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Welcome to My: Profile

(Please, wipe your damn feet before entering)

Name: Danielle

Age: 20

Gender: Still debating...ok fine, I'm a girl.

Life expectancy: Eh, I give it a week.

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OK, since some people are mistaking pansexuality for asexuality, which it most certainly is NOT, let me clarify: Pansexuality, also known as omnisexuality, is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex. Often referred to as being gender-blind when it comes to attraction.

Please, do not tell me I am confused about my sexuality, because I most certainly am not.

Now...Just to break this uncomfortable silence we are currently drowning in, let me provide an icebreaker that may give you insight into me. ON THE TOPIC OF DELIVERANCE:...Uh, yeah, I like my butt-sex to be consensual.

Are things still awkward? Ahem, moving on.


Wipe your damn feet before entering.

Just two things before we start.

Number one, since people keep asking. No, I am not straight. I am pansexual. Look it up if you don't know what it is, and if you don't, it's ok, because not many do. Oh, and by the way, I love myself! If you want to feel pity for someone, feel it for the people who are so insecure in their own skin that they spread discrimination, intolerance and hate like hell fire.

Number two, hah, to those who look down on the content of my stories without looking at the meaning of any of it, just know, I can write drama, comedy, tragedy, psychological, angst and I can do it all using PROPER GRAMMAR...AND...I can write sex that involves all forms of human sexuality and I can probably do it better and hotter than you can even think about doing it, and lets face it ladies and gentlemen of the Anti-Gay Ignorance Resistance, YOU CAN'T TOP THAT!

So save your soul-saving neo-nazi bullshit for someone who gives one damn what you think.

I'm not in a good mood.

Hmmm, other than that, I love you guys!...and I'm always up for a good debate, so just PM if you have an disagreements...heh, be prepared though, because I have no idea what it means to "turn the other cheek."

Here's a new quote by me: Copy and Paste if you agree:

The single most terrifying thing in this world is intolerance, because intolerance generates hate and hate is behind nearly every tragedy in human history. Do your part to stop it, and stop it now.

Hello there! My name is Danielle, (As the more perceptive of you might have notice is stated above) and it's nice to meet you. I am an actress. It's what I breathe and it is what I've always wanted to do with my life. However, you always have to have a back up plan, right? That is where writing comes in, it is my second love in life. It doesn't matter what I'm writing, whether it be comedy or drama, as long as I am writing. Everyday I try to improve my writing skills because a good author is appreciated in the world...at least it would be if the world wasn't going to hell in a handbasket . . Well, on that note, I hope you consider me to be a good writer and I hope you enjoy my work...read my stuff! Bahah, blatant advertising! Oh yeah...

I'm probably one of the strangest people you will ever meet, though most likely none of you will ever meet me. I tell an endless supply of cheesy Chuck Norris jokes (Whom I really don't like) and any other type of joke for that matter...I retain all knowledge of jokes, it's a rather useless talent. I am a pyro maniac. I am extremely over oppoinated and I let EVERYBODY know it (hence the reason why my entire Government class hates the ground I walk upon). I laugh during the middle of class when everyone else is quiet. I dance and sing in the rain. I'm tempermental and I like to eat healthy. However, I do not eat children nor do I befriend anybody who does. so that's a good thing...oh and one last thing...I am a total klutz and I have an amazing intolerance for stupidity, and I get extremely pissed off when people go and bash on other people's stories because they don't like slash or incest or anything what have you...no one forces you to read anything, it is all on your own, so don't go and flame a well written story because you're an idiot...Much Love!

And one last thing...(heh, apparently I have a plenty of "one last things"), it still really shocks me when I go to other peoples profiles and they have things like "Slash should die" or "God made Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve" It's really disappointing to see that in this age that people are still so intolerant, so in response to this, copy the next line to your profile if you believe in what I am saying



Quote of the Moment:

1)Quote of the Moment: Quote of the Moment:1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnaturalthings like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Quote of the Moment: Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Ok, Danielle (that being me) has officially decided that Mean Creek is one of the best movies of all time. Showing a realistic portrayal of adolescent confusion and fantastic acting, Mean Creek excels above and beyond those "Oh so, stereotypical" movies that are being made nowadays. I recommend this movie without hesitation, though I do warn that it is not for children and the content is disturbing. Indie films are the way to go, people. See this movie, and you'll know what I'm talking about!

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Sex is Subjective
And you look at me and people like you look at me, and I know in that moment clearer than I have ever known anything that it is not God that I hate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
The Words He Never Says reviews
He looks at me in wonderment and, if I’m not mistaken, concern, before he leans in and begins to kiss away the tears that he doesn’t even understand. OneShot. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Smile reviews
Smile, because there's nothing left to live for, you smile. Poetic, somewhat cynical outlook on human nature. Rating due to the fact that I'm pessimistic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete