"Hey there, attractive man. I love the way your thighs bulge out of your pants.

Your smile is so soft and refined - -

Even with that tooth sticking out from the side."

UPDATED September 15, 2010

Hello, Crocodile Machine here.

Yes, I died.

Yes, I was reincarnated

Yes, I'm cooler than ever.

Life just kinda happened and things died. I plan to come back to the old stuff every once in a while, but I'm going to focus mainly on one story at a time. Just so you know.

Likes: Music, singing, dancing, art (especially the messy kind!), and phoenixes. Phoenixi.

Dislikes: Pluralizing the names of mythical creatures. Phoenix, Cyclops, whatever. Hypocrisy. And people who nitpick over what was CLEARLY a typo. You know who you are.

The pieces I have up are pretty cool. Here's their summaries and such.

Miss Missy - IN-PROGRESS, HARD CORE

Update - Got some bad writers block. But as of 19/15/10 I had an amazing dream about me being kidnapped and ... geez. Inspired again!!

This is my baby. Like how I was obsessing over Captain Orion for a while, Miss Missy is my new baby. Miss Missy Reid is her name and right as a romance she's dreamed of starts to bud, she's snatched away by a kidnapper. I'm not putting much more detail out yet, since we're not that far in the story (it's still teething...). So you'll just read and wait for more awesomeness. Its... uhm... turning out more gruesome than anticipated. It started out with a T rating but I'm moving it to M just cuz of the violence and sexual content. But it's NOT smut, don't come to me looking for that waste of pixels.

Love These Screams - HIATUS
Based on a dream. Kinda odd... On Hiatus, at least until I'm settled with Captain Orion v2.0.

The Treasure Box - COMPLETE
This is the story of my childhood, when I first tasted death. It's a sad story, and I can promise that if you have a heart at all, you will cry. By the way, the girl is about five or six, but doesn't know death because she's sheltered. I've had some people ask about that, so there you go. Please, if you read nothing else I've written, read this. In loving memory of Eva Colleen Isakson, wife, mother, and perfect grandmother. PS - The girl Michelle represents did not actually die. She is alive and physically well, though she has emotional problems, as every teenager does. Take a bit of comfort in that knowledge if you need to - my intent was never to cause sorrow in death.

Captain Orion v2.0 - HIATUS
The original died. It just wasn't moving the right way... a little slow. So I edited what is up of the original and condensed it to one chapter. Yeah, the chappies may look a little long, but I like dialogs. So that takes up a few lines, you know? It's about Mairi Bucklin, who moves from the middle of nowhere to NYC, meets a Scottish dancer (I love me some athletic Scotsmen!), and there's a lot of turmoil in their relationship. A good story, to me, is two or three tragedies and one 'happy ending'. COv2.0 definitely qualifies. You'll see. This is the story that I'm hoping to make my long-term masterpiece.

Really jonesing for one of my hiatus stories to have another chapter? Let me know. You have no idea how a simple 'BRING IT BACK!!' would push me.

Please read and review!

Love always,
Crocodile Machine