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Update: Ughhh. Life does continue whether you want it to or not.

Quotes:

"Hard work pays off later but procrastination pays off now." -
"Life is so tough that none of us makes it out alive." - Dennis Maloney
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group." -
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions." - Joey Adams
"Statistics are no substitute for judgment." - Henry Clay
"The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination." - Tommy Lasorda
"The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence." - Denis Waitley
"Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were." - George E. Bergman
"Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do." - Edgar Degas
"Correction does much, but encouragement does more." - Goethe
"When all else fails, read the instructions." - Agnes Allen
"Discoveries are often made by not following instructions, by going off the main road, by trying the untried." - Frank Tyger
"Educations purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one." - Malcolm S. Forbes
"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it." - Robert A. Heinlein
"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right." - Moliere
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?" -
"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." -
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity." -
"Anyone who uses the phrase 'esay as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." -
"People are more violently opposed to fur that leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." -

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Playing House Series by JulianneHannes reviews
I had my first kiss and lost my virginity all in the same night. I'm worse than Jillian, beyond that. Oh my god, I slept with my best friend's brother, who's my sister's boyfriend. Me, a camper, slept with my camp counselor. If anyone finds out, I'm dead.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 167,663 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2005
Free Fall by EeeNAce reviews
Rynne Hartley is the daughter of the notorious town whore. Hayden Winters is Winsley High's idolized senior who wants nothing more than to break her apart the same way her mother broke apart his world. It's a game of revenge and everyone's playing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
One Step Away reviews
What would you do for love? Plan an elaborate scheme and insist you're not crazy? Am I really that crazy for love? Yes, yes I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete