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Joined 12-04-06, id: 548749, Profile Updated: 08-15-10
Author has written 2 stories for War, and General.

Hello to anyone reading Jarvi's profile. If you've actually found her press that back button at the top of your browser window. She's here to read not write.

Let's see here... Jarvi reads more then she breathes and Jarvi's in love with her new alto and tenor (no frakking way that she's going to buy a bari)... (yes, Jarvi is a band geek that can kick ass)... Jarvi can also swear quite colorfully in Finn, her Grampy was a native who passed away, but not without passing on a few interesting phrases to scare the general male population.

Jarvi's best-gal-pal (tm7) has recently gotten her closet-romantic out into the world ... revenge will be with forthcoming

Sadly, Jarvi was accused of being a witch by her freshman Spanish teachers years ago and more recently has been accused of being a vampire by another Spanish teacher (just because Jarvi refuses to become orange, doesn't mean she's a supernatural creature. Vampires are overrated anyways, she's going to be a were dragon) and since then she has made it her job to scare the crap out of her teachers by sharing her strange literary preferences. She also likes using 'Frakk' and calling people a 'Thrice Accursed Son of a Doxy'. And, once upon a time, before the real world caught up with her, Jarvi had purple hair. Until, one day, one of her teachers told her that she couldn't enter the CNA class she wanted to unless she had normal hair... Jarvi wants not to sound horribly cliche, but she wants her life to mean something.

Jarvi would like to note that whoever is reading her profile is in need of a hug and a road map, you've turned off at the wrong link.

You may laugh at me for being the quiet girl in the corner, the girl with the book in hand. Just wait until you need something from me. That's when I'll help you and then you'll feel guilty. I'll be waiting. (Hello darlings, my name is Karma. And yes, I can be a bitch, but I'm fair. Are you?)

Jarvi doesn't review often as she prefers not to air her thought to the common populace. She's gotten enough offers to find the nearest shrink, thanks. She does have a lot of alerts though, don't worry, Jarvi is watching and reading.

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The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2021 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Roanoke by Narc reviews
Riley is serving a life sentence in an island prison when she is rescued by the crew of the Roanoke and sold her freedom in exchange for her assistance in a rebellion against the Iorian Empire. She just wants to survive, but there may be a reason to fight
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,684 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
Of Coffee and Overrated Epic Poetry by Aurette reviews
She watches him, when her boyfriend asks who he was. She’s about to answer when the professor walks into a pillar and curses loudly. “No one,” she says once he’s gone. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Native Ice by Sparkles-Chan reviews
Two strange women drag Rose into an alternate realm where she meets assassins, mages, and Death himself. Now if only she could figure out why people keep trying to kidnap her...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,502 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Winged by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,953 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Of Fragments and Chaos by CynicalValentine98 reviews
“Hell hath no fury…” she had whispered, letting her anger grow and swell—quickly and passionately, wild and uncontrollable. The wind had picked up and the sky had grown dark. And that was when chaos started. Done for school, and sent to Young Writers...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
The Guardian Angel by Little Miss Angel reviews
[COMPLETE] Eric is half naked when he walks into his room to find Aurora sitting on his bed. What's he supposed to say when she tells him that she's his guardian angel? He's destined for great things, but what happens when forbidden feelings develop?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Death Wears Hungarian Knots by Alexis LePlume reviews
Evita's a lucky girl. She miraculously escapes a French cannonball with her name on it, only to find herself in the presence of Death. She strikes a deal to help him collect souls so she can keep her own. Best be careful, or humor will ensue.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Bound by Anterrabae reviews
The blade sliced into her thumb, drawing forth a ribbon of blood that dripped down across her palm. She curled her fingers over it and squeezed. Yes, there was beauty in the way the cut stung, in the way that her blood ran and fell back to the earth...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,142 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Them, My wonderful Friends by The blind palm reader reviews
A poem I wrote for my friends, If you guys are reading this, I love you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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The World Goes By
Watching as the world goes by...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
History Shouldn't Be Repeated reviews
This is a poem about the holocaust. R&R please
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete