HEY! This is j-flo saying wat up. _ welcome 2 my page.

I would greatly appreciate it if you would read some of my poems and short stories. Don't forget to review!!

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I have decided to put some info on my page because it looks pretty bland.

Me:I'm in college. My fave subjects are math (when it makes sense) and spanish (when i have a fun teacher). English and science is okay and social studies is just horrid. It shall be put to death. j/k. I am semi blind due to the fact that i wear glasses and without them i wouldnt be able to see your face with you standing in front of me. Pathetic, but its all my dad's fault.

Hobbies: I LOVE to read, write, hang with my friends and watch disney animated films. you know like Beauty and the Beast or Mulan. Another thing I like to do, excuse me, what i am known to be is random. Shall I show you?

Random things you can say to your butter me jellies, that's your friends in case your wondering.

1. I like chicken in my coffee.

2. The dinosuar is pink because he dranked pepto bismal.

3. Jen ate a grape and it came out her foot.

4. Easy peesy lemon squeezy with some cheesy on the side!

Ten things you can do when you're bored:

1. Count the tiles on the ceiling.

2. Undress a banana in your mind (and if you see boxer shorts or a bra you're doing it right).

3. If you are in a quiet room shout out a completely irrelevant and random word: QUACK! for example.

4. Stare at a person (it's better if it's a complete stranger) and wait for their reaction.

5. Sing to your shoes. It makes them happy and it shows your appreciation.

6. Play an entire episode of your favorite tv show in your head. It's okay, go ahead and laugh at the funny parts.

7. On your cell phone (if you own one, if not...sigh so sorry for you) record a funny song and ill it with weird noises and a chorus of la's. That was hilarious.

8. Play tic-tac-toe...on your belly.

9. Make up jokes. I came up with: What is a ho's favorite math? Trick-onnometry. I thought it was funny but my friends just shook their heads and looked away.

10. Take a trip to la la land.

And those are the ten fabulous ways to stay entertained. Knock yourself out.

Peacies!!