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Author has written 9 stories for Life, Humor, Fantasy, Religion, and Nature.

Hmmm...Well, you are here and I suppose it would be my hostly duty to tell a bit more--ah, so much I could tell and so little I can. Stupid online predators ruin potential friendships and such. First and foremost, I am a Christian. Thus, I neither conduct inappropriate behavior nor tolerate it; I would hope you would follow suit. Below is a sketchy profile of myself:

I am not allowed to give any information about myself. My mom watches too much Dateline.


Age- 16

Location-U.S. That's all you need to know--refer to the above statement.

Hobbies- reading, swimming, archery, doing anything on the Internet, playing the piano-however awful I am at it, soon more writing, and lots of various stuff too cumbersome to mention


Random quotes

Josh Groban

Proving myself correct

Striking random fear into peoples' hearts

Lord of the Rings!

Spending hours on end on the Internet

Randomness in general, it is a dying and perfected art

Classical music

Most artwork

My little, green parrot who is overly obsessed with playing "Peek-a-boo"

Movies- The Lord of the Rings, The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion King, Spiderman, Left Behind, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, and many more

Books-The Lord of the Rings, The Call of the Wild, anything Christian, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Inheritance Trilogy, The Ultimate Gift, He Chose the Nails, The Left Behind Series, unquestionably it becomes naturally tedious to continue...

Authors- J.R.R. Tolkien (obviously by now you realize this), Max Lucado, Jim Stovall, C.S. Lewis, Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins, Christopher Paolini, Elizabeth George, the list goes on and on

Foods- pickles, brownies, candy, anything Italian, cranberries, chocolate-covered cherries, chocolate sheet cake, yogurt, cheesecake, sugar, something with lots of corn syrup(sugar), fructose, glucose or any other type of sugar, et cetera

"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the rising sun; not because I see it, but by it I can see all else." —C.S. Lewis

"I'm on Aslan's side, even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can, even if there isn't any Narnia." -C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair

"Most of all, perhaps, we need an intimate knowlege of the past. Not that the past has anything magical about it, but we cannot study the future." -C.S. Lewis

"Your last hour has come. You die in blood!" -Odysseus, The Odyssey

"After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end. "- Saphira to Eragon, Eragon

'No i brestanneth anirach tirad bi amar.' --Sindarin for 'Be the change you wish to see in the world."

"It's a waste of time being something you're not because sooner or later you'll lose sight of who you really are... Then you'll have to find yourself all over again."

“Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for? ”-- Gimli to the Captains of the West

“I can't do this Sam.” “I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.” “What are we holding on to Sam?” “That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.” -- Sam to Frodo, at Osgiliath

There may come a day when the courage of men fails, and we lose all bonds of fellowship...but this is not that day." -Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings

"Satan is not against good morals; he is against Jesus Christ." -Norris Anderson, Time Changer

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." -Lucille S. Harper

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain

"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien, LotR

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." -Gandalf

(While watching FotR, Balrog scene) Mom: "Why are they carrying the short people?"

Me: "They are called hobbits, Mom. HOBBITS! They are short and fat, prone to singing and drinking, have hairy feet and don't like to wear shoes! Kinda like you..." I was only spared by the rampageous laughter of my sister, calling to attention her lack of...well...inhalation. But my mom doesn't really drink, luckily. It's just fun to be mischievous from time to time.

"Do not cast all hope away. Tomorrow is unknown. Rede oft is found at the rising of the Sun. Thus is it spoken: Oft hope is born, when all is forlorn. Follow what may, great deeds are not lessened in worth." -Legolas

"In the end, a person is only known by the impact he or she has on others." -Jim Stovall

"Money is nothing more than a tool. It can be a force for good, a force for evil, or simply idle."

"Education is a lifelong journey whose destination expands as you travel."

"Faith is all that dreamers need to see into the future."

"The only way you can truly get more out of life for yourself is to give part of yourself away."-the

above uncredited are all found in the marvelous book, The Ultimate Gift.


Improper use of grammar


Television- it rots your brain and is unfathomably boring; there is so much more to do with time

Gay love stories


People who read my stories, but don't leave me any precious reviews...

Cafeteria food- the pudding is impenetrable, the pizza looks more like roadkill than something you would actually eat, and the tacos jiggle...gross concisely fits it

(end of dislikes list until I find more that displeases me) :)

Oh..and also:

Feel free to check out any of my progressing and completed works or to PM me anytime!

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Masked by samwise606 reviews
A poem about how I sometimes feel when people tell me what a nice guy I am. It goes along with my recurring theme of fighting against myself.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
What Glory Has Done by gardenofwords reviews
Another poem. This one's about a guya celebrity,I guesswho realizes that chasing after glory and fame only ruined his life.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Tears Are Falling by knownbeforetime reviews
A lot of people shout, a lot of people jump and dance, I just cry a lot of unshed tears.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
lain to slayed by Mienaku reviews
What demons will fall before you? a joint poem btwn me and onyxdragonflyy
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
A Layover for the Imaginative Soul by Jacob Schmidt
The hustle of daily life, from a certain ubiquitous perspective.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Love is Just a Scene by Dani P reviews
So you wanna play Romeo and Juliet? Drink the poison, stab the heart, succumb to the horrors of this dark.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Kiss the Stars by xDancingintheRainx reviews
This is my first haiku. I'd really appreciate it if you'd let me know what you think. Reviews are returned.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Dolls & Cages by Sercus Kaynine reviews
What if we lived in a world where everyone lived in cages?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Trapped by Ivory Marie reviews
Just another quick one, let me know what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Paint Your Dreams by xDancingintheRainx reviews
Reviews are always appreciated and returned. I might add more to this, I haven't decided yet.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2007
Crimson Savior by Dveyoni reviews
It is not as though i wish to be here. it is not that i take pride in your pain. i do not dance as you hang there,
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006
Puppets with masks by onyxdragonflyy reviews
yo can come unglued...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
Writing with Diversity by Eyetk reviews
[Complete] You've got a wonderful plot, and well developed, intriguing characters, but you're still striving to make your work better. Perhaps this can help!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
My Imagination needs a No Trespassing Sign by Ivy Shoelaces reviews
A poem about my imagination and how I feel when I am interrupted while I create.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2005
Forever Lost by MoshiMoshiQueen reviews
I continued my doubts about my writing...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
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Tempting the Tempest reviews
A girl goes into memory relapses to fall into a state of nothingness in which her uncontrollable emotion alone dictates. She is dropped into foreign worlds, has no clue what is going on, and cannot escape or return to her own. You KNOW you want to read it
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007
I Give You the Key reviews
Escaping my past to seek God's face. She plagues intended honesty, she knows my life of mystery, because she knows my history. She used to be me.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007
Sands of Time reviews
Apostrophe about time, as the hourglass measures each slipping sand. PLEEEAAASSEEE read and review! Thanks!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007
Down in the Valley reviews
A short poem about my solitude in front of the cross. PLEAASE read and review! Thanks! UPDATED 3 29 07
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007
A Time for Blackberries reviews
A very deep and personal poem I wrote for my grandfather. Any review would be appreciated. I love to know what you think of this very reflective poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
A change in who we are. Not too long, and only a fragment of time to read and think of the world in an unusual sense.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007
My Escape reviews
Try to guess what it is! Can be taken figuratively or literally. Very reflective and thoughtful. I will continue more on it if I get more reviews. Please R&R. Thanks! Thoughtprovoking and otherworldly.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007
The Ultimate All Purpose Excuse reviews
The surefire way to excuse yourself from any tardiness and or foul language to proceed from your mouth as of consequence of your belated arrival. Very humorous and very imaginative. I will add to it ONLY if I get more reviews. Please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007
Angel of Music reviews
A poem apostrophe speaking of my fervent love of music. It is very deep and very personal. Please read and review to feed my muse, as I do love to see what you think of my pieces. Thank you. bows profusely
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
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