The Talented Mr. Evan
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Joined 11-29-06, id: 548056, Profile Updated: 11-20-10
Author has written 20 stories for Thriller, Fantasy, Spiritual, Life, Fantasy, General, General, Historical, Young Adult, Sci-Fi, and Essay.

My name is Evan and I am almost eighteen, which means I get to legally get drunk. I was born and raised in Texas, but grew up in Montreal. I'm also fluent in French - just throwing that out there. I may or may not be completely insane - jury's still out on that one. Don't be afraid to tell me you didn't like what I wrote. Tell me I'm not talented.

All the stories below are the immediate consequences of not having a social life.

That is all.


NOVEMBER 2010:

As I have foolishly decided to take part of NaNoWriMo, I have some fresh material. It sucks, but you'll have to live with it.

It's basically a second draft of the Heirs, but more mature. I've taken away their superpowers because I'm not thirteen anymore, and mind-reading isn't as cool as it used to be.

I'd like to say this draft is more mature, but what do I know.

Enjoy.

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Sanity by Vinnie K reviews
I am completely sane. I am the saviour." A monologue told as Jack the Ripper. Written for Creative Writing Society.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Le funambule by Keyla Island reviews
Lisez pour savoir, c'est une histoire assez étrange.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - French - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
AAA by Chuggur reviews
My thoughts on fiction writing. If you've ever written anything, I'll gaurentee you'll get a laugh out of this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Peroxide by The Astronaut reviews
About Kurt Cobain and the night he appeared in my bedroom.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2005
There is No Romance in Mental Illness by Mayaj reviews
This is an extremely personal piece, if any of you know me, please don't read it. I was very angry when I wrote this, and some people might find it offensive. It's about being real.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2004
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Houston reviews
I was raised in Houston, so I drew on childhood memories. As for ending, I was hit by a car three weeks ago, which might explain the dark tone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
The Heirs Second Draft
Francis Fermont, Vivian McCormick and Tobias Cohen attended the prestigious Prescott School from 2006 to 2010. In 2040, one of them will run for the US presidency - if the candidate's past is kept secret. Is a choppy NaNoWriMo work-in-progress, be kind.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,660 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010
The Heirs reviews
Three skilled fourteen-year-olds try to survive their high school years in an elite Massachussetts boarding school. Personalities collide while the world changes. Nearly complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,719 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/3/2006
Letter from a Montreal Jail
Yesterday on government-funded television, a separatist said that English was a disease.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Major Tom reviews
Two emotion-driven, David-Bowie-worshipping friends fall in love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Montrealer Pride reviews
If you live/have lived/want to live in the grand city of Montreal, step right up!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008
Chemical
The best bomb possible should be human. The life stories of Alex Napalm, Johnny Kerosene and Penny Peroxide.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008
Echoing Emptiness reviews
A boy like him shouldn’t have to feel a grown man’s emotion. But he does, and suffers a burden forced onto him by others.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
When the First Law Was Passed reviews
Political satire. Exaggerated, of course. It would be more interesting to people who know basic Quebec history. Or else it just comes out as being distopian.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
The Day Mom Killed Mickey Mouse reviews
How I felt the day Mom killed Mickey Mouse.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Child's Play reviews
It's strange how child's play can ruin lives.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Quidam reviews
Who are you, Quidam? Reveal yourself! Take off the mask That you call face
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Beast reviews
I am the creature you fear And are scared to find.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Of Blood and Bullets reviews
A murderer's thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
You are reading these words because reviews
You are reading these words because my grandfather died.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
In the City of Bright Lights reviews
And nothing will end this masquerade In the City of Bright Lights
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
His name is Ernest
In his hand, a crumpled note: My name is Ernest and I seek the truth.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 12/20/2006
W? reviews
Why do we hate what we don’t understand? Why do we hate what we cannot stand?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Before, after, now reviews
What happened before, what will happen after, what is happening now.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Waiting for Ray reviews
A boy waiting for a friend who's always been there for him.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete