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Joined 04-02-01, id: 54972, Profile Updated: 05-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Fantasy, Horror, Humor, and General.

I have been off of here and everywhere else for the past six months. I work in retail, and the holidays are a pain. Many of my readers are from outside the US. The holidays here start in November with Thanksgiving. Anyway, if this was not bad enough, there has been quite a bit of intrigue and disruption going on at the work place. Hell, I could write a book about the last year. I have also been unwell and moody.

Although I have not read anything over here for the last six months, I have read a good many novels. I am primarily interested in the fantasy genre. Unfortunately, most fantasy stories are this site are not about elves and fairies and the like. They are usually about vampires and angels. I personally think those stories belong in the supernatural section here, and I have read a good many of these that are good stories. I just wanted to read something about Kobolds and goblins. So, smack me. I will say it is amazing what happens when you key in Kobold in the Amazon search engine. I am not sure how "Sirens of Titan" fits into all of this, but I have read that on my hiatus as well.

Anyway, for those that I owe readings to, be patient. I am back in business. Unfortunately, I go from the newest emails to the oldest. That is because they are the top of the inbox. So, Mr. Ragna Baguy, I will be getting to you soon. I have to get through a couple of Narq's stories first.

As for my stories, I will be updating soon. I have four chapters for The Story of Olivier and two for Bane of Rendsberg. I will post these once I get things back under control.

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Phantasmagoria by Piroko reviews
In a world of combined magic and technology, golems are created to help lesson the burdens of their masters. Some of those burdens include stealing ancient artifacts...or stealing lives.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/28/2008
Look Through My Eyes by Narq reviews
NEW STORY! Roses and Petals. Status is complete because each poem and short story is complete as a whole. Enjoy. R&R please, I return favours!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Hymn to Gibberish by Jareth the Monk reviews
This is about a dream I just woke up from about a half hour ago and the computer was on, so I wrote it down real quick before I forgot about it. Quite honestly, I wouldn't blame you for thinking me a psycho for this.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Griffin Scrivener by rossdavidh reviews
The story of the owner of an antiquities shop, his old acquaintances he cannot get rid of, and his newer friends who he keeps losing track of. Plus a dog, a grackle, and an Unnameable.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Grim Tales by Kafkaman reviews
Short fairy tales that have connections to From the Shade of a Dream. They're usually not happy ones...thus the title.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006
The Fairy Hill by Surmising Notations reviews
What if Fairies were real?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006
The Best Damn Battle Ever by Lotos-eater reviews
Randy She-warrior! Brainless hero-with-a-sword! Ditzy Blonde! ALCOHOLIC ELF! Four crazy kids out to stop a bad guy, assuming they can stay sober long enough...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003
Mooncalf by mushroom-hunter-d reviews
The sinister influence of the moon on an isolated farm. A macabre little story I wrote in an attempt to write in the style of the master, Lovecraft. Did I succeed?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2004
Its not easy being evil by Simon Silvertongue reviews
Times are changeing. The world seek a more modern outlook. Can the followers of evil go with the times or will they stay stuck in the past? This is where you find out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
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The Party reviews
Malhavoc is a lich necromancer, an undead wizard, who lost a wizard's duel. This is his penalty.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,057 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 50m ago - Published: 2/5 - Complete
The Prank reviews
It is had enough being an undead wizard, but it is harder when you reside with a couple of free spirited cohort wizards.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31 - Complete
Shadow Over Fintail reviews
This is a parody of Lovecraft's story Shadow over Innsmouth. This is intended for a good laugh and that is all. Besides, the Lovecraft stuff gives me weird ideas for present projects. Rating for lude innuendo!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The Quest for the Purple Unicorn reviews
A group of adventurers set out to save the local innkeeper and his maid. This story should have enough weirdness to entertain you like a demon named Fluffball, a naughty toymaker elf, adn a hippie bard. Please R&R. ANd I am still updating!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 204,201 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/4/2003
Dinkie Bird reviews
Don't ask! As strange lillt metaphor for life. R&R (I still am not a Poet)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/30/2004
Precious Moments reviews
Poetic Endeavors. What can I say. Please, R&R. I'm not really a poet!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/29/2004
Vampire reviews
One of the very few short stories I have written. A monster is faced with the prospect of love. I know, old theme.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2003
Scattered Memories reviews
This is the story of a fellow, who wakes up one afternoon to find, that he has forgotten his family, his life, and himself. To make matters worse, he finds out that he is an undead creature, who has been mindlessly killing people. (I do enjoy doing to c
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003
The Misadventures of Wren reviews
This story I'm writing for a group of people on a forum, and I'm not quite sure where it is going. It is more or less about a naive young man going on an adventure to prove himself, and the misadventures that follow
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2001 - Published: 6/29/2001