Welcome to Vanilla Bean Enterprizes INC.

Were Your every need is taken care of

(if that makes you happy you believe that)

I'm aware that my old profile was soooooooooo annoying...I just kinda forgot to change it. But be happy you ungrateful slobs! I'm fixing it!

This profile is dedicated to those who perished by J.K Rowling's Quill

Name: Charlotte

PenName: Vanilla Bean CEO

Nicknames: Char, Sha-Sha, Sharmaine, Charlie

Country: Australia

Location: At my computer

Little About Me: I read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 11 hours (that is a veerrryyy long time for me) and a class mate threatened to rip my eyes out if I told her what happened. I am a book fanatic...I loooovvvveee reading

Note: I am not a spelling freak NOR a grammar fic nor do I desire to put full stops at the end of my paragraphs, if you have a problem with this then please go and shoot yourself (dictated by a very wise Blueberry)

This is just a random little phrase I had on msn for a while and I couldn't find a place to put it so I put it here:

Evil is such a STRONG word.I prefer "socially inept to kindness" or maybe "not un-evil" or even "kindness is not a strong trait~

WARNING:

Hangovers are the wrath of grapes

Friendship Prayer

(To my friends...)

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...

AMEN

Before we get on with life:

Kissies to my Besties:

Tara, Ash, Amber, Marisa Lyss, Mel, Elyse, Nies, Helsa, Leslie & Sophie

I would like to give a shout out to Little Fishie (my dog)

I would like to let the world know that I am a bitch

OH...and Delinquency rocks...

My Fav Authors

The Brilliant Raymond E. Fiest

The Wonderful J.K Rowling

The Amazing Garth Nix

David Eddings The Great

The Awe-inspiring Stephenie Meyer!!

My Fav Books

Anything by Raymond E. Fiest

Anything by Garth Nix

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

The Elenium & Tamuli by David Eddings

The Children of the Red King series by Jenny Nimo

Harry Potter Series (we all know who is the author)

The Lord of the Rings (again we all know who wrote this)

I understand everyday life is difficult.

Believe me. I live it.

And so I shall leave you with these words:

Keep your fingers crossed (but only one hand at a time)

Tell your cats to keep their paws crossed

OR

Tell your dogs to keep their paws crossed

AND

Don't call me and never ever come for a visit