Archaeismus
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Joined 01-04-07, id: 550973
Author has written 5 stories for Life, General, War, and Horror.

I am of the unfortunate age of fifteen. I love my three little brothers. Hell, I just love kids. If I had to pick a band it would be Slayer. I enjoy cooking. I like the rain but hate the smell; it's stifling. Stephen King, Shane Stevens, Joseph Campbell, Scott Adams--self explanatory. Least favorite? Christopher Paolini. I'm Republican. I'm also a bigot and sexist. Sorry. I'm not a good writer, and I'm also not a people person-- so I'll subject you to my work anyways. One of my favorite hobbies is shamelessly advertising my crappy pages everywhere.

Dimebag Darrell.

Boba Fett.

The Dark Tower.

Stephen King.

Depeche Mode.

Praise, criticism, flaming...all welcome. Any review will make me happy.

"I get off on the pain I inflict!"-- Orin Scrivello

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Life
Wrote this during my stint at a mental hospital.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Man
The most wonderful bouquet...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 1/24/2007
Soldier reviews
What I long for.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
THE END! reviews
A novice writer subjects himself to the perils of cliches and plot devices... Still adjusting the story and filling it in a bit.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Vampire reviews
Vampires aren't an Anne Rice novel. They're all too real...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete