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The Day I Stalked Him by
Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Essence of Blood by
Sixth reviews
Her beloved twin was betrayed and murdered,death onto the traitor would be too merciful.Once a prisoner,then a warrior,now an outcast,would love,trust and faith turn against her?Or was her appointed killer really her guardian?I return review favours!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,364 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007
Schnobgoblin Dentistry by
friend 49 reviews
Jenny was so excited for Wednesday- there were rumors they would get to eat cake all day, kill Dr. Schnobgoblin, and steal laughing gas. But the poor secretary was about to have the worst day of her life. In response to SKoW Challenge #25
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
On Writing FanFiction by
MeatLips reviews
I've been reading fan fiction for a number of years now. With this essay, I thought I would share what I consider to be the negative aspects of fan fiction in general, at least as it applies to stories based on anime or manga.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008
Cigarette by
paintedsummer reviews
It's very much about human addiction, and I tend to switch back and forth between the context of the word 'cigarette.' It's kinda hard to explain, so why not read it? Reviews are answered with Skittles and Love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
riot girl by
fluorescent youth reviews
expect your heart back when pigs fly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by
JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Pirate vs Ninja: Presidential Debate by
Faceless Pyrus reviews
We're all familiar with the modern debate of Pirates vs. Ninjas, but what happens when this conflict elevates to the most important battle of all, the presidential debate?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Billy's First Fiction by
Faceless Pyrus reviews
Billy wants to get involved in writing fiction. He begins his first work, but makes the mistake of writing with a backseat writer. The result is... well... this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Pianists Can't Sing by
Ashelin reviews
Do not judge by title! It isn't really about that, and I am not in any way stating tha people who play piano cannot sing. Just read the poem!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Cynic by
Nemonus reviews
Cynisism always reminded me of poison. Inspired by a lengthy flame-review given to a kid 's beginning formula story in the fantasy genre.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006
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Cynicism reviews
it drips onto what's left of my life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Inkstains reviews
Examination; noun; defined thus:
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Daisy Chains reviews
It's nostalgia, regret and forgotten summer sadness.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Drowning reviews
Your words drew blood. You went.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Sleep reviews
I measure bliss in shotglasses.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
From the Mind of an Opinionated Teenager reviews
7: GOAL! You might hail rants as badly worded outpourings of teenage angst, or find yourself nodding along and feeling glad to know that there is one sane teenager left in the world. Whatever your opinion, do read mine. You might, actually, enjoy them.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Lemons reviews
What if I don't like lemonade?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Alone reviews
I don't need your 'valentine'.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Salva Me reviews
The clock mimics cold sweat falling, ticktocktick. [poem]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
December reviews
The night's bleakness was meant only for lovers. [acrostic]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Pennies reviews
[STP] A loose collection of short stories and poems that were gathering dust at the bottom of my literary purse. [II: Oceans]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Tempest reviews
She'd always loved you bitterly and she chokes your tongue dry. [tanka]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
How to get Reviewed in Return: The Ultimate Guide reviews
Want to get reviews on your work? Sick of getting meaningless fluff when you want concrit in return? Always wanted to show that you CAN apply constructive criticism techniques? Stop banging your head on your desk: you've just seen the essay to help you!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
Your druglaced coffee must taste bitter. [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Valour reviews
Smile though your heart is breaking ... [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Revelation reviews
You neither get what you want, nor do you want what you get. [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Conflict reviews
What is life, if not a battle? [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
October reviews
How ironic that she only found compassion in her death. [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Rainbow reviews
I paint my face on in my mirror each morning. [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Corrugated Skies reviews
I can't answer you with words because you always asked the answers. [poem]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Memories reviews
If it is you left forever, why is it me who cries? [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Autumn reviews
Who would weep at summer's grave? [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Bitter reviews
Forbidden things taste bitter. [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
The Grey Generation reviews
It was your perfect fairytale ending ... so why do you cry? [You turned men into murderers, sent statistics to the slaughter]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Blank Paper reviews
Jumbled letters flow from illiterate fingers mind on anywhere but where they are minded. [why can a blank page mean next to anything?]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
My Innocent Killer reviews
I have a word that I control. [poem]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Nightfall reviews
If you have ever suffered bereavement or loss, you may be able to relate to this. [poem]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Façade reviews
[poem collection] Stolen glances, messed up chances ... [VII: When red roses symbolise love, why must red roses always die?]
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Windfall reviews
[alternate reality] Nobody knew how the camera had recorded that forbidden event, that small event [he was there, and he was her killer]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
School Life reviews
[UPDATED 17.04.07] Written for an upcoming competition. Concrit needed. [reedited and reviews needed]
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete