Something I never would have known
Not knowing knowledge never enobles
All her ideas were like smoke rings, I had to know things
She was a tangle of questions

How many eggs make up a pound?
How many ears of corn in the niblets?
I was a person who would censor "Pee Wee's adventures"
She was exceedingly liberal

And we fell in love
And the sunshine shone from the sunshine above
Fell in love, whole loaf love

Try not to think while you're inside
Just keep your wide eyes wide wide open
I made a meal of the lighting, this was exciting
We had a real urban drama

She always said it again
Just when she'd said it, that's when she'd say it (how's that again?)
She said my pasta was delicious, but repetitious
That kind of thing made me crazy

And we fell in love
And the sunshine shone from the sunshine above
Fell in love, whole loaf love

Take a look around, the sun has gone down
And I've had a good time, have you had a good time?
I've loved without loss, I've put down my cross
You know what I know, an' I'm goin' go

She set my schoolhouse on fire
Down in the fire the angels were singing
Notice a beautiful fire heavenly choir
Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...oo...

--lyrics (C) Moxy Früvous

I am contradiction incarnate.
Therefore, I really don't think I fit into any stereotypes. Which is good and bad. And when it is bad I refuse to use the stupid excuse of "nobody understands me."
I'm a geek who tries really hard not to care what other people think.