Le Chat de la Lune
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AAARRGG!! People...What are you and who are you doing??!!
*coughs sheepishly*
Well, since you took *SOOO* much effort to come and see me I *suppose* I had better enlighten you on the joys of Miss Le Chat de la Lune...

NAME: Le Chat de la Lune, (AKA: Midge, Fliboing, K.H or Your Highness...I wish..)

AGE: I hath commeth upon the noble age of 16 summers on the last day of each waning year. Please send present.

LIKES: Anime, Anne Rice , annoying Siblings ,Apple pie flavoured ice-cream ,bangles ,biting random people ,cat collars ,chocolate, drag queens ,dragons, drawing, elves ,faeries, fangs ,bondage clothes ,fantasy ,friends ,gothic stuff ,girls with dark eyeliner, Harry Potter , wasting my life on the internet , strawberry flavored jelly , jelly lollies , laughing hysterically ,Lord of the Rings, Legolas, morbidness ,Orlando Bloom, playing with fire ,pointy objects ,purple , Rocky Horror Picture show ,savage garden, scaring people ,shopping, singing out of tune ,slash fanfiction, Spiders, Lord of the Rings,sparkly objects ,Stevie Nicks ,Vampyres, Wicca , Furry angel wings.

HATES: Homophobia, Narrow mindedness, Sprouts, Orange things, Liquorice, Lemmings (ie: Townies, preps, valley girls etc), People who diss Harry Potter without having read it, Nelly, Tupac, Ignorance,Rude people, Small children, Wannabe Goths/Mansonites, Fluff Bunny Wiccans, Avocado, Sexism, Racism, Garage Music, Christina Aguilera, Ali G, Male Chauvanists, Politicians, shallow people, fashion magazines, Wasps, Big Dogs, Rats.

LOCATION: Perth Western Australia

RANDOM STUFFAGE: Vertically challenged bisexual Neo Pagan with a strange addiction to Anne Rice and Jelly Lollies. Bounces a lot. The shortest person in her social group despite being one of the oldest. Cannot sit still more than ten minutes without fidgeting. Several altar egos.
Wishes to become World dictator or Art teacher. Not yet decided. Not so secretly worships The Vampire Lestat, Legolas Greenleaf/Orlando Bloom and the comic book guy from the Simpsons. Is convinced that Chickens are evil and out to get her.

HARRY POTTER: Just about anything not involving Snape, Cho or Hagrid. Have a particular fondness for Harry/Draco.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Simple - Legolas/Aragorn and Sam/Frodo.

FAVORITE QUOTE: "We are the people our parents warned us about"
"Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a teacosy - does not try it on."
-Billy Connolly.

Things I've Learned From Practicing Wicca by Semjaza reviews
Yes, I know, it's about WitchCraft, not Wicca, but the title is staying. Basically my failures in WitchCraft, the notes of a fumbling pagan; you might even call it an advice column:) Maybe I'll add a 2nd chapter to explain some stuff... Please R+R.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003