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Joined 12-03-06, id: 548676, Profile Updated: 07-23-09
Author has written 33 stories for Humor, General, Love, Essay, Play, Religion, General, Fantasy, Life, Horror, Young Adult, Sci-Fi, War, and Romance.

"Suicide is man's way of telling God: You can't fire me - I quit!"
--Anonymous

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Quotes

Des: Thank God for Copy&Paste.
Me:...I didn't know Bill Gates was God.

Elly: You are a STRANGE child.
Me: I know. Wonderful isn't it?

Des: -heart beats- I love Spongebob. He is my hubby.
Me: Really? Well congrats then Mrs. Bob. Hope you have absorbable kids together.

Des: I can't make alliterations. They'll turn out goofy.
Me: Oh sure you can. DesignerBag Dressing in Drag. See! Easy as cake.

Layna: Cackling relieves everything in the soul. Its like asprin for your emotions.

Tori: I'm special!
Bro: Special Ed, maybe.
Tori: ... My name's not Ed.

Eri-chan: Ugh, I'm so stressed out and I haven't even started yet! Help me. -whimper-
Me: It'll be okay. I'll send you bricks in the mail.
Eri-chan: Bricks?
Me: Yes, to build a Stress-Free-Fort.
Eri-chan: Um, okaaaay. And will you send me mortar, too?
Me: Oh, no. Not enough funds for that.
Eri-chan: Great. -sigh-

Me: 'IDK' what 'AFKBBIAB' means, but it's ANNOYING.
Me: Chillax; I don't need you going all 'Lethal Weapon' on me, got it?! I think I've got enough crazy for the two of us.

House:

Patient: The top of my head's killing me. -pats head-
House: We spent a week doing "Top of Head" in anatomy; I know just where it is. -pokes cheeks-
Patient: Ow! -grabs face- That is not the top of my head!
House: Eh, close enough for Clinic. You're sinuses are clogged; judging by the scratches on your hand, I'm guessing a new cat.
Patient: Yeah, it was my mother's. She's dead.
House: -pause- You keep a dead cat?
Patient: No, my mother's dead.
House: -continue- Oh, poor cat. You're allergic. You can control it with an antihistimine - one pill a day.
Patient: Pills?
House: You don't like to swallow, not surprised. Forget the pills, I'll get you a nasal spray -
Patient: Steroids? Is there something else you can give me?
House: Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag...

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Updates


04/03/09 -- Scorch completed.
04/06/09 -- Scorch's sequel uploaded; titled Drift.
04/07/09 -- Chapter One up on Drift.
04/12/09 -- Chapter Two up on Drift.
04/20/09 -- Chapter Three up on Drift.
07/23/09 -- Chapter Four up on Drift.

Lovely Pot Roast Mary Ellen by Jeremy Michael reviews
A brief little scene with a passive-agressive husband and wife. Reviews?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008
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Truth reviews
Just lie to me, please. I don't want the truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
not a writer reviews
i don't write, i feel. i think through my hands and breathe through the pencil or pen or crayon nearest me. this is what i am. i’m not a writer. i’m a soul that expresses itself through any means necessary.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Saving Hope reviews
Some things aren't meant to be saved. Some things don't give hope. Then again, some do.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Comrade reviews
We fall like muddy, used boots, our leather too cracked and worn for much good.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
BANG reviews
ThisisthewaytheworldendsnotwithaBANGbutawhimper.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Don't Think reviews
With this rapture, We must not waste, We must not linger, We must make haste. We must forgive and We must forget.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Friday Nights are Depressing
It's Friday night, I'm sitting home watching TV all alone.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Doldrum reviews
It may be a pleasant day outside the house of that window; it may even be perfect. But it's the girl staring out the glass that is our story -- and, oh, how it's sad.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Player in a Game
You, Player, have no clue. It's not just the same with you and them; these one night stands aren't their trend. Your pretty words and lieing eyes, them being coy and shy. Back off, step out, breathe. See what you do? They cry, and you just say goodbye.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Drift reviews
Scorch Sequel. He is with She and They are going to free fall the World into a darkness it has never seen by only two lonesome people.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Trash That I Am reviews
Inspired by Oscar Wilde quote: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Different, less than optimistic spin. Add a dash of insanity and two shots of deathly description and you get this whole thing.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
This is Good Bye reviews
I write this letter in hopes of a closure between us; I write it for all that we've been through and everything that has happened. I write this, but at the moment, I don't know what to say.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
A Lover Fool reviews
Sonnet -- the classical love kind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Craps reviews
One table, two dice, and three very bored teenagers. They woke me from my nap for this? -- Practice Piece.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Scorch reviews
All men are not created equally. There are those who are right, just, and good. There are those who are evil created by society and corruption. And then, there are those who are born evil with no hope of redemption or salvation. Guess which one I am.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Series: Insomniac reviews
Poems written for that nocturnal animal in all of us.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008
Series: Malign reviews
Three part series; all very verbose. Abstract thought as the general pattern, and if you can guess the 'plot,' please tell. I'd rather like to know myself.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Bad Day for Freshman reviews
A Gothic Senior scares the wits out of a "Poor Defenseless Freshman." Just a little thing to warn those youngsters out there...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Breakfast for the Ex's
You ever felt that hate - that rage only an Ex can make you feel? Yeah, well, mine went a bit too far... MONOLOGUE Some gruesome description, but not too terrible.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Fight reviews
I got alotta rage - The adrenaline, it keeps me pumped - lean and strong - Poppin' bones and groaning muscles - Roarin' 'bout hate And rage And depression - Let's Go.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Lucifer reviews
Lay awake with weary eyes peered. The cat's in the cradle, And red eyes leer." Kinda creepy, if you think about it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Self Actualization In Its Most Detested Form reviews
You'd be surprised, the number of ways there are to kill a man. I know I always am. MONOLOGUE Warning: Gruesome, with a cup of Self Hate and a dash of ornate description.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Utterly reviews
I wanted to cry at it's perfection. Breathe in with revelation and giddiness and triumph. I wanted to caress with utmost care and jubilant smiles. I wanted to feel it all around me with it's glory and rage and beauty. MONOLOGUE
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Power Play reviews
In which a candidate for President gives the truth of things. MONOLOGUE
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Made to be Broken reviews
MONOLOGUE - They made me the martyr; the one person that would never work. The quite one, the thoughtful one. Well, trust me, I'm not going to be that way anymore.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Hope For Forgiveness reviews
Hope, a fickle thing that most people still think of. Forgiveness, something we all strive for. MONOLOGUE
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
White reviews
I feel that I am losing touch with my reality. I am confused, lonely, scared - and it hurts. Where I am there is no floor, no ceiling, and there are no walls. Any sense within my psychology is consummed by the abyss. I am insane, and I need to know why.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Twisted reviews
Pure unadulterated hate.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Dreamscript reviews
Part two in the Insomniac series
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Dream Boy
Boys to men, And men to boys
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Dear Sweet Love, reviews
Dear Sweet Love, I give you my heart, With all my trust.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
All in Jest reviews
So here I am, You have called, I have come. Your entertainment for the eve.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Dear Santa, reviews
A young girl writes a Christmas list for Santa Claus.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete