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1/5/15: Nothing much to share, updated my profile for the first time in forever.

About Me

Real Name: Geoff

Age: 24

Location: Michigan, USA

Education: none, I'm working now

Things I like: Sports, mostly football and Nascar, Gaming, drawing when I feel like it, Anime, Magic: the Gathering, Food, heavy music (hard rock/metal), some country especially from the 90's, and also anything Japanese.

Things I don't like: Politics, idiots, Rap and Hip-Hop music, dirty cars (I clean them for a living), Minivans, Traverses.


Sports Teams: NFL [Lions, Broncos, Bengals, Ravens, Bucs, Packers, Saints, NASCAR [Tony Stewart, Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards, Matt Kenseth, Greg Biffle, Hockey [Red Wings, NCAA [Michigan State, Western Michigan, Notre Dame, TCU]

Bands: 3 Doors Down, Godsmack, AC/DC, Disturbed, Metallica, Shinedown, Five Finger Death Punch, Stone Sour, too many more to list

Video Games: Ratchet and Clank, God of War, Jak and Daxter, Crash, Spyro, Madden, Half-Life, Garry's Mod, TF2, SKYRIM, Age of Mythology, really anything in the action/adventure/platformer genre but I do like racing games and RTS games and sometimes RPGs.

Movies: 300, District 9, Bionicle: Mask of Light, The Simpsons Movie, first Pirates of the Caribbean; don't watch many movies

Books: Anything by Tom Clancy, really, and some magazines; I don't read that much.

TV Shows: House, 24, Mythbusters, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, NCIS, MLP:FIM, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, again too many to list.

Favorite Authors

Knightmare Elite

Dark Rhodion


In Progress

The Bladekeeper Chronicles

Summary: Jake has always dreamed of a life on the ocean, owning his own ship and exploring the world. Today, him and 4 of his friends will finally get that wish. However, shortly after their departure from their hometown of Silver Cove, they are swept into a war between an organization of Pirates called the 'Black Sails', and a group known as the "Blade Keepers". When Jake is inadvertently named the 6th and final bladekeeper, the group embarks on an adventure of a lifetime.

-Chapter 6 progressing, though may be revising first 5, some inconsistancies

Coming Soon


The Bladekeeper Chronicles: The Lost Elements

Summary: Jake's vacation after becoming the leader of the blades is short-lived, as a stunning arrival by none other than Captain Dredd himself to the Wedding of Yumi, Jake's former girlfriend and current holder of the water elemental blades. During the fight between Dredd and Jake, the leader of the Black Sails steals Jake's powers using a very powerful artifact created by the original leader of the Black Sails. Now powerless, Jake is told of the Lost Elements, three powerful blades that are rumored to be even more powerful that the base six blades. It then becomes a quest for Jake to find these lost powers and use them to get his own powers back.

The Bladekeeper Chronicles: The Final Stand

Just days have passed since Jake had partially defeated Captain Dredd, and the Black Sails have fled to their headquarters on the Fire continent, hidden deep inside Mount Cestus, an ancient, famous dormant volcano. Having sacrificed the Master Blade in order to defeat Dredd, Jake must enlist all 8 other Bladekeepers to finally put an end to Captain Dredd and the Black Sails once and for all.

The Bladekeeper Chronicles: Calming Waves

A side story to the bladekeepers trilogy detailing how Yumi, the Water-element bladekeeper, met her lover Mishi, an emo girl with a troubled past.

The Bladekeeper Chronicles: Ancient Treasures

A prequel to the BCC series detailing how Erika first found the blades and the events leading up to the main storyline.



Summary: Follows the life of Serenity Fallon, a 26 year old assassin who is waging war against a renegade cult of Vampires, the TruFang, whose main goal is to eliminate and/or enslave all humans and make Vampires the dominant species of the world. Serenity will face the order's leader Victor Valantius, a resurrected Vampire that is her ancestor, and also face Victor's son and daughter, Vincent and Valentina. She will also discover a shocking secret about her family and her life, as well as meet Jennifer, the girl that will soon become hers forever.

Seven Sides

Emma Langston is a bounty hunter cursed with six 'Monsterous' personalities: Olivia, a Vampire; Kristen, a Werewolf; Rayne, a She-Devil; Shana, a childlike Ghost; Isabella, a Zombie Bride; and lastly, Khorie, a Dragon/human hybrid. Jackie Garcia is a journalist and interested in the monstrous occult of the world, writing columns for the local paper on the subject. The two meet at a club, and a series of events lead to Jackie discovering Emma's secret and one about herself she'd never known.

Paranormal Practice

Jason 'Jace' Drake is an amnesiac Psychic and a Private investigator who seeks to discover why he woke up in the middle of an alley in the town of New Dakota with no memory of anything other than his name, his powers, and where he was, along with a business card on his person no one is able to identify. He meets Lillian "Lilly" Santana, a techie gamer girl and a Community College student, who comes to him to find out why she has ghost powers. The two are suddenly 'recruited' (blackmailed) by a wealthy man only known as Mr. Lancaster who seeks to hire them as monster hunters, pairing the two with Bradley Muskgrave, a former Marine and a former subject of a government-sanctioned supersoldier program. The gang are eventually tasked with killing Szadav, a renegade Vampire who seeks an artifact called the God Seed, which gives whoever it bonds to powers rivaling or far surpassing those of any deity. They soon learn they aren't the only ones out for him, as Kal'al, a Vampire Devil hybrid and a commander in Szadev's empire, and Morgan Halford, a Human with Vampire/Devil powers and is also Lilly's girlfriend, seek to do Szadev in as well.

Paranormal Bounty: A Monster Series Crossover

Takes place 6 months after Paranormal Practice. Szadev is dead, and Jason, Brad, Kal'al, Morgan, and Lilly, who now has Devil/Vampire powers like Morgan, are contacted by their new contractor, the devil himself, for a new mission. Azuma, a former General in Szadev's empire, has been up to no good and has found himself in the town of San Colmillo, gaining an interest in the former TruFang cult. Satan sends the team to the town to track down Azuma and find out what he's up to, the team being directed towards the only one who would know everything about the cult: Serenity. However, Azuma also has several bounties on his head, and the team will have to get to him before the local peanut gallery does; or a certain monstrous blonde bounty hunter does.


Okinaba Academy

Furry Magical Schoolgirl Yuri! Well, kinda. In a parallel dimension to Earth, a place called Okinaba Academy trains those gifted with the potential to use magic to become powerful mages who would defend the realm from those who may wish it harm. Reina Kobe, a 17-year old from Earth, is recruited to the realm prior to her 'best summer ever', a 3-month long non stop stretch of parties, trips, and vacationing. As she spends her time in the realm, though, she'll soon discover a shocking secret about herself that will change how she looks at her life.

Reina, now returned to the human world at the time of her departure, lives through her best summer ever, and with just a few weeks left, travels to Japan for a ten-day vacation and sightseeing tour through Tokyo and the surrounding areas. However, when the city is attacked by a mysterious man named Kenta, Reina must tap back into her teachings of the academy, as well as her memories of the academy, with the special broach that had appeared on her desk the morning she'd returned.

Another Round, Waitress!

22-year old Nicole Heaton has just started her job as a waitress at a bar not too far from her home. While being assigned to the first night-shift, she meets another young waitress, 21 year-old Autumn Kleine, and the two instantly click and form a strong friendship. However, Autumn reveals to Nikki that she's gay, and eventually the brunette begins to develop feelings for her coworker.

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Lux Cipher by DarkRhodion reviews
[sequel to "The Exorcist and the Demon"] Her humanity in jeopardy, the exorcist returns home to the looming threat of a secret organization seeking a power more ancient than the world itself. All she really wanted was a second date with her demon. Femslash, yuri, F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 191,177 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Whoever Said Loving You Was Easy Lied by MonkeyXMonkey reviews
FF. A true look into my everyday life. Love isn't easy when you're in love with your best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,505 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
The Prince And The Princess by MonkeyXMonkey reviews
Audrey is a princess. Maxine is a prince. Both come from wealthy families but after being separated for 2 years, they meet again at St. Mark Prep. Maxine blames herself for the separation but when Audrey seems to be carrying around a secret, can Maxine figure it out before it's too late. FEMSLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 11/25/2010
The Exorcist and the Demon by DarkRhodion reviews
She thought cross-dressing while doing exorcist jobs was a good idea until a demon followed her back home in the name of vengeance. All that happening while helping two girls fall in love? That wasn't in the job description. Femslash, yuri, F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,136 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Indulgent by Adrian StClaire reviews
When Darien Addison, a jaded doctor of psychology on probation for blurring the lines between patient and doctor, and Tristan Beckham, a seventeen year old lesbian on her way out of the closet meet for the first time sparks fly...lesbian, rated M for sex
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
Dusk by DarkRhodion reviews
A gruesome alternate world, shadows lurking everywhere... There wasn't going to be a "wedding" if she had any say in it - the Bride needed to die. Femslash, yuri, F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 302,917 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Falling For Kai by Broken-Down-Dreamer reviews
I've fallen in love with a girl and her name is Kai Searle." Joan was always the girl who didn't belive in love. She never thought she'd find the one. Until she spotted Kai. It only took a week to love her. Sadly, true love comes at a terribe price.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Celestial Hearts by SaraLuffsYou reviews
Lily meets Celeste, a beautiful and alluring girl. She can't help but fall in love. Will Celeste return her feelings? Or will she be left with a broken heart? Lesbian theme, Adult scenes and cursing. Rating: MA
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007
Think Happy Thoughts by Die Katze reviews
Erin and Amy would have normally never talked to each other but after bumping into each other in the hallway they find that if they are within 4 feet of each other, they can hear the others thoughts. Though some weren't meant to be heard. Femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009
Toxic Valentine by KathiaBookworm reviews
Ok so this is my story, it's a bit fiction but the main things are real lol enjoy! LESBIAN STORY DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
My Only Sunshine by paledaisy78 reviews
Classic forbidden love story. Kailey and Alex think they're meant to be together, but everything seems to be tearing them apart. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
The Bladekeeper Chronicles reviews
Jake Landors and his four friends are about to realize a dream of living their lives on the ocean; sailing the vast waters and exploring new worlds. However, there new adventure will thrust them into something bigger than anything they'd ever imagined.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,031 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011