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Joined 02-16-07, id: 557143, Profile Updated: 07-03-12
Author has written 6 stories for Love, General, Romance, General, and Young Adult.

HEY! This is j-flo saying wat up. _ welcome 2 my page.

I would greatly appreciate it if you would read some of my poems and short stories. Don't forget to review!!

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I have decided to put some info on my page because it looks pretty bland.

Me:I'm in college. My fave subjects are math (when it makes sense) and spanish (when i have a fun teacher). English and science is okay and social studies is just horrid. It shall be put to death. j/k. I am semi blind due to the fact that i wear glasses and without them i wouldnt be able to see your face with you standing in front of me. Pathetic, but its all my dad's fault.

Hobbies: I LOVE to read, write, hang with my friends and watch disney animated films. you know like Beauty and the Beast or Mulan. Another thing I like to do, excuse me, what i am known to be is random. Shall I show you?

Random things you can say to your butter me jellies, that's your friends in case your wondering.

1. I like chicken in my coffee.

2. The dinosuar is pink because he dranked pepto bismal.

3. Jen ate a grape and it came out her foot.

4. Easy peesy lemon squeezy with some cheesy on the side!

Ten things you can do when you're bored:

1. Count the tiles on the ceiling.

2. Undress a banana in your mind (and if you see boxer shorts or a bra you're doing it right).

3. If you are in a quiet room shout out a completely irrelevant and random word: QUACK! for example.

4. Stare at a person (it's better if it's a complete stranger) and wait for their reaction.

5. Sing to your shoes. It makes them happy and it shows your appreciation.

6. Play an entire episode of your favorite tv show in your head. It's okay, go ahead and laugh at the funny parts.

7. On your cell phone (if you own one, if not...sigh so sorry for you) record a funny song and ill it with weird noises and a chorus of la's. That was hilarious.

8. Play tic-tac-toe...on your belly.

9. Make up jokes. I came up with: What is a ho's favorite math? Trick-onnometry. I thought it was funny but my friends just shook their heads and looked away.

10. Take a trip to la la land.

And those are the ten fabulous ways to stay entertained. Knock yourself out.


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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Detention by Kai-chan689 reviews
A new school year and a new and unexpected romance. How will Mira deal with the new teacher when he seems so devoted to annoying her on a daily basis? Student/Teacher
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 240,002 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009
A Dangerous Affair by romanticheart01 reviews
Stephanie White was an ambitious journalist working for a top London newspaper. She had always steered clear of the egotistical Tom Phillips at work but the story they found themselves working on together would force them to unite in the face of extreme d
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 77 - Words: 113,289 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Hands Down by Kai Miller reviews
Girl meets boy. Boy is white, girl is black. Boy goes to school at an all black school...add in a cheating boyfriend, a backstabbing best friend, and lots of secrets. DRAMA! COMPLETED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,664 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
The Search For Something More by a smile that explodes reviews
Isabella Walters has had a lot handed to her in life... a loving family, a great best friend, a beautiful home, a nice car, shopping trips whenever she feels like it... but what she really longs for money can't buy. -Story 3-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 158,281 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006
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Lost then Found reviews
She never thought she could loose so much in one day. First, her sister. Then her mother's love. What's worse is that Reesi can't figure out which is worse. All she knows right now is that her life is hell and she's stuck in it. Short story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011
Kidnap My Heart reviews
He was a rapist and a cold hearted killer, but could he also be a theif by kidnapping my heart? It seems that I have fallen in love with the bad guy. I promise the story is much better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
A Simple Shorty reviews
If you like to read something with an unexpected twist then you will enjoy this short story. please read and review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Autumn You reviews
I named this short story after a poem I wrote. Of course the poem is in the story. Summary:An old woman loves a man who does not remember her.She tries to get him to remember her. Will he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Nighttime Snow
i know limmericks are suppose to be humorousthats what my teacher say,but this one isn't. It's still a good poem though.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
A Sorrowful Love
a poem my friend and i made.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete