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Author has written 34 stories for Song, Romance, Haiku, General, Friendship, Love, Humor, School, Life, Biography, Religion, and General.

Call me Cielle (C.L.).

If you haven't picked up from the French feminine suffix already, I'm femelle.

I've been consistently writing a variety of prose and poetry since I was ten.

My poetry is gradually moving away from adolescence.

Sydney is a chill place to live in, but I wanna see Europe.

Agnostic atheism suits me very nicely.

I'm queer.

INTP, 5w4 sx/sp, RCUEI, true neutral (whoever gets all of this is awesome).

Philosophy has permanently screwed up my thought process.

I dig sci-fi and speculative fiction, including slice of life.

Classic/hardcore punk, alternative rock, classic rock, blues rock, dance, DnB, indie, plain ol' blues and jazz or a fusion, it's all good.

Any fellow Browncoat is entitled to a high-five. Or Tropers. Or followers of fandoms that I follow.

I'm legal, but I don't feel any different.

Constructive criticism is yummy, so gimme. Reviews make my day.

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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
When only outlaw country will do by nickyO reviews
high-lonesome feeling
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
It's Broadway, Baby by milkthepanda reviews
Slash. Poetry-saga. It's when somehow the actor and musician end up together. There is no business like show business, baby.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
Older Than Me, Younger Than You by remonrime reviews
9 yr. old Rachel discovers love for the first time... well not really. When a boy with black nail polish and a scene haircut moves in next door, trouble ensues. He's sadistic, eccentric, and 4 years older. Talk about hate-hate relationships. Warning: Dark
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,265 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2006
Universal Eulogy by Blessen Child reviews
Who really deserves your pity, your sorrow?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Cigarette by William G. Thorne reviews
I promised a few people I would write this, so here it is... My idea of a Love Poem :
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
a sonnet for the brokenhearted by violet reflections reviews
and the inevitability of our gory fights
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Collectibles by Thornton reviews
Some one-night stands just aren't worth the hassle. m/m Slash flash fiction
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
She is a lady, I'm the tramp by Renana reviews
Because there's a distinct difference between classy and trashy
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Wikipedia and WebMD by ephemeral dance reviews
She'll adjust her skirt and talk about Freud. You’ll get a shitload of medication and I hope you take it all at one time. Because I’m sick of seeing your perfect face around my house. Rated for gratuitous amounts of bad language, sexual nonsense, etc.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Outskirts by Snowgoose reviews
Settlements have sprung up among the ruins of oldworld cities in a post-apocalyptic landscape. They rely on salvaged technology to survive. Unfortunately, the only places to acquire it are infested with the undead...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Heaven is a Dump by J.Wilde reviews
Who knew Lucifer left Heaven cause everyone was trashing it?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Every Day Is A Struggle by NearlyPrescient reviews
A bit vulgar; a short story that features my two nameless characters. Credit goes to Senses Fail for the title.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Heart by crazyfirefly reviews
You could say, I’m in the market for a heart...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
the beauty of nature by stained blue reviews
o3; july is not anything like freedom.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
The Exploding Ant by L.B. Dale reviews
Working graveyard hours at the hospital, Nurse Hannah is assigned a snarky male patient who suffers from alcohol poisoning. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Don't Stress by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
Ever try being straight?" "Can't say that I have...ever try being gay?" MxM Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Bruised Butterfly Lips & Fuck, Fuck, Fuck by stained blue reviews
best friends forever; and it's so easy to lose someone these days.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Green Hall by American Schokolade reviews
slash They might have loved each other for more than the Green Hall, if only they could.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Age Old Question by Adenil reviews
How do I look?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Locket by Chocolate and Lies reviews
“You’re unusual,” he snorted and laughed, replying dryly, “Yeah, well I’m not the one wearing a Disney Princess locket, am I?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Everything Zen by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
You spend every day of your sick, sad, idealistic preteen life praying for that one man who'll sweep you off your feet with all the right lines, all the right moves, complete with the perfect soundtrack. And you get it. Question is, do you still want him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Narc's Laws of Fictionpress by Narc reviews
Please don't review this story RG/RM people! My thoughts on posting fiction on fictionpress. This is entirely my opinion, so please don't take too seriously.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
I Ran With Scissors by lollipops.talk.to.me reviews
I ran with scissors... and lived.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Empty Apartment by munchiekins reviews
Liar liar, pants on fire. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Smokers' Cough by Stella Grimshaw reviews
My Oxygen is slightly polluted.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
I'll Drink to That by these travels reviews
can you break your own rules?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
28 Days by Tetelestai reviews
I see pictures of you now; with aviators hiding your eyes, a can of beer in one hand, a girl in the other. And I can’t seem to figure out how I ever fit in with your life. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Hot Coco by Melly57 reviews
I was no knight in shinning armor. I could not slay the dragon and I could not bring about change. I was left in wasted miracles and hopes because actions eluded me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Fire and Frost by Myrika reviews
She soars towards him on the summer winds. He glides towards her on the winter storms. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
The Leaves Are Changing Color by ConvenientParking reviews
but I still think you're a bitch
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Chance Nancy by DUI on Christie Road reviews
After an encounter with local band Chance Nancy, Jolie finds that her life has been completely changed. From living with the bassist, John, to discovering who her friends really are, Jolie faces a new world filled with life and a true love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,737 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005
Angstyemoghostmuffinneedle by Raven Darkglaive reviews
Watch her as she paces the room…
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
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sorelle
sisters.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Sean
you should wear that leather jacket more often.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
chlorination reviews
my pool or yours?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
surrender reviews
'cause it tickles and feels good at the same time.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
starcross'd shit reviews
when Romeo grew up.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
Ninth Circle reviews
"oh, i'm gonna go to the Special Hell."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Busking reviews
I'd like to hold you in sustain / on these out of tune strings...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
C4H10 reviews
I was never in love with a smoker.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
a toast to you reviews
love is feral and i’m a dying breed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
roleplaying reviews
gotta love a man in uniform.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
chicks reviews
girls are like birds constantly squawking.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Dante and the Grasshopper reviews
Caught in the inferno / Got burned, burned, burned
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Apple Crumble reviews
"I've been called many things," he starts, grinning. "Bastard, motherfucker, cunt-eating faggot, but never beautiful." slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
smash reviews
your face
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Ode to Atheism reviews
Repent, oh you dirty theist!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Jack reviews
i want to fuck an english guy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
You Only Get to Live Twice reviews
I was never born-again. Hell, I wasn’t ever even born.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Untitled for Your Convenience reviews
You just love being in a mutually abusive relationship.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Versatile reviews
“He has a thing for me, ‘cept I have a thing for his roommate, Lucas, but…” she trails off, creasing her eyebrows. ”He’s gay. For James. But he still likes females…” She stays contemplatively silent before smiling wryly. ”I’m competing against a guy.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
Thursday Afternoon reviews
Nature must’ve been mocking her.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
therapy recommendation reviews
yes, it's supposed to leave you dissatisfied and empty
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Scarlett reviews
She was his little plaything until his knife found its way into her eye.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Sidetracking reviews
A bitch stares at a nerd in the library. Paranoia ensues.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Butterfly reviews
…aimlessly clutching at empty air.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Mr Smartass reviews
It was Valentine’s Day. Ignoring the enlarged ‘SMOKING CAUSES PERIPHERAL VASCULAR DISEASE’ that was slapped onto the packet alongside a gruesome image of a gangrenous foot, he took out his box of Marlboro Reds and lit one with a disposable.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Harbour reviews
“What do you think of humanity?” It was a stupid question. Of course, he answered it anyway, in his own sardonic self.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Let's Be Friends reviews
that boy was special.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Son of a Gun reviews
i fell in love with his voice and riffs.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Isabelle reviews
she wears plaits all the time.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
DUI on Memory Lane reviews
He took me on car trips to nowhere whenever he got depressed… no, depressed doesn't sound right.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Saccharin reviews
“Do you know what our relationship is like? At first, it’s hundreds of times sweeter than freaking sugar, and… and then it just leaves this bitter aftertaste like… well… saccharin.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Religion is for Loners reviews
My imaginary friend thinks he's better than any of your imaginary Gods.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Spectacles reviews
Four-eyes, four-eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Ex Friends with Benefits reviews
I'll take you on a ride down memory lane. Let's hope that the car doesn't break down, or we'll end up in the backseat again, windows down.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete