Pinnacle of Pan
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Joined 01-25-07, id: 554327, Profile Updated: 03-13-09
Author has written 15 stories for Life, General, Love, Essay, and Fantasy.

I am a random and boring person who probably has self esteem issues and can't spell to save the world. My favorites include quotes, philosophy, orange, romantic comedies, Emily Dickinson and E. E. Cummings. I also love chocolate.

The Shakespeare play I like best is 'Much Ado About Nothing' and I'm unlikely to ever actually write a story (even though I have plenty of Ideas) because I am ruler of the land Procrastination.

The best quotes are:

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch them all wonder how you did it. -Anonymous

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix

Applying fears to hopes and hopes to fears. -Shakespeare's 119th sonnet

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly

The best advice I can give to anyone is to be themselves. It's cliched for a reason and that reason is truth.

The things I hate most are discrimination, ignorance, pessimism and apathy, though I admit that at times I have been guilty of all. I think homophobia is stupid and that laughter really is the best medicine, if only because it makes you feel better. The think I fear most is growing up, or maybe just change. Either/or, poetry is my therapist.

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My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Act III by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,770 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
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Forevermore reviews
This being the chronicles of Greg Yorkshire as he attempts to break the spell making him the slave of a rather evil mob boss while attending the most elite university in the multiverse. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Heroes and Saints reviews
The truck had been hidden behind the trees. He was closer to the road, so if he hadn't seen it then how had the kid? Still, you shouldn't question the kid that saved your life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
To This Guy I Know reviews
It's really annoying when you make me fall in love with you
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Abyss
Do you ever feel like life is leaving you behind?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Plight of The People is Carbon Tax
Though there are many issues in the world worse than an unjust tax, that does not mean we should ignore it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Through mine eyes as a child reviews
A rondel about life through the eyes of a younger you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Apathy reviews
Is there something out there worse then death? I think so.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Lost Eternity
Maybe it's wrong to give up that childish feeling of being imortal, who knows?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Life Is Not A Singular Idea
Several cinquains, haikus and tankas about several different things. From love to humanity to shattered dreams to parking lots and more.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Brown Eyes
A sestina for when the one you love doesn't love you quite enough. Or if they do, they love lies more.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Repetitions reviews
What do you get when you take a child and remove it's imagination? An adult.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
I Am Loneliness reviews
There are people in this world and there are emotions that effect them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Era of Grace reviews
Canadians are proud of their hockey players. A sonnet.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Weighing The Balance
Time happens, things change. In a hundred years many things change. The question is: are the changes good?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
On Growing Up reviews
We all grow up, but that doesn't mean we all enjoy it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007