ironicdeathx
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Joined 01-04-07, id: 551063

Hello fellow lurker.
I have a couple of things to say.

1) If you review my story, I will review yours.

2) I love winter and wish terribly that I were in Norway right now.

3) I want a monkey, do you?

4) I'm crazy, yes, I know.

4) Oops, I can't count properly. No wonder I'm failing math.

6) If I could be a journalist or a professional writer, that would be great.
But I know my writing isn't that good so I was hoping people on this site would help improve my not-so-great writing skills.

7) I will love you forever if you bought me a dog.
Preferably a German Shepherd but anything would do. Just not a poodle. Please, not a poodle.

8) The Wizard of Oz was the freakiest movie ever invented.
Traumatized for life.

9) My favourite colour is blue, but clothing wise I like black and red.

10) My advice of safety - use protection dammit!

Favourite Authors: Stephen King, Anne Rice, Sara Douglass, Thomas Harris, J.R.R Tolkien, Edgar Allen Poe, John Grisham, George Orwell, Stephenie Meyer etc.

Favourite Artists/Bands: Cradle of Filth, Slipknot, Bullet for my Valentine, Linkin Park, The Stiletto Formal, Rise Against, Anti-Flag, Billy Talent, Three Days Grace, Deathstars, Dimmu Borgir, Trollfest, Lacuna Coil, Marilyn Manson, 3 Inches of Blood, Chiodos, Mortiis, System of a Down, etc.

Favourite TV Shows: House, Desperate Housewives, What Not To Wear, America's Next Top Model, The Simpsons, South Park etc.

Favourite Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Saw trilogy, Star Wars, Sin City, Phone Booth, V for Vendetta, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (new ones and originals), Final Destination, Cry Wolf, Derailed, Bend it like Beckham etc.

Saturday, December 15th, 2007 - Whoa I haven't been on this site in ages! Anyhow, in the past couple of months that I've been gone, I haven't really had any inspiration on what to write about. I'll start something, but get fed up and bored with it halfway through. Right now I'm in the process of starting a story which I think has potential (but what author doesn't think their story has potential?) so hopefully that'll be up soon.

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What's Her Name Again? by hubbabubba reviews
Another school year should be pretty mundane for Zoƫ. New classes she can handle. New friends maybe? But how about Mom's new boyfriend, a potential new brother, and maybe even a new guy? Good thing she's got a column in the school newspaper to rant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,691 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006
What it Costs to be Popular by Rosalina reviews
HIATUS...again. Betty Hayes was never popular. A social reject whose only friend was Nathan. All she wanted was to be popular and win the affection of Dave. As some say, you never know what you have until you lose it. Can she stand losing Nathan?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
No Way in Hell by Kiara Asukara reviews
He's taken every opportunity to make her life miserable. She has done everything in her power to avoid him. So how did he just move next door? CHAPTER 4 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
On The Mating Rituals Of Rabbits by TeaWithOnions reviews
Grace has enough things to worry about with her crazy mom, her failing grades, and of course taking care of her rabbit farm. So why is this boy stalking her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
Illegal Activities by Lost Again reviews
[MM] My best friend is sexually harassing me at work. [All updates will be short. And maybe I'll still come up with a better title?]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006