Cassidy.Joelle
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Joined 01-13-07, id: 552616, Profile Updated: 08-27-11
Author has written 7 stories for Haiku, General, Life, and Young Adult.

UPDATE: I'm beginning a new, longer story. Hopefully with chapters and everything! So, yeah, there's that. :)

Anything that I have up right now that isn't done, most likely is not getting finished. Somewhat because it definitely wouldn't have the same voice (I'm not the same writer as I was three years ago at all), but mostly because they're so crappy that I'd have to rewrite the whole thing to make them semi-decent, and I'd prefer to work on / finish my current and upcoming projects.


Well, I guess this is the part where I talk about myself. Too bad my life is so boring... All this white space is so intimidating! Anywho...

Basic Stats

Known as // Cassidy, Cass.
Stands at // 5'3” - Yes, I know I am very short. Don't rub it in.
Age // Seventeen.
Brushes through // Dark blonde.
Sees through // Dark green with gold rings next to my pupils.
First Breath // May 11th, 1994 at 1.49 PM.

I changed schools after grade nine and am now going into my third year at a private school in a very small town. It was quite the culture shock - I went from having 200 kids in my grade alone to less than twice that in my whole school. At first, I hated it, but it's growing on me. Living in a small town does have its benefits, but there are still days where I miss the anonymity, friend choice, privacy, and activities that a large school offers. Sometimes it's hard to deal with everyone being in your business all the time. However, now that I have my license, I'm a lot more accepting of living in such a tiny place.
Although, the fact that I can't visit the only restaurant in town because I quit my job there - and it didn't end well... - does kind of suck.

Favourite Books
Uninvited, Harry Potter, anything by Sarah Dessen, Hush Hush, Lessons From a Dead Girl, A Summer to Die, Amy's Eyes, Kira, Kira, The Six Rules of Maybe, Annie on My Mind, Empress of the World, Wild Roses, The Host, Flowers in the Attic, 13 Reasons Why, Just As Long As We're Together, Stealing Heaven, Megan Meade's Guide to the Mcgowan Boys, 357 Things We're Not Allowed to Do (I read it when it was still on this site), etc.

Favourite Bands
The Jonas Brothers, Lilly Allen, Katy Perry, The Beatles, Tegan and Sara, 3OH!3, Boys Like Girls,
The Moldy Peaches, Pink, Secondhand Serenade, Metro Station, Rihanna, Blood on the Dance Floor, Regina Spektor,
Cute is What We Aim For, Marianas Trench, Green Day, Paramore, the Glee Cast,
Kimya Dawson, Say Anything, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sara Bareilles, Fall Out Boy,
and many more.

Favourite Movies
Across the Universe, Juno, Keith, The Ugly Truth, He's Just Not That Into You, Shaun of the Dead, She's the Man, What A Girl Wants, etc.

So if you actually read all that I will be very surprised. ...And love you forever. Hopefully you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoyed writing them! Happy Summer, fellow author/authoresses (or Winter, to those of you in the Southern Hemisphere - I'm nothing if not politically correct)!

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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Incest: It's All Relative by and we'll dance reviews
WARNING: INCEST! I look at him and grasp his hand tightly, "I will never win this game without you. This heart is yours and yours only." His lips are fierce as they crush against mine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,772 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2006
Lust Love by eblakes93 reviews
A teenage girl comes to terms with her sexuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Best Served Cold by aprilsunshine reviews
Michael, star Hollywood actor, has grown on me despite high maintenance coffee orders, unparalleled arrogance and irritating persistence. Grown on me in the fungal, cancerous kind of way love does. Not to admit I'm in love with him but... I might be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,234 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2006
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Not For Me by Anna Finch reviews
No. No! Not now! Please… please… Not now.” I screamed. It smiled. Not a nice smile. “Yes. Now. You know you want…” “NO! You’re wrong!” I threw a book at the mirror on my vanity and it shattered.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
I Can Be Me by Hyuuga Deidara reviews
I can't stand it anymore. I can't take it anymore. I'm fed up with your misunderstanding. I'm fed up with your stupid lies of how we can love whoever we want! Piece about homophobia from the eyes of a bisexual girl.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Happy Canada Day by softreality reviews
I like red, but not that much.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Insomnia by xilaberry101 reviews
The title says it all. A poem for when you just can't sleep.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Your Spell by Laurizzy reviews
A poem I wrote, about a naive girl, who thinks she is in love.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Suicide Watch by Mrs. Robinson reviews
The story of a girl who was born to be cruel. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Incest by Obscaena
Mariska and Maj are taking a huge risk by loving eachother. And as such, they will be punished.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
The Pagans by Obscaena reviews
A very short story of Stella Evans and her friend Rita Peters, both nonCatholics living in a Catholic boarding school.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Hungry Tom by Sylc reviews
A hungry and elderly cat is trapped in its owner’s house. Hearing an intruder and thinking itself justified in the act, it goes to feed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Looking Forward reviews
Callie Hunter wakes up the morning after a one night stand in a strange house. She meets her fling's roommate and he does his best to charm her, as she keeps brushing him off. The story of a sarcastic, cynical girl and a guy who doesn't know when to quit.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Scousers and Grudges in Summer reviews
Ainsley Campbell wasn't expecting a very exciting summer. She thought she was just going to tan, hang out with her friends, and spend some time with her Liverpudlian uncle's parents who were down for the summer. She hadn't counted on Michael. Please R&R!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
A Vampire Story reviews
Working Title . What happens in a love square ..? between a female and male vampire, a human boy, and a young male werewolf? Nothing good, that's for sure. Please R&R!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008
Hate
My views on racism and prejudice. Not exactly a poem, but hey. Please R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Can You Ever reviews
A poem about our perceptions of people, and how wrong they often are.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
The Tear reviews
Another poem about tears. What can I say, I'm on a roll! :P Once again, emo, but hey, a girl's gotta write what a girl's gotta write. Please R&R! :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Tear Haikus reviews
My three haikus about tears. Yes, slightly emo, but whatever :P. R&R, please!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete