Interstate Jesus
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Joined 11-26-06, id: 547327
Author has written 16 stories for General.

Muss es sein?

"There was this twenty-five year old guy walking a tightrope across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another twenty-five year old guy was getting a blow job from a seventy year old woman, but get this, at the exact same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?"
"No clue."
"Don't look down."
-Mark Z. Danielewski; House of Leaves

"Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare."
-Voltaire

I am me.
This is pretty lame sometimes, but I deal.

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Life Lessons
You taught me everything I know... too bad it wasn't enough, neh?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
And You Takes Your Chance
Moving on, I guess.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Honesty reviews
If honesty's the best policy, lying's the second best. Second isn't really that bad, right?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
My Moses reviews
Wanting to fly away. Wanting a person but hating them. Pointless religious symbolism. Different style of writing than what I normally do, not entirely, but enough to notice, I think.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Sleepless
Missing a best friend, missing sleep. Hurrah.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Like Clockwork
Feeling alone, basically.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Blank page reviews
Writing for a person who doesn't care, and hating every story for it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Wishes
Late night phone calls from someone I'd rather not, and wishful thinking.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
3 AM reviews
Train of thought on the most lonely hour of the night.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Part 3 Northern Lights
Conflicting emotions and the same girl. I don't know, you figure it out.Part 3 of a nonseries.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Part 2 Pretty in the Rearview
Reckless driving and an unattainable girl. This is what happens when I write while angry.Same as Part 1, while it works with the others, doesn't necessarily need them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Part 1 Symbolism
Wondering what's changed.Though this is titled Part 1 it's not really a chapter. It just works with the others.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Highway Hypnosis
Driving in silence.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Stolen Sunglasses
Meeting up with a friend after a falling out, I guess. One of the few things I've written toward a real person.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons reviews
It's the morning after that kills... Unwanted company, but the inability to say no. Not my best, but it works well enough.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Speechless
How things have changed, I guess. Random memories.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete