Shorthand
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Joined 12-09-06, id: 549398
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'Ello poppits!

I'm commonly reffered to as Alicia, Alyssa, Ehlisah, and Alycia. I appreciate the extensive variety of names (who wants the same, boring name for their entire life?) but according to my birth certificate, my real name is Elisha.

So, is this the part where I get to perform every homo sapien's favorite activity? I get to talk about myself?

Splendid!

I'm short, I'm blonde, I'm 15, and right now you're probably pictuing me as your average teenage girl. Well, it's a good guess - I'll give you props for that. But I'm sorry, I don't read Glamour Maganize or Seventeen - I read The American Cinematographer. I don't listen to rap, hip-hop, or pop - I listen to film scores. I don't have posters of the planet's hottest guys all over my walls - I have movie posters.I don't watch movies - I'm out there making my own.

DISCLAIMER: Don't get me wrong, Glamour Maganize, Seventeen, rap, hip-hop, pop, and (especially) hot guys are all fine and dandy, and I'm not saying I'm any better than anyone who reads them. Please don't throw pointy objects at me.

Oh yeah. I write too.

I'm not necessarily a good writer - I just write stories that are too expensive to fit in my film budget. Just a heads up though, I've planned to turn every story I've written into a movie. Yes, yes - It's quite a sophomoric aspiration, but scientists have proven that absolutely anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

Favorite Movies - I need to learn to control myself.

Children of Heaven

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

The Matrix Trilogy

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Scary Movie 3

Contact

Memoirs of a Geisha

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Forrest Gump

The Lion King

Braveheart

Spirited Away

Big Fish

A Beautiful Mind

Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

Elf

Star Wars

Ghostbusters

Real Genius

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Gladiator

Favorite Quotes

Don't you just love quotes? Especially the ones that say so much in one little sentence? Here's a few of my favorites.

"I hate writing, but I love having written." - I don't remember his name, but it was a screenwriter at a screenwriter's disucussion board I went to

"If you're not outraged, then clearly you aren't paying attention" - Anonymous

"Happiness is easy - Just take off your overcoat." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"One death is a tragedy. One-thousand deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin

"Perhaps genius is just the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way." - (I forget . )

"Where do you run when the world is your enemy?" - (Don't remember this one either)

Umbra I by FlamingBabiez reviews
After losing contact with her brother, dark but determined teen Umbra Katéami embarks on a small quest hoping to find him at Lorlia University, unaware that she will be meddling with the plans of many an evildoer. Who come out on top in this fantasy epic?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
The Renascence reviews
Ardhon's freedom lies in the hands of a slave who knows nothing other than the interior of her cell. Sartemex's minions and The Alliance race to retrieve her. But what happens when the enemy wins of the heart of The Alliance's only hope?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006