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Joined 02-19-07, id: 557503, Profile Updated: 11-08-10
Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, and General.

My name's Allison! Hi. :)

I'm 20, and I live in Massachusetts. I'm a sophomore at SNHU for creative writing :)

Love interests!: Robert Downey, Jr., Conan O'Brien, Jason Schwartzman, Craig Ferguson, and David Tennant.

Writing influences! these include, but definitely aren't limited to: Dave Eggers, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Nick Hornby, Michael Chabon, Wes Anderson, and the Coen Brothers.

Music (just a tad)!: Mumford & Sons, Weezer, Elliott Smith, Ben Folds, G. Love, soundtracks to Wes Anderson movies, State Radio, Dispatch, Streetlight Manifesto, Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Arctic Monkeys, etc.

I'm on fanfiction, too; link for that is under my homepage.

my blog! :)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Sleeping with Ghosts by urbantease reviews
This story is about Soren, an ordinary boy who has ordinary experiences but reacts to them in extraordinary ways. Not everyone will open up about certain things and not everyone will dwell on the tiny things. This is just what happens when you open up and
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008
In Our Defense: From a Different Perspective by Meilanu reviews
[Series of OneShots]You know how most stories and most chick flicks revolve around a girl? And how hard it is for her to find love? Well, what's it like for the guy? Have you ever considered it? And you wonder why we hate reading & watching chick flicks.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007
Beyond 110 by xxoh-the-possibilitiesxx reviews
Stella Jenkin's mother keeps a stringent check on her daughter's weight, with weekly weight checks, and Stella lives in constant fear of what will happen when she crosses over the acceptable line. R&R please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,969 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
the simplicities of mismatched lovers by young and the reckless reviews
her different colored, flourescent socks accented the gray of his tie.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Lovely Blossoms by tangledwebweweave reviews
Anna is a lonely, smart girl who hates watching people in love because, inside, she expects for herself not to be ever loved..What will happen? Some chapters are short, but I wanted it to end that way. Please R&R!:D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007
Senioritis by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
Beginning in June 2007, the summer of my senior year, I gathered quotes from my friends, relatives, and teachers that made me laugh. I hope you'll enjoy them too. [rated for language, sexual reference, and objectionable [by some] sexual orientations].
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007
Twenty Questions by PurpleAddict reviews
“Not another game of ‘I Spy With My Little Eye’, okay? You always win at that game.” -- Two lovers play an unlikely game of Twenty Questions, the beginning questions light and flirty, the last ten deep and chilling.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
In the Clear by Darklight's Pen reviews
I've been tailing this guy for weeks and still haven't got a clear shot"
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
My Views on the Word: personal Bible studies by breana reviews
Basically it is the things that I think and have learned about different topics to do with my faith. These are simple, easy-to-understand Bible studies that will take no more than a few minutes of your day, and hopefully help clear things up for you... I
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
Gifted by Mango Smoothie reviews
Sophomore year, you've gotten through fifteen years of life and it still isn't getting any easier. First there's that crazy ex that's after you, then that love triangle you're stuck in, and to top it all off, you've got these crazy powers. DISCONTINUED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007
Pen Pals by WyrdWolf reviews
Ray lived. Or so he thought.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The FreeSpirited Princess by fairy219 reviews
Obsessed by romance stories between royal and commoner, Princess Irene determined to marry a commoner herself. When she thought she had met the perfect commoner, she didn't know that the guy wasn't really the commoner she once thought he was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,063 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
A Wanderer At Christmas by Romana Dante
No one should be alone on Christmas, they say. Is that still true for a wanderer? A short Christmasthemed poem about being alone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007
My View Of The World by WyrdWolf reviews
A number of things that I must speak of. Not for the sensitive or defensive.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006
Secrets Inc by Secrets-Inc reviews
['I feel as if my writing suffers when I do.'] An archive of secrets from everyone and anyone in between. See my profile and send in secrets to be archived here! [100 ! secrets]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007
A different kind of love by unfortunately freckled reviews
I don't want sex. I just want a kiss.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Aces Down by kaleidoscope-sharks reviews
Ace, Berwin, Kase, Sloan and JD make up the perfect team of a driver, a thief, an assassin, an escape artist, and a hacker. Together, they work hard, breaking into vaults, doing jobs for the mafia, stealing things… and they're all twenty one and under.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007
The Artz of War by Dead Decoy reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
Empty Playgrounds by GottaLoveZach reviews
Playgrounds are never empty... Inspired by an experience of the poet's mother.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Beyond The Stars by three.word.lies reviews
where she lies. [ONE SHOT]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
PS: I Love You by Amy Langer reviews
Gwen and Peter have an almost perfect relationship... which might have something to do with the fact that they communicate almost explicitly through notes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
We used to be friends by NitroGlycerine reviews
A boy, a girl, a mistake. The end of a friendship.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Blender by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
[WIP] Meet Maverick Bender. His friends call him Blender. He's about to shake up your idea of boarding school. [Rating may go up later]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006
POPCORN by AquaDream reviews
Hannah was the last new kid at school, now Jaden has come and taken over the roll but, instead of being the odd one out, Jaden's the guy every girl wants. Can Hannah win him over? Rated T just in case...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
Viva la Stone Bridge! by a Cornucopia of Love reviews
Mrs. Sturtz: Mr. Person is infuriated with the amount of pizza being delivered to this school. [A collection of high school quotes!]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,966 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Touch and go: All I Want by heart shaped lies reviews
[Book One] When best friends fall in love, some people thrive to get noticed and some others hide away with a clique war in the background. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
The Piano Plays by Waitingnotsopatiently reviews
Two teenagers discover they both have a love of instruments. Summary doesn't sound great, I know. Please R&R though!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007
Spin It by Navagan reviews
Like gaping fire crackers, looking for the cheese. Touches on global warming, along with life, commercialism, and the absolute chaos our society has chosen.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Porno Poet by spunkypumpkin reviews
I can truthfully say that a man elicited my change, the coming out of my shell. I can also truthfully say that he was a poet and that he was rather fond of pornography. I knew him as PornoPoet.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
She never came down by rust phoenix reviews
I'm not sure how good this one is from a poetic point of view, but it means more to me than anything I have ever written. R and R and I'll return the favor.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Camp Glaregon by Silent Will reviews
Ross wins his class a trip to Camp Glaregon, but the camp has a dark secret that will put everyone's life on the line once that secret is revealed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Graduation Day by Kiwi Mango reviews
A short poem I wrote when graduating. Everything seems more important as you're about to leave it...
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Unborn by Sean White reviews
My greatest loss
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2006
Of All The Hearts That Followed You by and we'll dance reviews
COMPLETE - "Her diary, told them, her deafening story..." [The true life story of Grace-Lynn Samuel]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
Humor: How to make it suck less by Radyn reviews
This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2005
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
The Proverbial Slap by ChalkBoard Artist reviews
Are you strong enough to handle it?
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2003
The Liam Smith Show: Revenge is Sweet by Jason Gaston reviews
Episode #1. Here, we meet the show's protagonist, Liam Smith, and a few other characters that make up the show as they have to fight demons who want to destroy the world!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2002
At The Harbor With No Water by Lady Jenna reviews
Jackie Robinson, a bright, moody senior at Little Harbor High School is ready to begin her life in the real world. But the real world sneaks up on her in the form of Jason Walker, her new English teacher. Walker and his family will open up Jackie’s eyes
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,129 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2002 - Published: 9/3/2001
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Fast Times at Auburn High reviews
-"Your man love for Jack Bauer concerns me." "It's not concern, it's jealousy." Welcome to the hallways, the classrooms, where conversations like this are commonplace. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Don't Blink reviews
-"Okay, I've never put one of these on, so please don't judge me on it." It is prom season, after all.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
I Maybe Might Just Hate You, but I'm Not Sure Yet reviews
You want to wear scrubs today, but people judge. No matter how idiotic it may look, today is a day you feel tempted to wrap yourself in a Snuggie, or at least just put on a robe backwards.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
We are AP reviews
Sometimes the literature geeks have all the fun.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
Systematic Love Addict reviews
Dustin is possessed by his fear of remaining single for life. Mel is terrified of the idea of marriage. When the two of them meet at a speed dating extravaganza, their personalities click. But of course, there's the phobias to deal with...yeah. HIATUS.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Smashing Young Man reviews
Oh, the things we do for babies. "...they're not that ugly, are they?"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Context is Everything reviews
It's about a hotel doorman who hears different bits of conversations out of context during his shift. And some other stuff, too.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Keeping the Faith reviews
Shabbos, old ladies, wheat wafers, cell phones, hot dogs, bulletins, and a possible oneway ticket to hell, all over the course of an hour at church.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
I Hardly Knew You reviews
A guy named Chandler gets his kicks by talking to people on the phone.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Jasmine Germs reviews
A psychic tells Cate something she doesn't want to hear, and Cate is determined to prove her wrong. In a way, though, the psychic is proven right.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Baseball, Strings, and Poland Springs reviews
A little story about a dad who always supported his son. Unfortunately, though, he had two of them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Cherry Lollipop reviews
A little boy is forced into one of the scariest situations of his life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete