Author has written 33 stories for Humor, General, Love, Essay, Play, Religion, General, Fantasy, Life, Horror, Young Adult, Sci-Fi, War, and Romance.
"Suicide is man's way of telling God: You can't fire me - I quit!"
Des: Thank God for Copy&Paste.
Me:...I didn't know Bill Gates was God.
Elly: You are a STRANGE child.
Me: I know. Wonderful isn't it?
Des: -heart beats- I love Spongebob. He is my hubby.
Me: Really? Well congrats then Mrs. Bob. Hope you have absorbable kids together.
Des: I can't make alliterations. They'll turn out goofy.
Me: Oh sure you can. DesignerBag Dressing in Drag. See! Easy as cake.
Layna: Cackling relieves everything in the soul. Its like asprin for your emotions.
Tori: I'm special!
Bro: Special Ed, maybe.
Tori: ... My name's not Ed.
Eri-chan: Ugh, I'm so stressed out and I haven't even started yet! Help me. -whimper-
Me: It'll be okay. I'll send you bricks in the mail.
Me: Yes, to build a Stress-Free-Fort.
Eri-chan: Um, okaaaay. And will you send me mortar, too?
Me: Oh, no. Not enough funds for that.
Eri-chan: Great. -sigh-
Me: 'IDK' what 'AFKBBIAB' means, but it's ANNOYING.
Me: Chillax; I don't need you going all 'Lethal Weapon' on me, got it?! I think I've got enough crazy for the two of us.
Patient: The top of my head's killing me. -pats head-
House: We spent a week doing "Top of Head" in anatomy; I know just where it is. -pokes cheeks-
Patient: Ow! -grabs face- That is not the top of my head!
House: Eh, close enough for Clinic. You're sinuses are clogged; judging by the scratches on your hand, I'm guessing a new cat.
Patient: Yeah, it was my mother's. She's dead.
House: -pause- You keep a dead cat?
Patient: No, my mother's dead.
House: -continue- Oh, poor cat. You're allergic. You can control it with an antihistimine - one pill a day.
House: You don't like to swallow, not surprised. Forget the pills, I'll get you a nasal spray -
Patient: Steroids? Is there something else you can give me?
House: Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag...
04/03/09 -- Scorch completed.
04/06/09 -- Scorch's sequel uploaded; titled Drift.
04/07/09 -- Chapter One up on Drift.
04/12/09 -- Chapter Two up on Drift.
04/20/09 -- Chapter Three up on Drift.
07/23/09 -- Chapter Four up on Drift.