Cracked Butterfruithide bio
 Hi. Cracked Butterfruit grew up a while ago, emerging like a brain damaged moth from a cocoon of hyperactive hormonal adolescence. Maybe one day I will return with something more substantial, but for now, I have jetted off to make money. Thanks to everyone who enjoyed my stories. Sorry they're gone now. In retrospect, although a fantastic form of escapism, my stories were really quite rubbish. That doesn't go to say that I don't write anymore - I've just taken it up in the new form of angry, personal blogging. Many thanks again and lots of love, CButt |
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Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Danny by Mechanical Dolls reviews
Danny tastes like cigarettes, and me? I'm the rebound. [Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Secrets hidden in silence by Rayne Auster reviews
[COMPLETE] My name is Dimitri and I am mute, by choice. Silent to hide a secret black as night, silent to hide the taint upon my soul, the taint left by a serial killer. There is no redemption for me, no hope, no escape from the stain of my sins [MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Eraser by An Obsolete Girl reviews
All Ezra wants is for someone to ask why he's so pale and he's wearing sunglasses inside, not why he's carrying a pikachu plushie with him every where.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006
LostDreams f o r g o t t e nInnocence by blast off reviews
I'm not gay. Never was, never will be. Sending me to an all-guy school won't help any, but damnit, I just want to go home. It's all his fault, anyway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Me Robot, You Tarzan by My Neighbor's Leg reviews
Convinced he's a robot poised to take over the world, a 17 year old boy finds love in the very last place he expected to find it. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Hard Candy by Venustas iaceo reviews
[Slash ask before putting on c2] Uh oh! When Modest's father dies, he suddenly finds himself involved in the Russian mob, but to make matters worse he happens to be in love with the Don's son, Nikolai.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,855 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2006 - Complete
Lost Boys and Lies by Zebbie reviews
Daniel Green’s brain scorns reality, it seems to prefer Disney cartoons; he’s unimpressed. Institutionalised, half a ton of pills won’t stop his cat from talking to him and a teenage Peter Pan type turning up in his room just tops it off nicely. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
Slim Pickings Lead to Drastic Propositions by Ishtani reviews
Tyler Kimbal always gets what he wants no matter who is in his way. Too bad what he wants is me. MM Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,801 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
The Wrong Way by spacebunny reviews
YAOI. Is it still wrong to love someone they call your sibling even if you don't ever remember being related to them? Maybe so, but sometimes desire is blinding. Read With Caution
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,245 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2005
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Party and Play No More by Easy-Lucky-Free reviews
[MxM Slash, Drugs, Language] Spencer loves to PnP but Gaël wants more than a one night stand.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Nayslayre's Infamous Carnival by d'Neronique reviews
FINISHED. Inspired, David decides to host a suicide show in his basement. Things get weirder than he expects. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
The History of Southbrook Academy by American Schokolade reviews
SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,072 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
24th by Zakuyoe reviews
[Slash, oneshot]. I thought I knew how it felt. When I became the 24th, I learned how very wrong I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Gotcha! by Lost Again reviews
[MM] My sister drunkenly applies for a practical joke show named “Gotcha!” I agree solely to cause my father pain. I meet “Luci” who is very attractive, and either thinks the same about me or is just doing his job. And of course nothing goes as planned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
Yes, We're Open by Rock on an Ocean Shore reviews
[mm slash] People think it’s awesome being the candy shop owner’s son. Well yeah, you get discounts on fudge and toffee and truffles. But who likes chocolate when it’s not really sweet? [mm slash] [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Amends by Beautiful Midnight reviews
What do you do when your friend's only a ghost of who he used to be... literally? And he won't leave you alone until he makes amends... Well, besides wearing pants a lot more around the apartment, anyway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
In places least expected by princess max reviews
Carmine could hardly be considered innocent. But that was old news, anyway. mm
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,416 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
The Eiffel Tower by StarCounter reviews
Sebastian Étaîn and Paris Brien. Two of a kind, the boys've been friends for God knows how long. When Sebastian's girlfriend wants a break, Paris is there for him. But wait - what, exactly, is it that Paris is there for again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 177,569 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Homesick Abortion by d'Neronique reviews
mm I told my parents I was gay to get out of trouble. Everything else sort of fell into place. FINISHED
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Storm by Winterbridge reviews
It comes when you believe. [m/m, one-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2006
Generic Superheroes by vintage-thought-processes reviews
When you're young, bright-eyed, and ready to step out into the world, there's nothing like a gay kid to mess with your head. (M/M slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2006
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Wonderwall by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
[Complete] Brian isn't too thrilled with having to move to the middle of nowhere and attend boarding school, til he meets a group of friends and a boy he thinks could be the guy of his dreams. But love is never easy...Yaoi, MM slash, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,158 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Cynicism by Lost Again reviews
[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004
Gray Matter by d'Neronique reviews
Leon recognizes all too well the predictability of the world. Yet when the outside world becomes as illogical as his inside world, Leon displaces himself out of the realm of comfort, reason and legality to find reality. MM Done.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,292 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
nicotine by slip reviews
[slash] [underground universe] It's not necessarily an even trade, but it's something.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
First Person Perspective by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. An English assignment becomes much stranger as five teenagers find themselves at the centre of the murder story they chose to review. Trying to stop the killer, they find things aren't so black and white. COMPLETE!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003
Black Phoenix by Edana reviews
(slash, shounen ai) Syrian wakes up with a strange mark on his face and is haunted by the name of black phoenix. But with people after him & his father haunting him, there's only one person he can cling to: an ex-assassin who tried to kill him (COMPLETED)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,397 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 4/2/2002