Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Life, and Mystery.
"We could kill everbody!" ...
I am myself, and I am sure that I have always been. I've always been as old as myself, as tall as myself, and smart as myself. I sometimes disagree with myself, but that is a essential part of any good relationship, which is what I have with myself...I think. I also firmly believe that I should be in an Institution, or some safe place with padded walls, where the diversity and unexpectedness of the inner workings of my mind cannot harm innocent bystanders. This is one point that myself does not agree with me on, seeing as how myself is planning to take over the world someday, and feels that my being locked up would hinder myself in my quest for ultimate world domination. Which one of us happens to win this disagreement has yet to be seen. Until then, please enjoy knowing this about me, and if I were you, I'd run away from myself. But I can't, since I'm not you.
"There's really no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumblin' out of bed. Except for the splat at the end they're pratically similar!" Tigger
I love writing. I love reading. I love God. I love building houses. I love cutting down trees. I love making cookies. I love my Sarah Bear(yes, she's real). I love looking at pictures. I love life. And I especially love reviews. They're awesomeness in a pickle jar. :)
"When I was young, I was the smallest and the weakest. They never let me play in all their halfing games like Throw the Rock, or Throw the Stick, or Throw the Rock and Then the Stick Shortly Thereafter." The Order of the Stick!
Lord, you have assigned me my portion and my cup; you have made my lot secure. The boundry lines have fallen for me in pleasant places, surely I have a delightful inheritance. Psalm 16: 5-6
So, I'm sure you're all DYING to know about my life. Well, My dad and my oldest brother are carpenters, and they finished building my bro's house a while back. His wife had a baby boy at the end of January, and they've just recently moved into said finished house. My older sister also has a baby, and I sometimes babysit for her. My mom is a conference promoter/internet marketer/entrepreneur, and we have a conference coming up soon. We live out in the country, and I have a garden. :D I love gardening. I'm also the family cook...and there's nine people in my family right now, so that's really fun. :P My dad has cancer so we're supposed to be eating healthy, and I'm pretty much at my wits end trying to figure out how to make something that's both healthy AND tastes good! At the current moment my Dad two of my brothers are building a house for our cousin a couple hours from here. And I am in a play. It's taken a while to get underway, and we've had some setbacks, but I'm really hoping we can pull through, because I love acting. :D
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