian Devils' Campaign reviews
The simple way of dealing with the problem of unpatriotic immigrants.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Man of Gondor reviews
She had never wanted a Prince Charming. Instead, all she desired was her very own man of Gondor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
A Humble Suggestion to Help Us Better Our Society reviews
For the preservation of the human race, drastic action needs to be taken. Fortunately, I have a plan.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Chemistry reviews
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Small Talk reviews
The fourth day, he sang. She had agreed to listen and had tried not to smile as he very enthusiastically belted out a song, completely out of tune, his voice cracking on the high notes. Eventually security escorted him out of the building.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Language Barrier reviews
You two really are perfect for one another. Why don’t you go talk to him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions reviews
He almost stopped breathing. She was getting married.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete