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Joined 12-17-06, id: 550361, Profile Updated: 03-15-12
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and Song.
I'm Melanie. I'm 19. I love God & my family, writing, NCIS, and Tiva. For your own sake, don't read my stories here. They suck very badly, but I don't have the heart to take it down. Just steer clear of them, please? Thanks.
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The Undead Job by Beatrixx Ripley reviews
She is not alive. She is not dead. in between would be the word. And while there, she must make something of herself. A job is what she needs. Not haunting some driedup old house. Fighting. Take that, Reaper!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007
High School Story by fredtheflyingfish reviews
Parody of cliches. Abby falls in love with a super hot guy. LOL! Plz plz plz r&r. Sry Im rlly bad at summaries lol but the story is rlly good lol!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
What They WANT to Say by thx4allthefish reviews
Hello and welcome to Northwest airlines. Remember, Northwest starts with no! Reviews returned
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Greeny by somebodys.watching reviews
This is my first michael jackson fic in english. It doesn't really make sense, but it's SUPPOSED not to make sense, just so u know xD and btw, i rewrote this a 'lil bit, for ex the ending. Well, enjoy! :P
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
I AM by Jasrey Blue reviews
I am trying to be smart.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Thoughts of a Room by Yonder reviews
Have you ever wondered what happens in your room when you are not there?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
DA SUPER DUPER AMERICAN IDOL THINGY! by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH reviews
A wonderfull mispeled fiction by ADHDYoshi! Written in seminewbie! What will American Idol do when The Ellimist, hoverskunks, and giant chipmunks invade the stage? Find out here!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006
What can happen? by chibi-cinni reviews
Ah, the humor that is life. Based on true events that are simply hilarious. Please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007
My lovely day by blackrosethorn10 reviews
this is just a fake schudule i made up....enjoy...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Miss Anne Thropic: Drugs by Yorba Linda reviews
An improv skit from my comedy trio called Miss Anne Thropic. Miss is on drugs here..
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006
Fighting Darkness by Marauder'sGirl reviews
Amy Lee is a 16 year old girl in a band with three 19 year old guys...can she deal with being in Fighting Darkness, living with the boys, and trying to be a 'normal' teenager?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005
Moonwalker by Taufeeq reviews
Dedicated to Michael Jackson (the MoonWalker) from the bottom of my heart.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2005
Like Paris by Yorba Linda reviews
A music video shoot with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton...What can possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2005
The Real World Sucks by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What would happen if you trapped Adolf Hitler, Jesus Christ, Johnny Depp, Paris Hilton, a Harry Potter fangirl, and myself in a house for six months? I dunno. Let's find out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2005
Whisper and a Scream by wantedINheaven reviews
I can hear you in a whisper, but you can't even hear me screaming. - Amy Lee/Evanescence
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2005
God's Groupie by Eboniccinderella reviews
I'm a Christian,not ashamed of it.I don't care about your scientific theories,disbelief,or blasphemy.Not even Satan could make me change my mind.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2005
The Zombie Song by GreenLantern500 reviews
A loving tribute to the undead to the tune of Evanescence's "My Immortal". WIth apologies to Evanescence and all their fans.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005
Clarinet by TheSoundOfSilence reviews
A parody of Evanescence's "Tournequet" about a clarinet that got left out in the rain.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2003
Oboe by TwilightSky reviews
This is a parody to the Evanescence song "Hello." Talks about the pain bad oboe reeds cause. A little bit of humor thrown into my world of angst.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2003
The Gorillaz meet Michael Jackson by GorillazGrl reviews
Gorillaz win backstage passes to a Michael Jackson concert
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 10/16/2002
Junk Food Junkies by fehimu reviews
Sung to the lyrics of 'Earth Song' by Michael Jackson
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2001
Mario Brothers (Parody of "Dirty Diana") by Brick Road Records reviews
All of Mario's adventures, to the charming little Michael Jackson tune....!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2000
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Commercial Parodies reviews
Like the title says. Finally complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The Old People Song reviews
Its just a joke....people, NEVER EVER sing this song to your parents or your grandparents cos they will kick your ass! Please R&R!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Not My Mama! reviews
So what happens when a snob and I get into a fight? A lot of yo mama jokes thats for sure! Please read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Falling Off a Building reviews
Utter nonsense. Don't read unless you are random or have a sense of humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - Chinese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete