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Joined 02-23-07, id: 558010
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, Humor, and Romance.

Quotes: First go look at luicia's profile if you want to see some of the funniest quotes I've ever seen!!!

-student "Shutup!" Teacher "That's not nice!" student "Shutup please!" teacher "That's better."--student/teacher(dur) - yeeeaaahhhh...no - ME
- One social life, going cheep, rarely used - ME
- I have a tendancy to whear my mind on my sleave, I have a history of loosing my shirt. - bear naked ladies
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Somewhere, somehow, Brain started to hear the cries of Toes and Spleen (who were all out looking for Brain) and Brain finally got a clue and figured out that it’s presence would be greatly appreciated. - In a fanfiction on inuyasha by - Pwalefriend
- "The stock markets are slow today, because they are closed" -- some chick on BBC world--hmmmm geee, then the SLOW comment kinda goes without saying HUH?!?!
- "I will give you the compase if you do strange things to my dog, his name is tim" -- "Jack Sparow" (Johnny Depp -_-') in the bloopers -
- "We shouldn't elect a president who is affraid of premature evacuation" -- Jane Fonda -- Colbert report -- On the subject of the 2008 presidential elections (US) -- said while sitting on the lap of stephen colbert -- May 09 2007.

"look, mum didn't put a letter on your's ron. I guess she thinks you know your name, but she soulden't worry, we know our names are Gred and Feorge" -- harry potter book one

-"Somethings happening to me!" I shouted. "You're dying, that's all; don't be a fool. Don't you have any oil lamps? All this money and you can't afford whale oil except for that lantern. Bring me that lantern." "Dying!" I shouted. "Dying!?" "It happens to everyone,"--"Interview With A Vampire"--By Anne Rice

a quick pointer. El Divo (the singing guys) should Never be aloud to sing songs from "west side story" ESPECIALLY the song Maria sings at the end.

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The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
The Scepter of Light by Jennifer Leigh reviews
The Emperor lies on his deathbed, leaving his Empire in peril of being overrun by demons. Can the world find salvation in the form of a surly half demon and a former slave girl?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Notes, Quotes, and Anecdotes by Psychogizmo reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
The Real Threats to Society by q is for quirks reviews
Concerning chocolate lunches, pixie sticks, and nose clippers.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Shallow Depths by Ace Work reviews
She was, as everyone considered, the most outrageous thing to happen to the city...So, what happens when this simple country folk comes face to face with the most two faced guy to ever walk the surface of planet Earth?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006
A Universal Issue by Psychogizmo reviews
Humorous essay I wrote for Emerson...coughREJECTEDcough...but still a good, funny essay, WITH A GOOD MESSAGE THAT THE PUBLIC SHOULD ABIDE BY! Written in story form. If you could use the Boston Common to spread any message that you wanted, what would it be
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Taste of Chocolate by Mackenzie Rose reviews
Bridget Jones had Marc Darcy, Carrie had Mr. Big, Liza... Liza is still looking for her romantic comedy hero. So far, there isn't even a smarmy Hugh Grantlike character anywhere in sight. What is a girl to do?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Pirates plus Machetes by Not Safe reviews
A conversation I had with my brother. Written completely in a give and take dialogue form. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
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Undercover Undead reviews
A few vampires, a human, and a spy agency...is there anything better?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008
Theirs
The mad man is back. This time, he will be theirs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Published: 12/29/2007
Dazed by Jewels reviews
A small girl rejected by her town, a boy watches her run, fast forward 8 years and we have our storymy first ever story, please review if you wish.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Stupidity reviews
Hello. My overactive imagination tends to come up with really stupid convorsations that I can't ever put into my storie so I shall torture with them here! BWAHAHA
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007