Note: I suck at writing profiles. Bear with me while I try and write something I can work with.

My name is Sophie. I live in West Virginia. I'm 17. There's not really much else to say about my life. Besides, I don't think anyone really cares, unless they know me IRL and just want to see how I describe myself.

I write mostly horror, but I've been trying to branch out into other genres. As of yet, none of my attempts are up. I'm trying to focus on getting Distortioned written.

I have a really weird, off-the-wall personality. I laugh at morbid irony (so I guess you could call me insensitive) and I talk strangely. Probably if you've ever read something I've written you've noticed that. Another random fact is that I'm really into the psychological genre. For that reason I love the Asian 'extreme film' circuit. I'm actually thinking I might get into writing screenplays or just plays in general, and if I do then my debut film is probably gonna be a head trip.

Probably another thing that you should know before reading anything I write (assuming you haven't already, of course.) is that I am cynical and sardonic to the core. It is my belief that humans, while fragile, are by nature primal creatures. We may be more evolved, but on the other hand, that's not a good thing from every angle you look at it. You don't see wolves threatening each other with nuclear warheads, now do you? What I'm really trying to say is that it you can't really expect happy, intensely positive work from me. Once in a blue moon I do write things like that, but for the most part... Well, someone once informed me that my ideas creep them out (via the internet, if that makes any difference.) and I think that about sums it up.

Stories:

Steeple: Is complete. Yes, that's right. It took me over a year, but I'm done. Thank you all for your support and love throughout the span of my writing.

Distortioned: (Yes, I know the title is technically 'not a word.') My new horror project I'm working on. I may or may not start uploading my other works before I feel like I'm 'done' with the first arc of this story. It depends on how well I feel it's going.

Twain: So much of it is written and just waiting on my computer. I haven't uploaded it all yet mainly because it needs revisions. Also, I'm doing what I did with Steeple and keeping a few hidden away for a rainy day.

SEMI-IMPORTANT UPDATE (8/29/11)

Dear god I suck. And I'm sure you've all realized this by now. I mean wow, how long has it been since I updated something? I'd love to make an excuse, but I can't even think one up. I'm such a total failure.

I promise you guys I'm working on the next chapter of Twain. I'm just... really screwy, and my schedule looks like hell for this year. Senior year, you know - gotta look at colleges and see what my options are (I'm waiting for my acceptance letter to clown college - I'm sure it'll be here any day!). So either way, expect... something soon. Just wanted to say I'm not dead.

OH WOW I FAIL A LOT WHAT THE HELL- (11/1/11)

Haha, that story I uploaded? Yeah, it was one of my chapters of Twain. I have NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED I LITERALLY CHECKED IT BEFORE I PUBLISHED IT AND IT WAS FINE. But either way, it's changed now. And I respect myself just a little bit less. My god I suck.