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Joined 01-14-07, id: 552810, Profile Updated: 07-05-12
Author has written 14 stories for General, General, Mythology, Play, Fantasy, Humor, and Supernatural.

Hi! Welcome to the place where I put some of the things I write. It's mostly in disuse right now as I figure out my life in the real world and my increasingly fragmented online identity, but there are a couple of things that are still being worked on. I hope you find something that interests or entertains you!

The writings contained herein can be largely categorized as speculative fiction, in that they involve magic and mythology and things generally considered too awesome to be real. But don't be surprised if they also involve real people doing real-person things. In that vein, various works may be disturbing or triggering depending on your personal feelings and experiences. Heed the ratings and the warnings, and please feel free to PM me if you have any questions, or see something that I should have warned for and didn't.

I welcome feedback of all kinds. I'm trying hard to improve as a writer, and that means that if you leave a comment on one of my stories saying something like "Well, I liked the idea behind this, but X, Y and Z need work and seriously, use fewer semicolons," my reaction will not be sadness or hurt: it will be joy and gratitude. I also don't mind comments saying things like "I like this story! Five months is too long to wait for an update!" I know I'm slow; knowing people are still reading makes me invested to write faster.

Thanks very much for visiting this page! Hope you've enjoyed your stay.

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Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 414,467 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 1/30/2004
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 154,135 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Hey Jude by overlordpotatoe reviews
Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,160 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Nightfall by Fading Madness Productions reviews
Chicago, 1893: I knew the moment I saw her. Don’t misunderstand. Although I’m an utter and hopeless romantic, I don’t believe in love at first sight. Femmeslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Deceased by Comodin reviews
/SLASH/ Will becomes a zombie and his only hope of making it out of the experience alive is with Alec's help. But people tend to hate your undead guts when you've been gaybashing them most of their lives. Good thing there's always blackmail.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Constant Rain by Shalli reviews
Oneshot, swearing, hints of femslash. Darkish piece someone musing about their existence with a rainy backdrop.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Sniper Cinderella by Airily reviews
We've had countless Cinderellas. This one's not much different, give or take a little psychopathy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Theatrum Astra by Tremaine reviews
Slash/het romance.On the spacestation Courageous, Kai and Rory are fighting, their friends Matt and Shen are imprisoned on a hostile planet, and Gavan has been MIA presumed dead for five years. Can they all find each other again?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 263,471 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Good Girls by sporkess reviews
'Good girls don't grope other good girls. Or bad girls.' When you're stressed, everyone you know is crazy, and you're at war with your homophobic school, playing the flirtation game with your best friend might not be the best plan... FF SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Masculine and Feminine by Siriusly James reviews
We're getting ready to go out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Four Times by Val Mora reviews
There is a saying among the werewolves in Chicago that you bleed four times for the one you love. On two different werewolves, in two different eras, who have nothing in common except that they did.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/18/2003
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It's All Been Done reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,225 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 3/5/2007
Ghost Runner reviews
Adrian is a runner who wants a shot at the Olympics more than anything...or so he thinks. But when a strange girl appears who is always just a bit faster, other things suddenly become just as important. T for cursing and heterosexuality.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Strangest Places reviews
Of all the possible places to meet your future boyfriend, the bathroom is probably not in the top ten. If you're in the bathroom because you're throwing up, the odds narrow even further. Guess Cale's just lucky, then.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Fragments reviews
All the poems I've written in the past year or two. I hate most of them by now, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're bad. Just juvenile. Maybe someday I'll feel like writing poetry again but for now spellchecks are all this will be updating with
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007
The Frog Prince reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Firebird reviews
An adaptation of the fairytale Ivan and the Wolf, written for maderr's birthday. Ivan's father sends him on a quest for the fabled phoenix...but the completion of his quest is only the beginning of his troubles. Please comment and help me get better!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Summoning reviews
Demon summoning is serious. The risks are high, and the possibility of reward goes handinhand with that of disaster. It is not for the faint of heart. Yes, demon summoning is a very serious matter. Now, if only the demons saw it that way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Bori reviews
Very obscure West African mythology, rather hideously mutated. Kamil meets an enigmatic stranger with some odd ideas about names, who will force him to make peace between his culture's biases and his own instincts. Crap summary, crap name sorry.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Touched By An Angel reviews
Sort of a strange oneshot about cliches, teenage confusion and the importance of balance. Don't ask me where it came from. Especially the part with the angels.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Gold and Green reviews
When Marin rode out to challenge the dragon, he thought he knew pretty much how it was going to go. Then he found more dragons than he'd been expecting...and things got a little confused. Oneshot. T for cursing and really cliche romance...sorry.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Trimet reviews
Short 8 scenes play I wrote for school. Leigh Evans arrives for his first day cleaning buses at a Trimet station, completely unprepared for the experience that is his coworkers. Black magic, multiple personalities, and general insanity ensue.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Self, the Other, and Why That Doesn't Work reviews
A short scene about the dangers of negative defintions and isolating yourself. Ostensibly a play scene, but really only written that way because it seemed to be the best form. Much symbolism, not much of that whole 'making sense' thing. Needs a good title
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Fallen reviews
Another short monologue, with less voice but more thought. Biblical mythology, references to other mythology and to stuff I just plain made up. T because it might offend.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Don't Leave Me Alone reviews
Short monologue. A boy talking to his twin sister. Practice for writing with voice and trying to make people cry. Rated T just to be safe for mild cursing and being sad.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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