Author has written 3 stories for Love, Sci-Fi, and Supernatural.
'ello poppets! Heartless here! Finally got a FictionPress account! does a happy dance And arent you all glad?
Yeah. That's what I thought. I'm also on FanFiction by the same name if you want a more in depth profile and some other stories.
So...life. Life is like a toaster. You can put the most perfect bread in the world in it and push down the little button and then after awhile...POP...you get out the perfect bread which should make the perfect toast but... it's burnt. Then you scrape a bit of butter over it, maybe a little peanut butter or jam, and it is somewhat edible again. I think God is just sitting up there putting slices of bread into pregnant toasters, pushing down the little button that says BIRTH in big green letters on it, and when it pops up less than perfect, he scrapes some really good things over the scars and adds something special, like a lover or a baby, and then it turns out to be an alright life. Isn't it nice to be slowly eaten over a period of eighty years and then submearged in stomach acid and digested? Man, he must eat a lot of toast... So that's life.
a bunch of stories are actually on other people's accounts, like Astro's. I write with other people a lot, and they aren't as lazy as me.