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Joined 01-29-07, id: 554876, Profile Updated: 06-30-11
Author has written 14 stories for Life, General, Young Adult, Romance, Humor, and Sci-Fi.

I've been inactive on this site for a while working on my longer projects and dealing with life crap. I may return sometime soon.

About me: I'm nineteen, live on the USA West Coast, and you can call me Kat. (Or Fran, if you're from the Revolution or the RG.) I've been writing since I was nine, but only started publishing five years ago on fanfiction.net before deciding to stick with original fiction.

My motto is a Dr. Seuss quote: "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

I would love feedback or opinions on any aspect of my writing (or my profile) and yes, that is just my way of review-mongering.

Ongoing stories:

A Hero's Journey- The sequel to Good Against Evil. The second in the Storyteller's Chronicles trilogy. Also written for NaNoWriMo. IN THE EDITING PROCESS

Good Against Evil- My NaNoWriMo story, will be severly edited before being posted. An ordinary woman and a villain's minion consider whether they are really "good" and what that means. A child tells this story to her grandfather. The first in a series. IN THE EDITING PROCESS

Stories on hold: Quirky, Luck's got Nothing to do With It, Heads or Tails Trilogy. These stories may be finished someday in the future, but I doubt it'll be anytime soon.

The profile will be updated a little more as I continue writing. Happy readings!

-The Freak

EDIT: 12/9/09: I'm debating whether the Heads or Tails series should be entire discontinued. Right now, it's going to remain online, in all its unedited, horrific glory. Meanwhile, I'm focusing on the sequel to Good Against Evil, A Hero's Journey, and also on my Untitled one. I may continue to post introspective oneshots as I continue.

EDIT: 3/22/09: Coming up Tails is complete. I am also going on hold for a while to participate in ScriptFrenzy and get my real life in order. When I return, I will edit Tails, move towards posting Good Against Evil, and work on either Untitled or Room 3, neither of which will be posted before I finish writing them.

EDIT: 6/30/11: I'm editing a lot of my old works and working on a few novels that I may attempt to publish sometime in the near-ish future. I'm also translating a few of my previous works into Spanish. If you would like a Spanish-language version of anything I have posted here, PM me! You may see some Spanish or English short stories up here in the next few months.

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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
The Melody of Love by I-think-therefore-I-am reviews
Ceri is the girl who thinks it's her mission in life to save everybody but herself. Caden is the messed up boy who always seems to be there to save her. She thinks they solely coexist. He,well,he has always been in love with her. DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Tomfoolery by Nonsensically reviews
Tomfoolery: noun. 1. foolish behavior. [See: Carmichael, Jason.] Fun, funny, charming, and irresistable Jason Carmichael. His mischievous ways caught me offguard and full force. Literally. And, try as I might, I just can't seem to stay away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,801 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
Classroom by Confunded Mistress reviews
Camille Hollander doesn't want to be in Tech Found her freshman year. But when she meets the class rebel, the quiet girl, the politically incorrect sleaze, and the hypocrite, Tech Found becomes a lot more interesting...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Cupid Has Bad Aim by PigeonRat reviews
I had the perfect boyfriend, the perfect grades, and the somewhat perfect life… And then twin brothers Charles and Ian just had to enter in the picture. God damn it Cupid, don't you know how to aim!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Smite Button by Not Dead Fred reviews
Just a random drabble about smiting people. Not for the humorless.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Lost in Love by fredtheflyingfish reviews
On hiatus. It's pretty hard to be locked in a building with eight people, with the only way to get out falling in love. It's even harder when everyone has a secret, and each secret seems to be more complicated than the next.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,992 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
The Thirteenth Skull by Elizabeth Stanton reviews
An ancient weapon is rediscoverd by a man driven by greed and power. To stop him a rag tag bunch must come together to save life as the universe knows it. But they might just save themselves in the process.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
Death by PJtheHatted reviews
Armageddon has arrived, and Death is having trouble rounding up humanity. COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A little bit of Recreational Time Travel by PJtheHatted reviews
The protagonist travels forward in time a few hours, to meet himself. COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Love And All That Nonsense by forgedcomplexity reviews
A mock premarital agreement. Satire mostly. "BE IT KNOWN that from this day, the two parties enlisted agree to abide by all legalistic bindings of time, space and that guy with the pointy arrow...."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
November by I-Wuv-Muffins reviews
A poem about love in youth with a sweet, light tone. More of a focus on rhythm and rhyme than anything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Broken Princess by I-think-therefore-I-am reviews
Nobody can save everybody. Once in a while you have to rely on somebody else, before you break down. This is a love song about a boy who tells this to his 'broken princess'. Please RR
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
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Used to
What you get used to while the world ends around you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Coming up Tails reviews
When a teenager's brain is found to contain an object that came from another planet, her life changes forever, and she is forced to question everything she had taken for granted before... including her own humanity. Formerly Freakshow Now complete!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,948 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
A Wish for the New Year reviews
A very happy 2009 to all of you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
The Most Freaking Symbolic Story Ever reviews
A story with lots of symbolism. Short and pointless, except as an exercise in writing with symbolism.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Crazy reviews
Written as part of an unposted story. A character going crazy, but what does she see?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Lavender Snow reviews
Two strangers meet on a snowy day, and a little girl's wish comes true in an odd way.One-shot
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Quirky reviews
If forced to describe her life in one word, she'd say it was quirky. And then she'd want to know why only one word could be used, and debate whether or not Y is really a letter. And you'd wonder... was she describing her life or herself? Rating changeable
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
Luck's Got Nothing To Do With It reviews
Aida didn't believe that the curse on her country would be broken someday. She didn't believe her friends would understand about the curse that a mirror had left on her. And she didn't believe that either curse would end in time to save her life ON HOLD
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,457 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
An April Fool's Day Carol reviews
It's April Fool's Eve, and Ebenezer Jones is playing the Scrooge. Watch as he's visited by the Ghosts of April Fool's Day Past, Present, and Future, and witnesses the chaos that is the first holiday of April. Based on a true story. Not.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Statistical Improbabilities reviews
With six point six billion people on the planet, how is one expected to fall in love? It's not logical, it doesn't fit with the statistics. It doesn't make sense. It just happens. Short and sweet. Oneshot. ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Let it Snow reviews
A light fluffy piece about snow. Can be interpreted as romance or friendship, just people enjoying the snow. Oneshot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Scariest Thing reviews
The scariest thing you've ever seen, even when movies don't count, is pretty scary. An innocent, teasing question brings up painful memories of a moment in childhood surrounded by fear. Rated for safety. Oneshot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Two People who Hate Each Other A Lot reviews
How long can you hate someone? As two people are about to find out, forever. How long can you hate someone without it hurting you? Ah, now that's an interesting question... COMPLETE! [Not a romance]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Undercurrent reviews
My first post on this site. A poem about friendship, forgiveness, and the undercurrent of tension that rests underneath it all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
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