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The first question people usually ask me concerns my username. What is consecotaleophobia? Some people say, it's not even a real word! What are you trying to pull off here? I merely respond: "It's the fear of chopsticks." If you don't believe me, then don't. It's your own world we're talking about here. Whether or not you think I'm lying, I don't care because it doesn't concern me at all.

After a great first impression I've just given you, I bet you're currently dying to know who I am. Guess what? Here you go.

Name: Ryan F.

Age: 20. Almost 21.

DOB: April 12, 1986.

College: Undisclosed information.

Favorite Movies: What can I say about this category? People say that a favorite movie can describe what the person is like. I don't think that's true for me. Find out for yourself and make your own assumptions about me.

-Black Hawk Down - Behind Enemy Lines - Munich - The Secret Gardener - Lord of the Rings: ROK - The Godfather I-III - Saw III - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Saving Private Ryan - Scary Movie I/II - Epic Movie - Little Miss Sunshine - United 93 - Flags of Our Fathers - Letters from Iwo Jima - Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Good Will Hunting - Mystic River - The Postman -

Favorite Television Shows:

-The Office - My Name is Earl - Lost - 24 - ER - House - Will & Grace - According to Jim - King of Queens - The West Wing - CSI - Law and Order: SVU/CI - Entourage - Monk - The Amazing Race - Survivor - Deal or No Deal - Mad TV - Saturday Night Live - Simpsons - Family Guy - South Park -


So now that you know enough about myself as a human, you should get to know me as a writer. On this account, "Stef" and I are making a collab story, which tells a story in a guy and a girl's point of view. Obviously, "Stef" will be writing the girl's, and I; the guy's. It's pretty much common sense. Get with the program.

Title, you're asking?


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Like Father, Like Son by Mad for Figs reviews
I had my life all figured out: graduate first in my class at community college, get the hell out of this town and never look back. So when I had a gun shoved in my face and was told that my home was being used as a command center for a group of mercenaries, I knew my life wouldn't be the same. It also didn't help that the boss's son seemed set on making my life hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,464 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 5/9/2006
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
K for Catcher: Rough Draft by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
The Demented Assassin by My Plaid Pants reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a cell in the highest protected prison in France and you can't even remember your own name? Well that's what this man has to deal with until he finds out what really got him stuck there.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Switcheroo reviews
[Ch 3] 'Until you've lived one day in my life, don't even think you know anything about me.' he says. So I did literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007