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Hi.

Ahem.

Well, all I can say about myself is that I'm female.

My profile needed a change of scenery from the slightly deranged ranting that used to be on here. I just hope that it didn't rot anyone's eyeballs out before.

I'm more of a reviewer rather than a writer, but eventually I'll get something up. If there's anyone that's out there that actually is waiting for something by me to read, rip up, or compare to the moronic summaries I had on here, don't hold your breath. Knowing my procrastination, you might never have to suffer from the sugar-coated horror of my earlier stuff.

The apocolypse has occured. I've actually posted something on here. Flee, mortals, or risk your immortal souls!

It's short and hopefully obnoxiously to the point. Read at your own risk.

Drop me a review if you read something by me? Constructive criticism is badly wanted and it's hard to gauge approval or disapproval from readers if there isn't much to look at. Lurking is fun and all, but I'd like to know what you guys think, and what I need to work on.

I'll be more than happy to beta.

Current Wants:

Good urban fantasy. Not that, 'woe is me, I'm a sixteen year old girl/boy/hermaphrodite dropped into a fantasy world similar to my own/abducted by rock band elves'. One, there is such a thing as overworking a cliche; everyone's done it. Two, there are other ways to spin urban fantasy before you have to reach for the 'let's pull the sidhe into this and make them hawt in a dangerous-yet-not-really way!'.

Stop the Press!

Yes, I do write for the online newspaper that is Stop the Press. It's a group here on fictionpress that runs a montly paper thing. Check them out sometime; you might actually have some fun reading what's been written or even want to get something posted on there yourself. And we really need writers for it.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/540403/

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Project: Bestiary by Solemn Coyote reviews
This is a story about monsters, and the dark beyond the campfire. It's also an account of hope, desperation, and impossible odds. It tells of humans being who they are, and who circumstance forces them to be. Mostly, though, it's about monsters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 4/26/2006
The Golden Rule by Aithril the Elf-Maiden reviews
When the ruler of a peaceful land dies and his daughter is made to give the throne to an uncle she's never met, it looks like normalcy will return. That's before an odd suitor appears, gives her two illegal slaves, & her perfect world goes to pieces.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Charac by J. A. Kossler reviews
He is the beginning, he is the end. With a sword forged in death, he shall bring the world to nothing as it was in the beginning.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007
In Pursuit by Azzandra reviews
Well, they start as rivals, but things tend to change in the time you spend crossing a continent... Read and review.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Twin Moons Book 2 The Southern Journey by iamthedave reviews
The search for Crescent begins, and the efforts to prevent Brianna, Marcus and Gaula from reaching him begin to intensify. But how far can she really trust her friends? And who, ultimately, IS her enemy?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,834 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Always Time For Muffins by Miss Dridier reviews
Kayden doesn't like most people. The main exception is her best friend. The boy, who may not be human, that loves her best friend, she definitely hates him. For Darryl... all she wants is his muffin. He can leave.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
Dragonflesh by Lccorp2 reviews
[Complete] Karan. Respected, aspiring novelist, friend, tenant and dragon. Well, until he eats something that he really shouldn't have...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,880 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006
Cliche Vampires by Amori Kana reviews
When Ashley comes face to face with a Cliche Vampire, she decides she doesn't have the time to deal with his foolish games. She's even got a surprise of her own that pops up in the end. Hilarious and quickmoving. A must read, written by my best friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Hit Your Head, Sail the Sea by RubyXSerpent reviews
Strange haikus. Be gentle, I was young and stupid when I wrote these.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
In the Eyes of the World by Slam a Revolving Door reviews
The Blackston Mercenaries have always been fairly content with being a relatively anonymous group. The arrival of a new recruit by the name of Katara Randall, however, promises to change all that.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006
The Underworld reviews
Man, the hereafter, and the sprawl of differing ideas of exactly what goes on after we're reduced to wormfood. Oh, and writing as well.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete