Kannibal Klehmenteen
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Joined 01-25-07, id: 554355, Profile Updated: 11-23-08
Author has written 35 stories for Biography, Life, War, General, Love, General, Fantasy, and Mythology.

Welcome to the profile of the one and only, Klehmenteen, Writer and Student extrodinaire!

Klehmenteen is the way I spell it now. Its phoneticly spelled.

I hope you enjoy my stuff, because I enjoyed writing it.

Things You Should Know:

Junior year leads to less writing happening, and the delight of being on anti-depressants means that my emotional flow is being stopped by the meds. Sorry, kids.

About The Dedications:

They ususally don't know that the poems are dedicated to them...Or that they exist. In case you have read the poems and realize that you know the people I write too, please do not tell them. I am almost begging you. Those poems are kinda personal, and I'd appreciate it if the people never found out. Especially the sad ones. And the one to Molli. They wouldn't really understand...

Life Progress:

I have a smile. It has a name. :D

-Klehmenteen.

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Protection by tepid sponge bath reviews
I wrote this, of all things, while waiting for cheerdance class to start, while watching the UAAP I think men's volleyball games. I'm not sure if this really should fall under fantasy, but it was a mite too weird to go under romance.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Strong One by Musical Chica reviews
This poem to me is really true, even the Strong fall
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Queen of Paper Crowns by xbreezex reviews
the doors pulse with her beating fists, tearstreaked eyes, it's come to this... I'd love to know what you think
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Gasoline by illicitly yours reviews
It's all just a beautifully complex answer. A brutally swift kick to the head.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Perfection's Shadow by Kayley reviews
I am your rough copy. I exist in the professor’s red markered graffiti, 'Needs Improvement.' B, not an A. Minus, never plus. A decimal above average, and one step below brilliant.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
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Good Enough
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Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Love
Prostitution.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
The We reviews
There're a bunch of letters missing from the title. Between the w and the e are an r, an o and an h...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
GirlChild Goddesses reviews
A true story about how two goddesses became succubi.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008
A Downward Climb
Aren't parents awesome? And friends, too...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 11/22/2008
Sunshine reviews
Drugs. Hahhaa.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Wellbutrin
My thoughts about being on anti-depressants.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Broken
Beh. Read it...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Breathe
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Published: 5/28/2008
Requiem Hymn reviews
About a boy who messed with my head.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Joy and Joyousness reviews
A collection of limericks I wrote for class. The ones about books/movies are cited, sort of. They don't always follow the exact guidelines, but they're pretty close.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
The Leap
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Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 2/25/2008
Heaven and Hell
Who knows the truth? This one may turn into a collection, if I am further inspired...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 2/7/2008
The Sweat
My experience in the sweat lodge.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Pinioned reviews
Born with wings, but flightless.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Requiem to Vibrancy
A lovely poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Oh, It Is Love reviews
No, this is not the song by Hellogoodbye. But look at the bold.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Its not a want reviews
Its a war.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Addicted
Poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
I Don't Believe in Destiny reviews
Chance is an extrordinary boy with a strange power that he can't control. He returns to the land of his birth where a devastating plot, hundreds of years old, is set in motion. Follow Chance as he struggles to right the world. Bad summary?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007
Broken Wings
Ehh. Feeling a bit sad.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
School reviews
My lovely day at school.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2007
Growing Up reviews
About friendship and growing into different people.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007
Close to Heaven reviews
Me and the wind, racing against time.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Help Me Forget
All those elusive boycreatures...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Great War reviews
A story about school violence. Kinda creepy...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007
Rain Dance reviews
After a football game, running home with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
All the Pain You Take
About those people who you have to watch destroying themselves.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Always There
Its a poemriddle.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 2/1/2007
Untitled reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
To Become A Star reviews
The little girl died...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Broken Wondergirl
Boys. Who needs them?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 2/1/2007
April Tears
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Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 2/1/2007
Heartsong reviews
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007
The Adventures of Klehmenteen and Allisonsonla reviews
A true story about my friends and I.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete