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Joined 12-13-06, id: 549877

Only you musical theater junkies out there will truely get my pen name and I heart all of you who do...I heart all of you that don't any way!

Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!
(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!
Schlip! Schlap!
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay
Schlip! Schlap!
Schlap away all day
Schlip! Schlap!
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Pony trekking-
Or camping-
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me
I said, "England."
What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that

~Finland/ fish slapping song from Spamalot

Welcome to my randomly weird profile. I like to be called Stan the nerd because it is so much more fun than my "normal" name. I put normal in quotes because normal really is relative term. As you might already have surmised, I love musicals (Wicked, Songs for a New World, Aida, Avenue Q, Hairspray, Little Women, Moulin Rogue, Rent, Urinetown, Spamalot, and ect). I am a huge music junkie and I just wish could write amazing songs but alas I cannot. Thank you for visiting my profile and reviews are highly encouraged because I am here to learn how to become a better writer. So please review and I will in turn review one of yours and remember don't go near the pink flying hippo. And also I would like to thank Flyinghome for reviewing all my stuff and if you are looking for some good starts of stories which I hope she will continue visit her profile! I would also like to thank everyone else who has reviewed my work as well!Mucho Heartage!

Do you know the muffin man??...

These are my new favorite sayings: Do you beg the question or hump the question?

Sometimes words cannot express what the body knows best...(yes I am weird and I embrace it)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Geek to God? SAY WHAT? by rawriitsmar reviews
Total geek James Hampton is in love with average girl Leah Anderson. Leah is the only one that's nice to him. He moves and Leah is finally free from his stalkish ways. A year later, he moves back and is a complete and total hottie. WAIT WHAT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,886 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/26/2007
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Skeletal Dance by Ashelin reviews
I'm trapped inside my mortal shell.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Missing Muse by Ashelin reviews
I know I promised not to ask...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Blemished by Ashelin reviews
Who says perfection tastes sweeter than this?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Silent Man by Smooth Voiced Liar reviews
Added for the hell of it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Hellish by continuous brevity reviews
haiku
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Someone's Got a Secret by ash the arsnist reviews
but someone else couldn't keep it.... for kamaron & how i hope you read this. Friday, April 13th, 2007 today you died.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Lovers by Diana Bluefire
Who has the right to judge love?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
What Wonderful Feels Like by flyinghome reviews
Life becomes wonderful when you find that special someone, but in an instant that wonderful feeling can turn into a tragic memory...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Playing in Traffic by OFKiken88
Feeling kinda depressed... Song about losing interest in life. Please read and review!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Undone by flyinghome reviews
Sometimes it feels as though I'm just falling apart at the seams...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Under the Moon and the Stars by flyinghome reviews
Dedicated to my friends...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
In the Mind of a Girl by flyinghome reviews
Looking into the mind of a girl...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Too Crowded With Ghosts by the lovelorn paper reviews
Story 3 of 100, prompt: Die. A tale of an old woman and a lost childhood. Rated for death and mentions of drugs.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Birdy by words on napkins reviews
They think I'm waiting to die.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Jane Doe by OFKiken88 reviews
...Mouth ajar, eyes wide... her frame is sprawled in the leaves...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
disillusion by Kendal reviews
i still taste you on my tongue
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2006
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete