Zero: I am fifteen and think I have a long way to go before my writing's even passably good. I hope to have things up here for people to read and look at and cut down to itty bitty pieces. I wouldn't mind. It would be nice if people left constructive reviews. I sympathize with all my characters, even my villains. I hope you do too.

One: I don't do humor. Please don't ask me to add a little humor to my stories because more often than not you'll just get a big old heap of angst. If aliens take over my body and I do post some humor, well you know, thats because aliens took over my body.

Two: While I don't do humor, I do do angst, romance, and fantasy. I do girls who aren't beautiful but have a backbone. I do guys who are sometimes hot and angsty but can be geeks and all awkward and such. A lot of times I skip the girl bit altogether and do two guys who are all hot and angsty and geeks and awkward and such. If disgusted, please exit to the right.

Three: For clarification, yeah, I may and/or most probably will write slash. Get over it.

Four: I read a lot of stories. I don't review much because I don't leave constructive reviews. But somtimes I get to chapter four and leave in a indignant huff because your character has done something ridiculous.

Five: If you read up to here, you deserve a cookie. Send me an email sometime if you're feeling friendly (is it just me, or does that sound like a come on? It isn't a come on, people. Don't send me porn or something). Just write Fictionpress in the subject so I know where you're coming from.