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Joined 01-29-07, id: 554900, Profile Updated: 01-07-13
Author has written 8 stories for General, Nature, Politics, School, Love, General, and Humor.

Quote of the Moment: "Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it." - Garrison Keillor

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Best Laid Plans of Love and Lust by roguespirit reviews
What if you could sense whether someone loves you or merely lusts for you? Well I do have that gift, and it's not as great as you think it is; not for me anyway.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
The Student Bible by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,096 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
63 Ways To Write A Short Story by i lost my name reviews
I always knew that one day I would find a good side to procrastinating ...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Complete
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My Cat's Poem reviews
My cat,being her philosophical philanthropic self,decides to share with us humans the secret to life. a simple poem, that i was able to get out of her with a promise of catnip. :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013
Little Dove reviews
The scars we bear are permanent. Harsh. but we can choose to forget them. we try to heal and to learn to love life once more. Sometimes. Pain is too much for tender hearts to bear. M for Mature Themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Feelings of reviews
how elation from love makes one feel
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Often the Skies, they gloriously shining reviews
A poem celebrating the glories of love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
To School reviews
Run to school... the mundane life of a student
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Epigram of the lonely Hale and Hearty reviews
A poem about Bush and Healthcare.. I believe, I wrote it a while ago.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Haiku reviews
rustling vegetable waiting for the hefty weight of the water pail
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
My Museless Musings
And the heads bent over crowded pages implant ideas, thoughts and in little time the pompous pages and pen are poured upon with their musings"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete