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Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Romance, Mythology, and General.

I'm posting a Prometheus next and changing the category to Mythology.

Anyway, read away, and don't be too surprised if your works are better; mine tends to be a bit all over the place.

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Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
A jealous king. A bitter soldier. A ruthless queen. In the battle to rule a kingdom, one of them must die. (Complete but removed)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Extricate by xoxluurve reviews
She was trapped and he happened to be the one Fate chose to set her free. Of course, no one said it was that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,275 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
The Art of Movie Making by TuneOut reviews
He was the new star of Hollywood. She was the industry veteran. They were the duo that burned so bright that when they burst, it was like a perfect Oscar movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,134 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
How To Seduce a Millionaire by Queen Anabella reviews
It was the perfect cliché plan from her radical best friend and roommate: seduce the millionaire, get the cash. But the millionaire's a bit of a bastard, unfortunately. Things never go as smoothly as planned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,298 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007
The Boys by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
It's bad enough living in the same town as the hell-raising Ripkowski tribe. Marley McCown knew that sleeping with one was trouble enough, but falling in love with his brother? That's just asking for it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
action, reaction by merryhouse reviews
Her friends tease her. She takes the train. She buys ice cream. She conveniently forgets to wear pants with her long tee shirts. She goes on dates. And at the year twelve formal, she finds herself spiking the punch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Game Of Fate by Moonlit Summers reviews
She was a vampire. I was a werewolf. She was my mate, and I hated her guts. She had glasses and was antisocial. I had great hair and a slutty girlfriend. Ever have the feeling that fate fucked up? Yeah, welcome to my life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
How I Became a Teenage Voyeur by candid reviews
How do you snag the hot senior's attention? Easy. Sneak up on him in the boy's locker room. One shot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Of Boundaries and Pranks: A Love Story by PeculiarMuse reviews
What’s a guy to do when being friends is just not enough anymore? Be confused and notice things he never did before, that’s what. And hope it will soon end, so his life would make sense again. Sadly, life’s not cooperating. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Emotionless Crystal reviews
What to do, what to do? The girl you love thinks you love everyone else, so what do you do? Oh, I don't know, tell her? OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Oops by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Alex knew the second that she set her foot inside his dorm that she would cause trouble. He should simply have gotten out of it while he still could. But he didn't. God, he felt like such an idiot. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Three Years by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[oneshot challenge] It's been almost three years. The doctors don't know when, or even IF, he will wake up. If I killed myself, who would be there to help him get back up and live again? That is all that keeps me alive. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Latte At First Sight by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. Brianna never bargained on falling in love with her best friend, never dreamt of cliched endings where the hero confessed his love for the heroine, never believed in love at first sight... but maybe, just maybe, that would all change. -One shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Kohl by Callisto Jean reviews
[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Let The World Know by Anepidekti reviews
[ONESHOT] Please…” I pleaded but he shook his head again. “I’m not doing this anymore. I refuse to.” He said with a finality that caused me to choke out a sob.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Fate and Laundry Soap by invisible.writer reviews
She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
How Many Ways Do I Kiss Thee? by Firespirit44 reviews
Little tweaks on my own experiences. "Would you...would you let me kiss you" "Um, sure. If you dare." "Oh, I dare." Just experimenting with different kinds of kisses. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/19/2006
Just to See Her Smile by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] He strived on her happiness. He lived to see her smile. His duty in life was to make her happy. Why? Because he loved her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
If Your Heart's Not In It by Firespirit44 reviews
If your heart's not in it for real...then why are you faking what you don't feel? One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2006
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
In Pajamas by Cynical Romance reviews
She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2005
All Of The Above by it's only castles burning reviews
"She loves to hate him and hates to love him. She’s sick of hanging on innuendoes and smiles, then getting blown off like so much cheap trash the next day. She doesn't know what's wrong with her. Doesn't she have any self-respect left?” (One-shot)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
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The Gravediggers reviews
Transformation of Nietzsche's "God is dead" scene from 'Thus spoke Zarathrustra' "God: Wha- wha- … he laughs If you want, when I die, you can keep my body, donate it to a museum, have sculptures made of it, maybe a few statues even…"
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Electrocute Me reviews
And it'll be a topsyturvy mish mash of exuberance piled haphazardly on young people's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dreams and we'll sing as emotions husk and refine our voices into incandescently magnificent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Unholy Diatribes reviews
Medusa, scrimping scraping spawn. Shiver in revulsion, writhe in angony. You don't know anything about me. I was more beautiful than you once.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2007
The Meeting reviews
They kept on meeting. She wasn’t sure if she liked it, especially because his good looks kept making fall over. He knew he did, her boots were too sexy and her hips wiggled too well for him not to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Healing reviews
The recorded conversations of a Psychologist and her patient as the patient begins to heal. Set in England, entirely conversation... I'm experimenting and you might actually like it...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Justifying Gluttony reviews
Why you should eat the bigger slice of cake.Based on the assumption that everyone is a Selfish and Gluttonous as I. It may come in handy some day... OneShot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete