Socially Inept Kitchen Boyhide bio
Author has written 10 stories for Romance, General, and Historical. Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.Rosencrantz : Or just as mad. Guildenstern : Or just as mad. Rosencrantz : And he does both. Guildenstern : So there you are. Rosencrantz : Stark raving sane. -Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead |
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Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
40 by Maria222985 reviews
Open fire on a warehouse full of hitmen. And follow the next 40 hours, running through a dark city, of the survivors. Warning for extreme violence, drug use, profanity, and sexual references. Ch 1 edited, Ch 2 added.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
Hotel California by ChaseOfSpades reviews
A man finds himself at a hotel where anything is possible and nothing is free. Will he find out the secret behind the Hotel California? Finished
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
I Wrote It All Here by sparrowsredrose reviews
A pathalogical liar gets mixed up with the popular crowd, and discovers that not everything about them is as shimmering as it seems-chap 2 up
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003
When I Was 17 by ALIwalicocopants reviews
OLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003
Suddenly You by bethe1tosay reviews
Trent Grey is an unemotional singer, with a hard past, and an uncertain future. Then he meets Lauren Thompson, and things change...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 89,797 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Life, Women and an Old Violin by lebuffle reviews
In old-style England, a young street musician returns home full of anticipation for what the future could hold after the day that could change history. However, in his own excitement he was oblivious to a certain letter posted under his door...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 11/3/2003
Silent Treatment by mikeharm reviews
An introverted young man is slowly opened up by a girl, who ends up falling madly in love... but happy endings are only for the movies. Reviews/Flames welcome
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2003
Of Fountains and Knives by La-Marquise-de-Condorcet reviews
It is night. A boy stands by a fountain holding a letter and a knife. He is in love. He is also depressed. Perhaps not the best combination. Short, one chapter piece. Features angsty teens, tears, talking to statues, explainations, and a kiss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2003
The Diva Pixie by Endless Dark reviews
He's overly dramatic, androgynous, and annoying. Your basic rock star. She's fed up, annoyed, and utterly sick of him. But with a past that neither can forget, they can't seem to stay away from each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,540 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Complete
Beating the 9 to 5 by Miss Blade reviews
Most of us will work the rest of our lives once out of college, but I hope to God that my life will be more exciting. That's why I plan on beating the 9-5.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2003
I is a Vewy Gud Powit by lebuffle reviews
Downt yew beleive me?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/4/2003
The Red Mill by sparklingdiamond8723 reviews
Rosa is an actress in Bohemian France. Tristan plays the piano for her songs. Both of them are more than they appear. And when their love is discovered, the result will take them out of France and into the farthest corners of the world
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
And She Smiled by paperhearts reviews
A girl learns to smile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2003
from van Gogh to Gauguin by Sanguinesque reviews
About two artists in 1888-1989. Love turned bitter (dear me, I can't seem to be able to write a happy love poem ~_). Slash.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2003
In Sickness and In Health by treadondreams reviews
A heartfelt speech to a husband.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/20/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Reviews and Reviewers by Ariana Deralte reviews
More of an essay that has advice for authors and readers on how to get reviews, some problems with the reviewing system and a few general suggestions.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2002
Irish Eyes by Ibonekoen reviews
Thinking of her Irish man. . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2002
Praising Caesar by valentine reviews
"Cheer up Meg, this is a wake...I've come to praise Caesar and all that." (a girl remembers her father)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2001
Marion Auriga: I Make The Rules by Memphis Long reviews
It's a one-shot story about a Mafia crime family leader and two important events of his past that made up who he is now. Warning: Profanity\Situations
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2001
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An Invincible Necessity reviews
When James ran into her the first time, he decided it was nothing. The second time? Just a coincidence. But after the fifth, he realised someone desperately wanted them together, no matter how long it took them to realise it as well
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005
La Belle Voix reviews
In 1910, cabarets had become so much more intimate. Performer to audience. But in one cabaret, an owner became too close to a performer, setting off a whirlwind of events that could ultimately destroy the cabaret.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003
The End of the Movie reviews
Lives are like movies. A blue print for creation. But sometimes there’s a glitch. A few seconds can usually change the flow of everything. You see, you missed your cue by three seconds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 11/30/2003
Laughing reviews
*Sequel to Eight of Nine* Five years ago, Rachel may have made the biggest mistake of her life by leaving London. But now that Sam may be visiting the US, she realizes that the circumstances could be the couple's breaking point.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003
Eight of Nine reviews
Important Author's Note Rachel is an American whose never been in love Sam is a jaded London screw up who's given up on falling in love again when Rachel visits a friend in London, Sam decides it would be fun to be her very own tour guide FIN
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Hallway Punk reviews
Someone asked me to tell them what punk was the other day. I wasn’t surprised, people ask that all the time. Short.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2004
London By Night reviews
In Victorian Era London, two citizens of high society will learn that if one wants something, they must fight for it. No matter what the consequences.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/5/2004
Magic reviews
The greatest magic is the one that emerges from within us in our most trying moments. Short story
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/4/2003
My Attic reviews
Mother had always told her she would adjust. She hoped it was soon. Short story
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/5/2003
Afterglow reviews
He loved waking up next to her. Turning his head to see her asleep beside him, her hair matted against her forehead, bright eyes hidden beneath the delicate eyelids, her breath slow and even with her slumber. Short story
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2003