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Relatively ordinary girl who enjoys reading fiction a wee bit too much . . .

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
More Than You Know by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
She's an incognito pop star trying to break away from her white-supremacist family while fighting off paparazzi, homesickness and forbidden romantic feelings that could sever her family ties once and for all. T for adult themes and femmeslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 114,005 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
One Track Mind by felicia13 reviews
Attention, world! This is your representative speaking.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Psychosis by Sasha L. Miller reviews
The Psychic Education and Research Institute. Barely reaching his fifth birthday, Zoë Lazule is pulled from his parents and thrust into training. Twenty years later, he's living with Bren, and things go rather neatly to hell from there. MxM, slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,792 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Typical, I wish by Bottled reviews
She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Just Super by Kimagure reviews
Being a superhero and having super powers just isn't all it's cracked up to be. MM. Slash. WIP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007
Dance of Life by SDMaxwell reviews
Sol finds the love of his life in a dancing girl. That is, until Vida sets out to disillusion him. [slash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007
Foretold by SDMaxwell reviews
[One Shot] What happens when a prophecy goes awry and the prophet is to blame? [slash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006
Anatomy of a High School Misfit by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
(Slash)What sort of person would summon a demon to kill the school loner? Ryder would like to know - he's taking his death a little personally.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005
The Storyteller by Rachel Lynn reviews
When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Ordinary Vampire by Rachel Lynn reviews
Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Dear Diary by sageblades reviews
It's really confusing to be a teenager, even more so to fall for someone you don't want to...[Femmeslash]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2006
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005