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Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

Wow, I Only Date Nerds won for Most Humorous in Skow awards and was nominated at the "This is Love" awards. Thank you so much everyone. I'm kind of stunned and don't really know what to say.

The Requirements -Not in progress, but not complete

Summary: Ex is on a mission to find the perfect kiss. To do this she will need the perfect male specimen. Unfortunately, a guy completely unqualified for the job keeps volunteering and does not understand the meaning of the words: 'Sorry, but you're too tall, too good looking and can't do handstands.'

Extras: Don't give up on my story The Requirements, please. I'm kind of suffering from the illness known as Have-no-idea-what-happens-next. It's like writer's block, but worse, and is usually fatal, but I'll try to fight through it.

I Only Date Nerds - In progress

Summary: An average girl+ a nerdy boy+ a nerdy boy's brother and a plan that has gone horribly wrong.

Extras: It will be finished if it is the last thing I do. (And at the rate i'm going, it very well may be the last thing I do)

Losing It All - In progress

Summary: She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.

p.s. Don't take my stories too seriously.

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Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Moon Child by hi-tanner85 reviews
When he finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back arching, bones pushing against his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide Bailey, don't let me catch you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Splits by jlr reviews
When a slightly creepy boy shows up at Ruth's dance practice, she wants to get as far away from him as possible. When she finds out he is from a powerful political family she wants to hide under a rock. But escape is never easy. Please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,276 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Devil Take It All by Ravina reviews
COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,589 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Seeing the Forest by Jazzy Kitty reviews
From his ridiculously poetic name to his strong opinions, Lee Summerfield is everything Meg is cautious of. She's not looking for love, and neither is he. But Lee is the wildest card in the deck.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,218 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Art of Seduction by missAtoZ reviews
A hopeless romantic can't help but get her heart broken time after time again. Enter her new boss, the ultimate God of seduction. Can he teach her how to get lucky without getting burnt?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
The Moment Of Annie by Coke and Milk reviews
She wore black leather gloves and a mask and not much else. She told me I was allowed to do anything but kiss her. She said I made her heart rot right out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Sex Scene with Jamie Lynn by Faithless Juliet reviews
Jamie Lynn Spears sixteen and pregnant. 'An infant sucking from its mothers infancy.'
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,064 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Strictly Platonic by CoffeeBreak reviews
[COMPLETE] Looking to fill the void in some of New York's lonely hearts by answering personal ads, the last thing Emily Thatcher expects is to fall in love...and into danger. Someone is watching, and he won't stop till he gets what he wants.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Being Abigail Average by tawnyfawn reviews
Abigail Ryan is average: not a misfit, not a princess. So which cliche does she get? - A story of comfortable jeans, being average, Shakespearean insults and love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,976 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/10/2006
Angst in My Pants by CHIIJOY reviews
Boy likes Girl. Boy can’t get Girl. Solution for Boy? Steal Girl’s pants. How to get them back for Girl? Right off Boy’s body. [Insert Boy’s victory dance here].
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,476 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Oh Jeremy by Ginnysing reviews
I know you want to break up, kiddo. But we haven't fulfilled all the requirements of an absolute romance. And that's why I'm calling. One Shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Selfish People by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
By Any Other Name by DianaChristine reviews
Jenna has an eating disorder, but she doesn't call it that. She also keeps a diary, but she doesn't call it that either. What happens when her diary is stolen and the worst person in the world reads it?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
I Would Die Too Darling I Would Die With You by hi-tanner85 reviews
He would've followed her anywhere, except . . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
You're Too Wonderful to Die by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Titles Are Difficult by Neon Tetra reviews
My satirical guide to writing and criticism on FictionPress. Rated PG13 for thematic elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
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Losing it All reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
I Only Date Nerds reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
The Requirements reviews
Ex is on a mission: to find the perfect kiss. To do that, she'll have to find the perfect guy. What the mystery guy who keeps following her around fails to understand, is that he doesn't fit the requirements.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007