ThatOneKidWhoDoesn'tLikeSalami
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Joined 11-26-06, id: 547323
Author has written 5 stories for General, Humor, and Horror.

Ummmmmmm hi =)

My name is Mary. I created this penname mainly so I could read stories, but I might post up these hilarious things I had to write for Lit. class sometime (aka. my OPs) (Occaisonal Papers if you were wondering.) I can write them about pretty much anything. It's pretty cool.

Actually, my friend Sarah made me make this. Her penname is DancingChaChaFruit. Definately go check her stuff out because it's awesome.

She's awsome too. and we're both band geeks!! genetically supier band geeks too. because we are genious's and we switched to the trombone

Anyway. That's enough about me, I think.

Adios!

Note: I wrote High School Hell for lit class too but its not an OP. Instructions: To write your own mini- version of Dante's Inferno. a.k.a. YOPI: Your Own Personal Inferno.

And i'm guessing you noticed the acronyms. My life has become full of them recently. Guess thats the consequense of joining the IB program at school. International Baccalaureate. Theres so many we've even come up with our own version of the alphabet.

READ AND REVIEW!!! and I'll love you forever. duh.

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They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Accidentally in Love by InspiredByAKiss reviews
They say that when someone dies, it affects everything. After the mother of her best friend commits suicide and his brother moves in with her family, Faith Montgomery is going to experience just exactly how true that statement is. [on hiatus]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,201 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
The Gift by Singing After Dark reviews
A Introduction to a story of a young girl who's life is changed forever.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005
AUDITIONS by stuckwiththegrouch reviews
This is my vision of the audition from hell. It's pretty funny.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005
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Graduation
Seniors leaving, so now what happens to the rest of us?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Field of Screams reviews
Halloween time. So what does that mean? Thaat's right, Field of Screams. But how scared was i, you ask? I'm sorry, that's the wrong question. You should be asking how scared was Sarah.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Bubbling reviews
I laugh at everything. And i'm NOT exaggerating. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Crazy Lady at the Library reviews
I went to the library after school to do quetly do my homeowrk, and instead we get yelled at for merely talking a tad bit over the accepted library voice level.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
High School Hell reviews
Pretty much self explanatory. Basically a kid goes to hell in her high school and meets teachers and other people.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete