Alexander Weaton
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Joined 12-07-06, id: 549209, Profile Updated: 03-12-08
Author has written 10 stories for Action, Fantasy, General, War, General, and Supernatural.

Hello, my name is Alexander Weaton, or at least that's what it says when I put a story up (which will not be updated regularly, see further down). I enjoy writing but have no plans to publish any of my work unless I happen to write a REALLY good story, since I write mostly for enjoyment of myself and anyone who may happen to read it. I like moose.

"If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why are we singing a song about him?"

Speaking of burritos, I accept and enjoy any reviews and/or constructive criticism. Ifyou have any ideas or ways to improve one of my stories, tell me in a review and I may use it. Though please do not try to flatter me as this angers me and causes me to kick people in the crotch, regardless of gender.

"They eat with their mouths?! Ugh, I think I'm going to be violently ill."

If there is ever a time that several chapters are added at once that means that either I was unable to put any finished chapters up for a time OR that after having some spare time I managed to finish a chapter and then start working on and finish the next one(s). Please note that I don't have any real set time that I can work on my stories, just whatever free time I can find, so new chapters will not come in any consistent pattern.

"Normal people worry me, because no one is actually normal. Everyone has something odd or strange about them, and people who are 'normal' are really abnormal people who are hiding something."

Now about me! Yay! People call me 'Wheaty' which I hate, and I enjoy anime which may show in some stories. I was Editor-In-Chief of my school newspaper, and for some reason everyone thought I was gay. I have no idea why, and it caused a great deal of emotional trauma to have random guys hitting on me. I also hate sleep and view it as an unnecessary waste of time. They say the human body needs at least four hours of sleep each night to maintain itself, so I make sure I don't sleep a minute more than that. Anyways feel free to PM me if you have any questions, or if you just want to get to know the author of a story better! Sadly, if you only read just one of my stories, you're in for a long wait. As I do literally have to work on two or three stories at a time, plus any short stories, updates can be very infrequent. If I don't, I go sane and lose interest in writing for a time.

"That guy has taken so much stuff he doesn't even need drugs anymore. He just lives in his own personnal little lava lamp."

All randomness and quotes are property of their respective owners and/or personalities. See for my fanfictions.

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Time of the Gates by A-wolf-called-Skya reviews
Saved from death by a mysterious presence, Aeritha finds herself exchanging a life of fear for a second chance. No kind act comes without a cost, however, and soon Aeritha finds that this new land she has woken to is not the simple paradise it seems... (Will R&R on request)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/7/2008
Strangers Together by Lamentable One reviews
A young Princess is offered in marriage to the ruler of the mysterious Ne'Laraan people by her greedy father. FxF themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,189 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007
Nintendo Wars by Drift reviews
The system of Nintendo has declared war on the United Video game Allience consisting of the Sega system, the Sony system, and the Microsoft system. Who will come out the victor of this devistating war?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007
asjkbgfqlejt by Thaddeus Grey reviews
Some fantasy,some scifi,mostly insanity.The adventures of a girl whose rich parents constantly leave her and her older brother alone at home, along with various interesting characters that join in the family as the story progresses.Read and Review. NOW.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
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The Madness Within reviews
It grows and spreads its roots deep, infecting all who it contaminates. And it desires more.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Sin Soldier reviews
Sin is bad, Sin is dangerous, but when used correctly, Sin is a very powerful weapon.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
The Journey of Afterwards
Life is a fickle friend, yet Death is constant. And someday Death shall call upon us for to Journey with him. The Final Journey, the Journey of Afterwards.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Bane of the Wolf reviews
The story of Asuno and Rosu, the Boy of the Golden Sword and the Girl of the Crystal Bow.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007
Somewhat Insane reviews
Multiple personalities taken to the extreme. Some strong language and violence. Now with forums!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007
The Forest Guardian
The quiet of a forest...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
If You Just Look Closely reviews
They are all around us, and if you just look closely you might see them.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Bay of Simirah
Technically not a poem, but fits better here than in short stories. When rebellion breaks out in the Bay of Simirah area troops are sent in to quell unrest. A sniper is also sent in to help the troops from afar.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Not Your Average Family reviews
Another boring day. Another day of homicidal parents, insane syblings and mad scientists. With a life like this, who needs TV?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Another Boring Morning reviews
Written on a whim during a sleepless night, now with flavor!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete