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Maybe by CuriousContradiction reviews
The story of a girl who hid behind words, a boy who believed in art, and secondhand dreams in a world spinning too quickly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009
All the things I'd Rather do by Eeliahs reviews
"I find you neither intellectually or physically appealing, the very idea of engaging in sexual activity with you makes me want to throw up. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the ceiling then be anywhere near your naked or clothed body."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
to the boy with artist's hands by CuriousContradiction reviews
from the girl with dreamer's eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010
Dogs and Aliens by fairies and snapple reviews
They are dysfunctional and illogical and imperfect and he doesn’t even really like her, anyway. But it’s 2am, and she’s throwing pebbles at his window, praying he’ll come watch the shooting-stars-slash-UFOs with her. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Something's Wrong With You, Really by nexia reviews
“I really, really, really hate that I love you.” He smirked. “I know.” // One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Confessions at the End of the World by tepid sponge bath reviews
A oneshot concerning the last chance to let certain people know certain things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Stalkers and Cigarettes and Valentine's Day by fairies and snapple reviews
Don’t you know what caffeine does to you? No, I have no idea. But I’m sure it’s not good. What do you mean there’s caffeine in tea? What? My boyfriend? He's just... running a little late. This isn't a date!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Movie Magic by messy bun reviews
She likes quoting films. So does he. It's a match made in movie magic land.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Diaries of a Sarcastic Idiot by anj3lyuna23 reviews
A different kind of story about a Filipina girl who tells it how it is in America.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Once Upon a Time by Tetelestai reviews
They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Simple: I Just Like You by fairies and snapple reviews
I like that you always part your bangs over the middle of your right eye and they're such a boring brown. I like how you’re always chewing on that pen, holding it like a cigarette. I just don't like you. I don't like you. I just wish I believed myself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
In the Kitchen by Greatheart reviews
Stolen kisses between two best friends. Please R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Glorious Hero by Harlequin Marionette reviews
A more realistic consquence of being a hero. This isn't Hollywood, this isn't anywhere you want to be. A short, short scene.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005
Red by Harlequin Marionette
...is blood, the painted complexion of a many-toothed oni mask, a girl's dress, and his dreams. A Japanese boy is terrorized by his own imagination.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005