Author has written 9 stories for Life, Humor, Fantasy, Religion, and Nature.
Hmmm...Well, you are here and I suppose it would be my hostly duty to tell a bit more--ah, so much I could tell and so little I can. Stupid online predators ruin potential friendships and such. First and foremost, I am a Christian. Thus, I neither conduct inappropriate behavior nor tolerate it; I would hope you would follow suit. Below is a sketchy profile of myself:
I am not allowed to give any information about myself. My mom watches too much Dateline.
Location-U.S. That's all you need to know--refer to the above statement.
Hobbies- reading, swimming, archery, doing anything on the Internet, playing the piano-however awful I am at it, soon more writing, and lots of various stuff too cumbersome to mention
Proving myself correct
Striking random fear into peoples' hearts
Lord of the Rings!
Spending hours on end on the Internet
Randomness in general, it is a dying and perfected art
My little, green parrot who is overly obsessed with playing "Peek-a-boo"
Movies- The Lord of the Rings, The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion King, Spiderman, Left Behind, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, and many more
Books-The Lord of the Rings, The Call of the Wild, anything Christian, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Inheritance Trilogy, The Ultimate Gift, He Chose the Nails, The Left Behind Series, unquestionably it becomes naturally tedious to continue...
Authors- J.R.R. Tolkien (obviously by now you realize this), Max Lucado, Jim Stovall, C.S. Lewis, Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins, Christopher Paolini, Elizabeth George, the list goes on and on
Foods- pickles, brownies, candy, anything Italian, cranberries, chocolate-covered cherries, chocolate sheet cake, yogurt, cheesecake, sugar, something with lots of corn syrup(sugar), fructose, glucose or any other type of sugar, et cetera
"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the rising sun; not because I see it, but by it I can see all else." —C.S. Lewis
"I'm on Aslan's side, even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can, even if there isn't any Narnia." -C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair
"Most of all, perhaps, we need an intimate knowlege of the past. Not that the past has anything magical about it, but we cannot study the future." -C.S. Lewis
"Your last hour has come. You die in blood!" -Odysseus, The Odyssey
"After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end. "- Saphira to Eragon, Eragon
'No i brestanneth anirach tirad bi amar.' --Sindarin for 'Be the change you wish to see in the world."
"It's a waste of time being something you're not because sooner or later you'll lose sight of who you really are... Then you'll have to find yourself all over again."
“Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for? ”-- Gimli to the Captains of the West
“I can't do this Sam.” “I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.” “What are we holding on to Sam?” “That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.” -- Sam to Frodo, at Osgiliath
There may come a day when the courage of men fails, and we lose all bonds of fellowship...but this is not that day." -Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings
"Satan is not against good morals; he is against Jesus Christ." -Norris Anderson, Time Changer
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." -Lucille S. Harper
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien, LotR
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." -Gandalf
(While watching FotR, Balrog scene) Mom: "Why are they carrying the short people?"
Me: "They are called hobbits, Mom. HOBBITS! They are short and fat, prone to singing and drinking, have hairy feet and don't like to wear shoes! Kinda like you..." I was only spared by the rampageous laughter of my sister, calling to attention her lack of...well...inhalation. But my mom doesn't really drink, luckily. It's just fun to be mischievous from time to time.
"Do not cast all hope away. Tomorrow is unknown. Rede oft is found at the rising of the Sun. Thus is it spoken: Oft hope is born, when all is forlorn. Follow what may, great deeds are not lessened in worth." -Legolas
"In the end, a person is only known by the impact he or she has on others." -Jim Stovall
"Money is nothing more than a tool. It can be a force for good, a force for evil, or simply idle."
"Education is a lifelong journey whose destination expands as you travel."
"Faith is all that dreamers need to see into the future."
"The only way you can truly get more out of life for yourself is to give part of yourself away."-the
above uncredited are all found in the marvelous book, The Ultimate Gift.
Improper use of grammar
Television- it rots your brain and is unfathomably boring; there is so much more to do with time
Gay love stories
People who read my stories, but don't leave me any precious reviews...
Cafeteria food- the pudding is impenetrable, the pizza looks more like roadkill than something you would actually eat, and the tacos jiggle...gross concisely fits it
(end of dislikes list until I find more that displeases me) :)
Feel free to check out any of my progressing and completed works or to PM me anytime!
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