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Joined 01-17-07, id: 553239, Profile Updated: 02-17-08
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Humor.

Hiya! Thanks for checking out my profile! I just came to recently (actually, been here since 2005...-ish) after having been with Quizilla since 2004. If anyone has any tips, believe me, they would be much appreciated. Please don’t hesitate to contact me at

NOTE: I've changed my e-mail address! it is now Here's hoping the junk-mailer's don't find this one...

UPDATE: SO- i had just enough time on my newly restored, virus-free, healthy computer to tell everyone that hey, i was alive and back in business before i got --

dun dun dun!!!!! a virus.

severly pissed does not even begin to cover it.

so, sorry guys, but its back to irregular updating and hit-or-miss chapter quality, with possible revampage needed.

gay. yes, i know.

DISCLOSURE: if you are homosexual, please do not take offense to the above gender-preference related slur. i am not bashing gays. i am actually rather fond of them. if you are still pissed at me, take a chill pill. a really big one. and for any one else who has ever been, is, or will be offended by something i or my characters may say, you should read the label Phoenix was kind enough to lend me. WARNING: May Make Rude or Inappropriate Comments, Aknowledge at Own Risk.

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So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Cat's Eye by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
Sora, a noble girl, dreams of adventure... but finds she is not quite ready for it when she's kidnapped by an assassin. Now, with the help of a magical necklace, she is the only one who can save his life. Winner of the sKoW best fantasy award! Plz RR
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,935 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
Diatribe of the Dead by The-Real-Kevy reviews
The story of one zombie sick of the stereotyping against his entire race.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Red Alert: The Invasion by chaostheory315 reviews
This is a modern day story about what happens after an alternate outcome of WWII, with The Soviet Union and America as the two remaining national powers in a neverending Cold War. Got the idea after playing C&C and reading Tom Clancy. Please read & review
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
Adventures of an Alter Ego by still we trust reviews
Her life was like a fairytale. She had the requisite evil mother, the chivalrous brother, the cute kid sister, the perfect best friend. It was enough to make her sick. Then he came along and decided that the fairytale needed a little editing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Jilted by serako reviews
Sayuri was the perfect woman. Beautiful, charming, and a successful interior decorator, to boot. So why did Eric leave her at the altar for her best friend? And why is Sayuri sleeping with Eric's sexy older brother Vincent? The story of a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Six months to relive it again by amavian reviews
they gave him six months to live
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Gates Close at Six by Stillill reviews
Tongue in cheek take on death.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005
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Phoenix's Flight reviews
Phoenix's FireHot Paranormal Investigation Service, Where No Mystery Is Too Strange For Us To Solve. This job gives a whole new meaning to the word 'hectic'.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007
Diary of a Mad Redhead reviews
If life is so fleeting, it needs to hurry up and fleet already. My family is insane, the man of my dreams must think i'm a mentally challenged goldfish, and it's difficult enough to be a sooper ninjaspy without being in the middle of a vicious prankwar.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007