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12/8/13- Working now so haven't been in the writing mood. Expect updates when I feel like it for now.

About Me

Real Name: Geoff

Age: 23

Location: Michigan, USA

Education: Kalamazoo Valley Community College

Activities: drawing, playing Playstation 2 and Wii, surfing the Web, eating, watching TV, occasionally going outside and wandering around playing with my football, writing fiction.

Likes: video games, sports, girls, music, TV, food, Drawing, good books, Yuri, snow

Dislikes: Yaoi (shudders), most rap and country, idiots, the US government in whole, U of M, bad video games, US celebrity culture.


Sports (Team or Teams in Parentheses): Football (Denver Broncos), Hockey (Detroit Red Wings), NASCAR (Tony Stewart), NCAA (Michigan State)

Bands: 3 Doors Down, Godsmack, AC/DC, Disturbed, Metallica, ZZ Top, Shinedown, and some others

Video Games: Ratchet and Clank, God of War, Jak and Daxter, Crash, Spyro, Burnout, Madden, Half-Life, Call of Duty, others

Movies: 300, District 9, Bionicle: Mask of Light, The Simpsons Movie, first Pirates of the Caribbean; don't watch many movies

Books: Anything by Tom Clancy, really, and some magazines; I don't read that much.

TV Shows: House, 24, Mythbusters, G4 network in general, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Paranormal State, AFV, Dragonball Z, NCIS, CSI: Miami, Royal Pains, others.

Favorite Authors

Knightmare Elite

Dark Rhodion


In Progress

The Bladekeeper Chronicles

Summary: Jake has always dreamed of a life on the ocean, owning his own ship and exploring the world. Today, him and 4 of his friends will finally get that wish. However, shortly after their departure from their hometown of Silver Cove, they are swept into a war between an organization of Pirates called the 'Black Sails', and a group known as the "Blade Keepers". When Jake is inadvertently named the 6th and final blade holder, the group embarks on an adventure of a lifetime.

-Chapter 5 posted, 6 in progress

Coming Soon

The Bladekeeper Chronicles: The Lost Elements

Summary: Jake's vacation after becoming the leader of the blades is short-lived, as a stunning arrival by none other than Captain Dredd himself to the Wedding of Yumi, Jake's former girlfriend and current holder of the water elemental blades. During a fight between Dredd and Jake, the leader of the Black Sails steals Jake's powers using a very powerful artifact created by the original leader of the Black Sails. Now powerless, Jake is told of the Lost Elements, three powerful blades that are rumored to be even more powerful that the base six blades. It then becomes a quest for Jake to find these lost powers and use them to get his own powers back.

The Bladekeeper Chronicles: The Final Stand

Just days have passed since Jake had partially defeated Captain Dredd, and the Black Sails have fled to their headquarters on the Fire continent, hidden deep inside Mount Cestus, an ancient, famous dormant volcano. Having sacrificed the Master Blade in order to defeat Dredd, Jake must enlist all 8 other Bladekeepers to finally put an end to Captain Dredd and the Black Sails once and for all.

The Bladekeeper Chronicles: Calming Waves

A side story to the bladekeepers trilogy detailing how Yumi, the Water-element bladekeeper, met her lover Mishi, an emo girl with a troubled past.

Okinaba Academy

Furry Magical Schoolgirl Yuri! Well, kinda. There exists a parallel realm beyond the normal 'human' world. In this land, a powerful energy source called Mana governs all things, living and non-living. Only a select few are able to enter the realm; those who have the natural, although unnatural to them, ability to channel Mana. Okinaba Academy is an all-girl institution that teaches those few how to use their abilities. 17 year-old Reina Kobe is about to become one of the select few that get the opportunity to enter their ranks.

Serenity Trilogy

Summary: Follows the life of Serenity Fallon, a 22 year old assassin who is waging war against a renegade group of Vampires, the Order of the Fang, whose main goal is to eliminate all humans and make Vampires the dominant species of the world. Serenity will face the order's leader, Victor Valantius, a resurrected legendary Vampire that is her ancestor, and also face Victor's son and daughter, Vincent and Valentina. She will also discover a shocking secret about her family and her life, as well as meet Jennifer, the girl that will soon become hers forever.

More than Just a One Night Stand

22-year old Nicole Heaton has just started her job as a waitress at a bar not too far from her home. While being assigned to the first night-shift, she meets another young waitress, 21 year-old Autumn Kleine. After sharing some things about each other, including Autumn sharing that she's a lesbian and is still dealing with the sudden death of her one and only girlfriend April to which Nicole offered her comfort, the two begin exploring each other more physically and Autumn takes Nicole home with her. However, the two soon discover that their chance meeting is more than just a one night stand.

Miranda and Lacey (Tentative title)

Summary: Miranda is a 28-year old bounty hunter who was just recently given a job to arrest a young redhead named Lacey who had escaped from a halfway house on charges of murder. After finding her hiding deep inside the forest on the city's outskirts, Miranda drags a (literally) kicking and screaming Lacey back to her car. However, when an incident on the way back causes Miranda's car to become inoperable and also injures her and Lacey, the two must work together to escape the woods and get back to town, all the while learning much more about each other.

Seven Sides

Emma is a monster hunter with a dark past; cursed with six personalities bearing the traits of a Vampire, a Werewolf, a Succubus, a Ghost, a Zombie, and a Dragon/human hybrid, she must bear their weight, all the while trying to stay friends with Jackie, a dark-haired human she meets at a Nightclub who now knows her secret.

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Lux Cipher by DarkRhodion reviews
[sequel to "The Exorcist and the Demon"] Her humanity in jeopardy, the exorcist returns home to the looming threat of a secret organization seeking a power more ancient than the world itself. All she really wanted was a second date with her demon. Femslash, yuri, F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 96,392 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/27/2013
Whoever Said Loving You Was Easy Lied by MonkeyXMonkey reviews
FF. A true look into my everyday life. Love isn't easy when you're in love with your best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,505 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
The Prince And The Princess by MonkeyXMonkey reviews
Audrey is a princess. Maxine is a prince. Both come from wealthy families but after being separated for 2 years, they meet again at St. Mark Prep. Maxine blames herself for the separation but when Audrey seems to be carrying around a secret, can Maxine figure it out before it's too late. FEMSLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 11/25/2010
The Exorcist and the Demon by DarkRhodion reviews
She thought cross-dressing while doing exorcist jobs was a good idea until a demon followed her back home in the name of vengeance. All that happening while helping two girls fall in love? That wasn't in the job description. Femslash, yuri, F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,136 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Indulgent by Adrian StClaire reviews
When Darien Addison, a jaded doctor of psychology on probation for blurring the lines between patient and doctor, and Tristan Beckham, a seventeen year old lesbian on her way out of the closet meet for the first time sparks fly...lesbian, rated M for sex
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
Dusk by DarkRhodion reviews
A gruesome alternate world, shadows lurking everywhere... There wasn't going to be a "wedding" if she had any say in it - the Bride needed to die. Femslash, yuri, F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 302,917 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Falling For Kai by Broken-Down-Dreamer reviews
I've fallen in love with a girl and her name is Kai Searle." Joan was always the girl who didn't belive in love. She never thought she'd find the one. Until she spotted Kai. It only took a week to love her. Sadly, true love comes at a terribe price.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Celestial Hearts by SaraLuffsYou reviews
Lily meets Celeste, a beautiful and alluring girl. She can't help but fall in love. Will Celeste return her feelings? Or will she be left with a broken heart? Lesbian theme, Adult scenes and cursing. Rating: MA
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007
Think Happy Thoughts by Die Katze reviews
Erin and Amy would have normally never talked to each other but after bumping into each other in the hallway they find that if they are within 4 feet of each other, they can hear the others thoughts. Though some weren't meant to be heard. Femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009
Toxic Valentine by KathiaBookworm reviews
Ok so this is my story, it's a bit fiction but the main things are real lol enjoy! LESBIAN STORY DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
My Only Sunshine by paledaisy78 reviews
Classic forbidden love story. Kailey and Alex think they're meant to be together, but everything seems to be tearing them apart. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
The Bladekeeper Chronicles reviews
Jake Landors and his four friends are about to realize a dream of living their lives on the ocean; sailing the vast waters and exploring new worlds. However, there new adventure will thrust them into something bigger than anything they'd ever imagined.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,031 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011