Zoius and the Devil
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Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
I'd Like It More If You Didn't by Sally Can Wait reviews
COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Act III by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,770 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2006
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Across Time and Oceans by Tessandra reviews
She lives two lives; Lissa in 21st century America, and Nahbia in ancient Egypt. As Nahbia she meets a boy doomed to be murdered. A boy she falls in love with; yet to save his life, she will completely change the future; for he is Pharaoh Tutankhamen.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 11/24/2002
Internet Junkie's Lament by JadeWing reviews
My parents are frightened, and this is why.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Temptation reviews
If the Devil were to ask you to sell him your soul, you wouldn't do it, right? Now what if the Devil is young? What if he's persuasive and enigmatic? What if he's, well, hot? How much is a soul really worth, anyway?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011