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Joined 01-24-07, id: 554168, Profile Updated: 11-06-10
Author has written 4 stories for Haiku, Humor, Friendship, and Romance.

updated November 6th

Name: Eventhorizon42, Evie for short

Age: sprightly and youthful

Height: 5 feet 5 inches

Race: Human

Things I Write: fanfiction, poems, funny stuff

Things I Read: fanfiction, friend's stories, books, the occational manga or graphic novel

Fanfiction.net: I'm Solo by Choice on there and my stories are better and more numerous. I write Harry Potter and Star Wars, with one Pirates of the Caribbean and one Lord of the Rings. And a shit-load of Doctor Who. And some Star Trek now.

I Hereby Swear Not to Flame Any Stories, to Review When I Like What I See, and To Never Write Stories Involving Smut Because Boy Would I Be Terrible At That.

Now for some quotes:

“Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned.” –song “The Vampire Club”

“Get off my plane!”—President James Marshal, “Air Force One”

“Spaghetti! Chicken! Spaghetti! Chicken! Spaghetti! Chicken! Spaghetti! Chicken!”—some inane argument between two of my friends in a story by someone else (Drewfiend)

“I just broke up with the love of my life and you’re talking about people popping!!”—play “People Pop”

“Dahhhhhhhh Bearz!”—everyone

“Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.”—cartoon “The Far Side”

“Obi-Wan, staring, wished that he had the strength to rip his eyes out of his head. But even blind, he would see this forever. He would see his friend, his student, his brother, turn and kneel in front of a black-clocked Lord of the Sith.”—RotS novel

“Come on, Winter! At least allow a humble flyboy his fantasies!”—Tycho, graphic novel “Battleground: Tatooine”

“You’re wrong, Kirtan. I’m a black hole that’s sucking your career down into its heart. Remember that when I’m dead because I’ll be laughing about it for all eternity.”—Gil Bastra, Rogue Squadron

“I don’t mean to blow things up; it just happens. Actually, I find fire rather fascinating…”—Seamus Finnigan, movie Goblet of Fire

That’s that and so, for now, au revoir.

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Chiaroscuro reviews
A haunting but beautiful picture I had in my head. A man watches a woman dance in the night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Dialogue reviews
The main characters from HalfbloodLycan's story Whispers of Reform have some fun, several die and are brought back, just goofiness and romance sort of...not really. No need to read her story to understand.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Concrete Courtyard reviews
Several rather cute poems. If you like simple poetry, you might like this.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007
Haikus reviews
A friend taught me to write haikus and so we amused ourselves during school. The poems are about everything from apples to our teachers to meaningless waffle. Quite fun though. The spacing is weird, sorry.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete