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Author has written 3 stories for General, and Life.

I'm not going to outright say my name because, if you're clever, you can figure it out by my penname.

He Woke Me Up Again by Sufjan Stevens

He was, he was in the churchyard.
My father was in the first part.
He came, he came to my bedroom
but I was asleep.
And he woke me up again to say:

Halle Halle Hallelujah
Holy Holy is the sound.

And I hope, I hope you are tired out.
And I know, I know there is joy endowed.
But I was asleep,
And he woke me up again,
And he woke me up again to say...

Hold on, hold on to your old ways
Or put off, put off every old face.
And I know, I know you are changed out.
And I hope, I hope you're arranged out.
But I'm still asleep
And you woke me up again.
And I'm still asleep
But you woke me up to leave


Dear Viewer Of My Profile (fondly known as VOMP),

I honestly don't see why I should write something about myself here. Truthfully, I don't think any of you really care what I look like, how old I am, what my personality is like, what my friends are like, what my blood type is, the number of times I've reread books for the heck of it, what my favorite food is, that I only drink orange/strawberry/banana or pineapple juice, that I randomly bake cookies or cupcakes, what my middle name is, what my dog's middle name is,or anything else about my life. In fact, I doubt any of you care that I'm quirky, have a slight commitment problem, have Tourette Syndrome, like to dye my hair different shades of red or black, only like to paint my nails so I can chip the polish off, love Jesus Christ, run track, play field hockey because it's a kick butt sport, can't analyze literature even though I should know how since I'm in AP English, go to a Catholic school even though I'm Baptist, don't swear and flinch when others do, hate the show That's So Raven (for obvious reasons) but laugh when people sing me the theme song, and listen to Sufjan Stevens when I'm writing. So there's no point in saying anything in this profile.

From me,

IQN

To anyone who needs a beta, I'm available for that. I'd prefer the story to be a romance, but I don't mind if the other genres. PM me any time.

Cheers.

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Mafias are Good at Keeping Secrets by stephy151 reviews
Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Dancing with the Devil by MadameLeQueen reviews
Get accepted to a college and everyone is happy: her boyfriend and parents. But Persephone Smoke doesn't have the exact necessities to go to college. She sells her soul to Hades, the God of the Underworld for wisdom. But he crave for more.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Horrorscape II by candid reviews
He lost to her once and it nearly consumed him. Now, it's time for another game. And this time, he won't let her go so easily. Val's not just fighting for her friends' lives this time: She's fighting for her own, too. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Neverland: Forsaken Dreamscape by Lani Lenore reviews
An original tale based on the story of Peter Pan - soon to be a series. A corrupted world begs for a savior, but its one hope might also be its biggest threat.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/15/2002
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
How, Why, and What? by SingingSorrows reviews
Cathy seems to be invisible, but when she ticks off the school bully and has to run for life through the crowded halls, she ends up running into Ash, the hottest guy in school. So what happens then? Does he look through her, or at her? T:for stuff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Project Ashley by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
He wanted my best friend to fall in love with him so he sought my help. Then why, may I ask, does he pay more attention to me than to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Glass by Mazkeraide reviews
COMPLETE. Beauty and the Beast retelling. When a selfish prince makes a bad decision, his entire staff suffers. Years later, a young woman affected by the same curse arrives at his castle to break the spell. Can she save him and break the curse on herself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,409 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Drowning Lessons by S. White reviews
Jill's quiet life in Astoria is interrupted when a new student moves to town who has a secret that could throw her normal life back into disarray. And she is falling for him fast, only to realize he is not wholly human. Warning: Vampire Fic. Please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,289 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
Tomfoolery by Nonsensically reviews
Tomfoolery: noun. 1. foolish behavior. [See: Carmichael, Jason.] Fun, funny, charming, and irresistable Jason Carmichael. His mischievous ways caught me offguard and full force. Literally. And, try as I might, I just can't seem to stay away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,801 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
The Thing about Guardian Angels by found.eventually reviews
“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
In My Own Words by found.eventually reviews
“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
The Black Beast by Shot Glass reviews
When seventeen year old Annabelle leaves her home in America to watch her Grandmother's cottage in England, she expects a relatively peaceful summer. But what will happen when the dog, Winston, proves to be more human than she imagined?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007
Till Death Do Us Part by WesternSky reviews
Inside the mind of a woman on her wedding day marrying for all the wrong reasons and why one wrong reason is reason enough. Very brief oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/29/2004
Killed Because She Knew Too Much Math by Evil-Toothpaste reviews
The Girl Who Learned to Do Math and Was Killed Because She Knew Too Much
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2002
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The Crack reviews
Mirror, Mirror on the wall...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Of Dates and Zippers reviews
Derek has loved Rosalie ever since he saw her back in Freshman year. In his senior year now, the Snowball Dance is the perfect opportunity to ask her out. What will happen? A story in exactly one hundred words Excuding the title. Read and Review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Doorway reviews
Look into the mind of an unnamed girl with schizophrenia. This is the world through her eyes. Please Review. Inspired by Evanescence's Imaginary.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete