Kairi Uzeniba
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Joined 02-09-07, id: 556304
Author has written 8 stories for Love, General, Haiku, and Life.

I'm not gonna say any important information, I'm not that stupid. With all the online predators goin' around, anyone's a target.

However, I can say other stuff, but not much.

If you want a really long, detailed profile, click this link or copy it into your browser:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~kairiuzeniba

It's my fanfiction profile.

I focus mainly on poetry, but occasionally stories. But seriously, poetry is 90 percent of stuff I read and write on fictionpress.

Here's the news. It makes no sense!

News:

McMuffin O'Donald married YOUR FACE.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (All the time!! lol)

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

~Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Hell yea!)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser

~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you like these profile things, but hate chainletters, put this on your profile.

I need to spend more time here on fictionpress, but I'm really busy with fanfiction right now! I'll try as hard as I can to come here often. Arigato, minna! (thank you everyone)

Profile Updated:

7/27/07

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Groupings by Ariel of Wonderland reviews
Since I have quite a few haiku, I decided I'd just post them all in one title and add to them.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Conceited by smile for the sunshine reviews
[shut up...I can't take it anymore.]
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Valour by life on rewind reviews
Smile though your heart is breaking ... [haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Does he hear me call? by Mel-Dog Moody reviews
A poem about longing for a secret crush and the fear of rejection.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Car Accident by parkabbey reviews
Selfexplanitory
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Autumn by Crimson Ara reviews
A haiku I did for a school project and I think it came out quite well.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
I'm With You by Kuso.Girl reviews
Summary inside....Generally a love poem that I wrote.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Bathtub Longing by Kazuki Mishima reviews
This is five haiku stanzas about a wandering mind in the bathtub.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Learn to Fly by a silenced revolution reviews
No time for joy when one's trying to find a way and meaning in life's twisting maze. [Rhyming]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Haikus by RainbowHearts reviews
4 Haikus. They aren't really related to each other.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Alice's Guide to Life by EmilyAlice10 reviews
A monologue about a girl who knows she can make the world a better place, but lacks the ability to speak her heart. This isn't really a play or a story or a poem, it's just thoughts. I don't need reviews telling me they don't agree or flames. Just listen.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
How I Know by a silenced revolution reviews
You've asked me why several times before. Finally, I have found the answer.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Morbid Shadows by a silenced revolution reviews
Who's to blame for the loss of colour? [Tanka]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Quick Quick by Rebellion Author reviews
a poem about a leaf.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Lost in Black and Grey by a silenced revolution reviews
Only with you did I ever see in colour.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Flower child by new-moongirl reviews
I am a hippie. I believe in peace and love, and all that stuff. I am a peacemaker. It’s what I do. Yeah. Me and my happy peace loving ferrets.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Ten Birds by Azzandra reviews
Ten lovely birds, Sitting on a wire...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Revelation On The Beach by Suraya Khan reviews
A walk on the beach reveals the passion a man has for his friend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Reaching Up by Ravenhart reviews
Rating is to cover my own backside. Reaching out to someone you love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Crush by VanillaOreo reviews
You are more than just any other guy to me. You are very special, and the most special one to me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Exploding Pumpkins by a silenced revolution reviews
bright neon orange
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
L'histoire de Fromage by LaLaManfro reviews
[The Story of Cheese]. This is a short melodrama about a man and his dairy products.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
States by boys kiss girls reviews
A series about the different states I've visited. They're about my experiences within them. Various haiku formats. [Complete!]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Someday Someday by Samara Mabelli reviews
Someday i'll find myself between exotic flowers' perfumes
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
You by an emo goth reviews
I see the guy that i knew i loved, I saw him with another girl, He wasn't mine so i coundn't complain, but deep inside i felt the pain.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
at all by it's not your fault reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Sock It To me by dog.obsessed reviews
This was a joke between my sister and i but then I made it into a funny story. Hope you like it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Husband and Wife by George Pen reviews
This is just a commical summary of what I think of my brother and his wife's marrige. he he
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
If I Told You I Loved You by DREAMINGofLIFE reviews
If I Told You I Loved You...what would you say?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2004
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Various Haiku reviews
See title. Every time I think of new haiku, I'll post it here. Please R&R!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
In the Way
I'm just in the way. Sad poem about my broken heart. R&R, please.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
NearEndless Void reviews
We all experience it sooner or later. And I don't mean puberty. R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Something reviews
I love him. Probably because of that special something. [The title actually has to to with the poem] Please R&R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Scream reviews
This is how I feel when I get stressed. R&R, plese.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
The Train reviews
True story. This happens to me pretty often. R&R please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Your Kiss reviews
How would your kiss feel? Fluffy love poem. Happy Valentine's Day!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
What is Love? reviews
What is love? This is how I picture it. R&R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete