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Joined 04-01-01, id: 54837
Author has written 10 stories for Young Adult, Nature, Life, Love, Fantasy, Humor, and Friendship.
Hello everybody. :-)

My name is Julia, and I'm a San Franciscan/college student/amateur writer. Above all, however, I'm an opera singer. Golly! (/juliametzler) Anyway, I'm at FP to improve as a writer. So, like most other people here, I love critical reviews. And yes, critical includes flames. I'd be happy if you told my that my story would serve a better purpose as toilet paper or firewood, as long as you give me advice on how to make it better. And, as a little incentive for reviewing, I'll be sure to read and review some of your work as well to show you my gratitude. :-)

Right now, I'm moving back and forth between work on "The City of Lyre" and "Mary Ann." I got a ton of positive feedback for "Beautiful," but the writing gods just aren't working with me on that one right now. I hope I'll be ready to get back to work on it soon. Meanwhile, enjoy the others. :-)

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Wonderlust by Lucie Saint-Lazare reviews
A postmodern revision of the Jack O'Lantern via the Wandering Jew. A postapocalyptic world filled with mysteries and anachronisms emerges from chaos through the worship of death. Rated M for zombies.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,165 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007
artichoke or human? by multiples of six reviews
hearts in a frying pan
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
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Mary Ann reviews
A futuristic, heroin induced Alice in Wonderland. Mary Ann, mistaken for a girl named Alice, is roped into a mission through The Central Storage Unit to recover the human emotions stolen by the gluttonous Queen of Hearts.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
The City of Lyre reviews
Just before J.W. Ashby dies, he tells his life story to the only person he has left...his hospice attendant. With only the clues Ashby gave him, the man sets out to understand the cruel circumstances that forced Ashby out of the secret city of Lyre.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
Digging for Grins in the Tooth Pile reviews
Grow up, but don't stop dancing in the rain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Strays reviews
I wrote this a long time ago, and kind of hope my writing has matured since this piece. Still, I remember really liking it at one point. It's about my dysfunctional social life circa the age of 14.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Makeover reviews
The secret to happiness.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
The Cycle Which I Didn't Mean to Write reviews
I'll regret posting this tomorrow.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006
Beautiful reviews
When a woman finds herself with the ability to alter the past, she drags the future with her into a horrifying new reality. A literary cocktail using tasty ingredients such as murder, lust, suicide, infidelity and revenge.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
How many people in this city reviews
I'm not quite sure what to write for this one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006
Positivity reviews
A short piece about positivity, or the mental state in which one can wear funny hats
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006
Eucalyptus reviews
The scattered pattern of eucalyptus leaves on the wet dirt is not an equation.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006